Even the Springsteen Cover Band is OUT

Well, they did manage to get country singers Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood (aka "God Bless the U.S.A. guy") and rockers 3 Doors Down (whoever they are), along with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, the D.C. Fire Department Emerald Society Pipes and Drums, the Republican Hindu Coalition, and the Montgomery Area High School Marching Band.

Yeah, I'm not tuning in anyway.  

2 of the bands at the All American Inaugural Ball 2017 at the Hyatt Regency are:

 

 The Reagan Years - playing the hits of that glorious era, and The Mixx - who are the same guys covering the other years overplayed chestnuts.

Ha.  Love Borowitz!

Borowitz: Moving Vans Arrive at White House to Remove All Traces of Competence, Dignity

It's going to be a GREAT inauguration and the party is going to RAGE!!!

As a matter of fact the party is going to rage so hard that President Trump is taking the weekend off! Day One will be Monday: http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/314498-trump-monday-will-be-d...