Furthur and Dead and Company's 'mental Jerry', conductor, producer, etc gofundme

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Yes I want fries with that please

If you make it there,  I would not wash my fruits and vegetables in the Ganges. It's like a sacred septic tank. 

Cheeseburger?

> Yes I want fries with that please

Would you like to try our Baconator Fries?

go fund yerself brah.

                          So one year I was channeling dead Jerry and he says to me, “Do me a favor will ya?
                          Run down to the 711 and grab me some cigs. Unfiltered Camels.
                          And some Häagen-Dazs. Chocolate mint. And a hot dog.”                                                                      From heaven? How cool is that?
                                                                                               \                                                                                                                      \

pull my finger 

Dear kind Zoners, I have shared the rules with this musician, those rules are https://vivalazone.org/rules, specifically
~-~ commercial or business purposes, including advertising, marketing or offering goods or services, whether or not for a charge or through linking with any other web site or web page
 
And removed the parts of the post that don't work for us.

Thank you for your kind and sweet replies to the OP, you amaze me and I love you all.

Feel free to get in touch.

Judit,

Please maybe reconsider. It's dog days of summer and things are, well....I'll say it, things are getting a little dull around here. It's refreshing to have a new Zoner capable of paranormal communication. I for one would like witness a seance with Jerry during the Days Between.  My question is, can we call any version of Jerry or just the Jerry when he died? (I'd like to speak to 1975 Jerry so he can still remember stories from the previous decade.) Maybe we can stream the whole thing and raise money for Viva, too.

If the experiment is successful I will buy a vegetable CD.

Alan, I get what you're saying, and upon reconsidering, I'd be happy for him to put a thread together along the same lines as this one began, but without sales or business involved. I love your ideas. Paranormal communication? Sure, and I hope you can ask the questions you're thinking of and perhaps even get answers..

Viva la Ouija!

Well unfortunately I think those deleted posts were a clever ruse by the Cyclosporiasis lobby to have us keep eating all the recalled Fruits and Vegetables. Those songs about tasty chopped lettuce sure made me want to run right down to Taco Bell, consequences be damned.

(For those that missed it, the OP's resume included stints as an ordained Garcia clairvoyant, a poet, a world-class musician hawking his CDS, a budding globe trotter, and general all around mystic proselytizing about the virtues of only worshiping the plant kingdom. For a minor Go Fund Me donation he/she offered little more than torn up tarot cards, some old raisins, and questionable tidbits of wisdom.)

Damn dirty Cyclosporiasis lobby.

I was kinda curious about what OP said about people keeping women away from him. There's a story there just waiting to be told.

^ Listen Mike, let's not go there. Some stories are best left untold. Remember, there is "Estimated Prophet" crazy and there is "Fluffhead" crazy. No normal person is going to post here, but we gotta keep things mellow so as not to draw attention to ourselves from the Steve Miller Homeland Security bots looking for counterculture remnants and wandering lunatics kicked off of Eggy tour. (We're just a bunch of old American music enthusiasts; nothing to see here.) Now let's just tiptoe back out of this thread gently and lock the door behind us. Meet ya in the Social Security thread later.

I was thinking perhaps Zippy has reinvented himself.

I was also thinking that the old zone would have really taken this one out for a ride.

All due respect to Judit and the kinder, gentler Viva, I miss those rides.

I think we should be allowed to hawk goods here as long as there is absolutely no chance anybody will buy them. Because then it's not commercial, y'know?

> I was thinking perhaps Zippy has reinvented himself.

I thought it might've been Zippy in the Have you seen this man? thread the other day.

This FruitsandVegetables guy reminded me of that GIG guy on the old Zone who claimed to be in China.

!Global Internet Government! - GIG - !tnemnrevoG tenretnI labolG!

Good memory, Jack.

GIG (charles webster baer): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXIUlDcyJSU

Baer does get around. I was looking at an old surf mag ca. 1971 and saw a letter from him complainng that construction of the new Arizona wave pool "Big Surf" (first of its kind) had decimated the peyote plants growing there.

that's a hoot, surf.

i get wanting civility but censorship is lame.

I have no problem with scrubbing blatant sales stuff, but the personal details stuff could've remained.

No sales stuff here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gratefuldead/comments/144jwsu/the_flowers_are_p...

" I might be the only good musician ever. "

Got to admire the boldness. 

..now if he/she was able to channel Phil, I would have been more impressed. Though I do respect the fact he listed every show over 20 years where he definitatly channeled Jerry. Very thourough. (Which leads me to believe we were visited by a rogue AI chatbot. Or perhaps the first deadhead robot?)

Judit, did the original post make sense before you edited it? because it sure doesn't now. "to see how I compare to Candace Brightman" WTF?

No the original post was much more incoherent

a wellness check is probably in order

Making sense is sort of subjective, rather I'd say that a person could get a bit tangled up in what was written.

How does he like his tofu scramble?

> to see how I compare to Candace Brightman

OP obviously pales in comparison with Candace. "Mental Jerry" I could see though.