Don’t pee in the River

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Won't someone  think of the Eels?! 

https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/mdma-cocaine-urine-levels-whitelake-ri...

 

>The river that runs through the grounds of Glastonbury Festival is contaminated with “damaging” levels of MDMA and cocaine, according to a new study conducted by environmental researchers at Bangor University in Wales. The likely culprit behind the contamination? Festival-goers urinating on the ground en masse, of course...

Second hand smoke has a challenger 

Apparently the eels don't seem to mind the cannabis and alcohol.

Very difficult to piss in a beer bottle whilst trippin balls

European Eels aren't electric eels and can't handle the hard stuff.

 

 

Have not consumed that particular protien but would give it a shot. 

I would bet during the festivities the eels aren't complaining.   Afterwards though, a river full of jonesing eels probably isn't as funny as it sounds.

Somewhat cryptic statement about disruptions to the Eels' lifecycle from the drugs. Eels just prefer to snuggle  after getting high on cocaine and Molly? Or they getting overly frisky?! It seems like a strange drug combination.

:>As Bangor University’s Dr. Christian Dunn said, per the BBC, “Our main concern is the environmental impact. This study identifies that drugs are being released at levels high enough to disrupt the lifecycle of the European eel, [a protected species] … 

Surfdead, the eels in the Luckiamute River near the King's Valley store were a good source of amusement when I used to visit there in the late '70s. No MDMA or coke, though, and they weren't European.

 

Jonesing Eels

 

Jam band members' side project?

or UK train station?

I gotcher eel right here

Green-Morey-Eel.jpg

That's A Moray!