Does Your Mom Use Emoticons?

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My mom discovered emoticons on her iPhone sometime last year.

Now it's like an avalanche of smiley faces with heart eyes, dogs, airplanes, thumbs ups/downs, and something that looks like a house on fire. Not sure what it all means, honestly.

Nope...but my boss does.  He writes texts in pure emoticons...it's out of control. 

Let us know when Mommy sends you the eggplant.

Do people get apps so they have more to choose from?

I've gotten some that seem a bit out there. 

I'll be sure to keep you updated, Gravy. 

Not sure, Felina. I know on my new Google phone, there's hundreds of these fuckin' things; thousands, even. 

Dear God, like you wouldn't believe.  It usually annoys me like mad, then I think about the fact that there will be a day that I miss getting these silly little texts from her, and I end up feeling like an asshole for being annoyed.

Here, Gravy. Tell me if you can decipher this one. It's about your meltdown last week.

crying nofrown mail angry 

Vivala needs a taco emoji, and maybe a steaming pile of poo.

Has she discovered bitmojis yet?

Hey, it's Mike Edweirds!

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>>>bitmojis

No, is that a thing? Please don't let that be a thing.

Being annoyed. Hmm.

You strike me as an emoji abuser, Six. 

Yes, bitmojis...it's a thing...personalized emojis.  I was subjected to these recently, both in social life and at work. It is more than annoying.

No. I don't use them at all, Mark.

In your post above you are already way ahead of me - as I have never used even one here.

So you don't abuse them either?

And I don't even have a parent to send them to me.

 

 

 

I mean you abuse your kids, Six. 

 

 

With emojis.

No, I don't use them at all, Mark.

 

When did you stop beating your wife?

Also - both of my children are adults now - no longer kids.

lulz

Is there a wife beating emoji, Six?

That seems really, really ugly. sad

My mom does not text, can barely use a cell phone. But she does have AOL.

Yes, a wife beating emoji probably would be very ugly.

Moms can be so annoyingly cute.  I wish I could accent this statement with a puppy emoji.

Is there a puppy pulling emoji?

Please format all of your corny jokes into emoji form on this thread, Six. Thanks.

I can't do it. Must resist. I must remain emoji free.

> Is there a wife beating emoji, Six?

Creekhead has those copyrighted.

Waddup, Roland? You back east?

In the Central Time Zone at the moment, Mike. cryingnoangry

Wait - I found an emoji to share with you, Mark. It's my first emoji!

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I see what you did there, Six. no

I thought you would be more encouraging about my emoji use, Mark, not a Debbie (Thumbs) Downer.

 

Since Mark hasn't answered me, I can only think that he must be busy downloading the bitmoji app now.

It must be a very complex app.

Nothin' left to do...

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my wife uses the bitmoji thing. hers looks pretty close to her, so thats kind of funny

My mom doesn't even text. She doesn't do email either, doesn't go on the internet.

I wish she would. She only wants to talk on the phone.

Talking on the phone gives me the heebie jeebies anymore, but it's my mom, soheart

I like that we have the heart here now.

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Some good emojis in this thread.

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Sixer's emoji is waaaay too big. There's no need to overcompensate, is there?

Is there a bitmoji  for low t?

Big is a relative term.

po00SAtt teh bitmoji, SixxErr!!!!!

Mom cant text, or keep her phone charged for that matter.  But may change her tune if there was a emoji for donuts.  devil

Not my mom but my Dad is continually sending that ridiculous thumbs up symbol. I've since asked him to cut it out.

my mom is 88 and drives 5 miles every day at the speed limit.

women live longer in our family so i don't look foward to this pleasure myself

flip phone. no text

Ed, have you ever used a 'burner'?

as in?

years ago