Fucking US passport agency

I applied for a passport renewal a couple weeks ago. My passport expired last year and I am traveling to France in February. After getting everything done at the post office and assured the documents I supplied were exactly what they needed to do their god damn job, I get this fucking email: 

Thank you for your recent passport application.

However, the identification you provided is not sufficient for passport purposes.  Please complete the enclosed DS-5520, Supplemental Questionnaire to Determine Identity for a U.S. Passport, and submit the form with photocopies of five (5) or more personal documents, which are five (5) years or older.   For your information we have included a list of acceptable forms of personal documents that may assist our office in establishing your identity. However, you may submit any other document in your possession that shows either your name and photo (with issue date) or name and signature (with issue date). 

RECORDS WITH PHOTOGRAPH (VALID or EXPIRED) 

·         Driver's license

·         School yearbook photograph with your name and photo, also with school’s name and year that it was issued

·         U.S. Passports

·         Newspaper/Magazine articles (with your photo & name, news paper’s name & date) 

RECORDS WITH EITHER PHOTOGRAPH OR SIGNATURE (must have a date)

·         Employment identification card

·         Professional license (ex. nurse, pilot, mechanic, etc)

·         Federal, State or Municipal identification card

·         Military identification

·         Student identification card

SIGNED IDENTIFICATION ITEMS (Should have your legal signature and date)

·         Military records such as DD-214

·         Selective Service registration card

·         Union membership (bearing name/signature or name/photo and issuance date)

·         Medicare/health insurance card

         Welfare card

·         Marriage certificates

·         Medical records

·         Voter's registration card 

·         Children's birth certificates

·         Social Security card 

·         Traffic ticket

If you were raised abroad you may also submit*:

·         Foreign school records with name, photo and date

·         Foreign passports

·         Foreign driver’s license (valid or expired)

·         Foreign government issued identification, such as voter’s registration cards or national identification cards.

*If in a language other than English, please provide an official translation.

We appreciate your assistance in this matter so that we may continue processing your passport application.  If we do not receive the requested information within ninety (90) days from the date of this letter; or the information you submit is insufficient to establish your entitlement to a U.S. passport in accordance with the relevant provisions of Part 51, Title 22 of the Code of Federal Regulations, your application will be denied and your evidence returned to you.  By law, the passport execution and application fees are non-refundable.  Any special return postage will be returned or refunded.

How in the fuck could the identification not be sufficient when I supplied exactly what they asked for? I called these fuckers today and asked them about it and they told me they couldnt tell me why they suspended  my application. They could only get my phone number and tell me the person responsible for this horse shit would contact me within two weeks. Keep in mind I supplied my old passport, photo id, social security card, and new photo. 

Last time I tried to get a passport hurricane katrina fucked it all up and I had to call my senator to fix it. I cant imagine why I thought this would go any smoother. I swear, its shit lke this that make people vote republcan.