Elon proves drugs don't make assholes better people

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"Elon Musk was using drugs on a much larger and more “serious” scale than previously thought during the 2024 campaign trail, according to an explosive report.

Musk, the tech billionaire who became arguably the most influential person in President Donald Trump’s inner circle, is alleged to have taken so much ketamine it ended up damaging his bladder, as well as frequently taking ecstasy and magic mushrooms, The New York Times reports.

Musk is also said to have carried a box around with him, which normally contained around 20 pills, including Adderall, according to a photo seen by The Times and others."

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But sources close to Musk claim he was taking the anesthetic almost daily, and at times mixed it with recreational drugs.

Musk is said to have told people close to him that his ketamine use had become so frequent that it was damaging his bladder, which is a common side effect of the drug among its heavy users. This was around the time that Musk publicly endorsed Trump for president in July 2024.

He also allegedly used ecstasy and magic mushrooms at private gatherings across the U.S. and at least once event overseas.

According to The Times, Musk was even alerted in advance when random drug testing was scheduled at his company, SpaceX.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/leaked-photo-allegedly-exposes-elon-musks-...

 

Ya don't say lol

I learned this from being on tour for 5 years also

and yet, he lives

Like musk would be required to take a drug test at his own co. 

 

i feel bad for the magic mushrooms that had to endure that.

i can't see that dude w/o thinking of mike myers

It sounds like Leon cucked Stephen Miller, so he's got that going for him.

Carried in a box? No briefcase?

I think it's probably a dopey little joke he made for himself, judit. It's his Xbox.

Here's a video clip of him geeking in the Oval Office today:

https://www.reddit.com/r/themayormccheese/comments/1kzh71n/elon_musk_in_...

Well, it was just a dopey little joke that I made, Mike.
 

Sure, but yours was clever.

I don't like the little video clip of him. Which drugs do you think caused that?

No, not the black eye, he said his kid did that. "I said, 'Go ahead, punch me in the face.' And he did it," Musk said.

 

lol he didn't do himself any favors making up that story about his kid punching him in the face. I suspect he's always like this and now that he's at all these televised functions as a contrived public figure people are noticing. 

Maureen Dowd noticed.

Tech Bro Had to Go

Elon Musk came to Washington with a chain saw and left with a black eye.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/opinion/elon-musk-doge-trump.html?unl...

>>>> i can't see that dude w/o thinking of mike myers

lol....me too. I've always pictured him as Dieter from Meyer's SNL skit, Sprockets

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So did he punch himself in the face, or was it just his weekly dominatrix appointment?

Or did he crash into an unmovable object while in a K-hole?

I doubt Leon has ever been in a k- hole. Most likely a new-age microdoser,  like his comrades on wall street. Heroic doses cause us to look deeply inside at ourselves, and that level of insight, personal confrontation and discomfort isn't for everyone. 

An alternate story is that Musk got into a shoving match with Bessert, according to Steve Bannon. Hmmm.

I'm bothered by the reporting that Peter Thiel is replacing him at DOGE. Yet another layer of data gathering, and this time by Vance's mentor.

The most-spun wook you've ever seen in the lot wasn't this fucked up and this guy's running our government.

https://x.com/YourAnonCentral/status/1928567618643857616

 

One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small

Just say no!

Or just say Bro.

Hegseth, Vance, Kennedy.  It's practically a toga party,.

Don't forget Brett "Boofer" Kavanaugh. He's a team player too.