Driving That Train, High On Cocaine

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Somebody left their blow in a cabinet at the White House:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66104993

 

 

Why does this not surprise me.

Was Hunter in town for a visit?

Are they sure it wasn't some crushed up Adderall left by the previous administration?

 an attempt by Biden's reelection team to neutralize the "Sleepy Joe" nickname or was Hunter at the 4th of July BBQ?

Straw man fallacy?  

How exactly did they know it was cocaine "soon after it was found"?

Sinners.

Hopefully they checked it with a fentanyl test strip first, but most likely protocol called for an intern to do a rail. 

Found in an area open to tourists and the public.  

> Straw man fallacy?

I'm going to say Noodler for the win. Kinda subtle too. I wish I had thought of that.

Planted by MAGA

Don Jr. is going "Fuck, so THAT'S where I left that bindle."

 

There had to have been a moment when dozens of people were quickly checking for their stash and going  Nope, not mine.....wheww!  

Well, it is the White House after all. 

Don Jr. is going "Fuck, so THAT'S where I left that bindle."<<

Ding!

Minimum four rooms and two vehicles torn up looking for it.

sure puts the Biden administration between a rock and a .......chopped up rock

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Let's assume they're testing the baggie for prints

 

 

 

 

 

Something all very fishy about this. Coke addicts don't lose their drugs. Or forget about where they stashed them. 
 

 

Left in a cubby..could just be a delivery service that left it there for a customer? 
 

What sort of  quantity (and quality)  of coke was 'found'?

Piss tests for everyone in the White House

Big fucking deal. So what. Drugs happen. Bombs or weapons? sure but a little coke?

 

'Lines may have been snorted and crossed. But it’s possible we won’t know by whom.'

Planted by MAGGOTS?

Totally normal thoughts for the person leading the Republican party

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I wonder which White House had the best blow?  
 

My Top 3:

1) Carter-it was the peak of the Disco 70's

2) Reagan-freebase and crack years

3) Clinton-took down Escobar,smoked cigars, banged interns

 

Woodrow Wilson's. Cocaine was still legal until 1914.

The Bush Girls may slot in at # 4

Think i'm going to need a 6-pack of Billy Beer to get through this!

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not sure how to feel about that beer photo until someone can confirm whether or not that beer is woke

Heard JFK had a full blown pharmacopoeia. 

Yes, I believe JFK took the most drugs, and Nixon was the biggest boozer....

Cocaine Bear meets Cocaine Dark Brandon - the new Summer blockbuster 

Mystery Solved! 

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^makes sense, he was once the grand poobah of the Cocaine Importing Agency too.

>> Something all very fishy about this. Coke addicts don't lose their drugs. Or forget about where they stashed them.  <<

My first thought, as well.

A buddy of mine sold CIA cocaine to Bookies in Las Vegas. He has some stories to tell.

 

^^^A buddy of mine sold CIA cocaine to Bookies in Las Vegas. He has some stories to tell.

Tell him he needs to log on and join VLZ immediately and do TELL!

JFK had daily testosterone shots among other 'vitamins' so it's no wonder he was Boned up all the time and looking to hump.

 

The Secret Service has closed it's investigation...after, quite "oddly", being unable to get any DNA and/or fingerprints off of said bag. In the process, it has also come out that some Cannabis (0.2z's/5-6 grams, cited in a different  source) was also found in two different 2022 instances.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/secret-service-confi...

Really, though, nobody's all that upset or concerned.

Shows how times have changed.

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Hold up, somebody found some cocaine?