Fight Night

From the Irosh Star -

"President Donald Trump boldly declared that over 100,000 will be in-person at the White House and the Ellipse to watch UFC Freedom 250 on June 14.

The seven-fight UFC event — which has reportedly been given “Super Bowl status” security — is slated to take place on Trump's 80th birthday and celebrate the 250th anniversary of the nation's founding. The star-studded card is headlined by a bout between Ilia Topuria and Justin Gaethje, with Alex Pereira additionally slated to move up to heavyweight for a title shot in the co-main event."

Might as well just have gladiators with swords, nets, and tridents.

With the contestants waiting on the emperor's thumb.