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Looks like we are going to invade, occupy, force everyone out, and "have ownership" of Gaza, and that is just the top of the list of the 5 other insane things that happened today. 

Fuck!

United States of America plus Gaza.

What a piece of shit this motherfucker is.

 The worst part of this 4 yr scenario isn't just him, it's the twisted, first- world, self- centered, damaged beings who voted him in. He's simply a political representation of their beliefs.

Worth repeating....

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group.

-- George Carlin

Carlin was wise.

 

>The worst part of this 4 yr scenario isn't just him, it's the twisted, first- world, self- centered, damaged beings who voted him in. He's simply a political representation of their beliefs.

 

 

And the fools yelling "Free Palestine" and refusing to vote for Harris bear some responsibility. Their "protest vote" helped Trump win. Arab Americans and Far Left fucked themselves and their cause. Harris was committed to working towards a 2-State Solution. 

 

Trump never hid his intentions. 

 

 

>>> refusing to vote for Harris bear some responsibility <<<

Anyone who didn't vote for Harris or someone other than Trump bears some responsibility. We're beyond that. We're fucked (for now).

Trump's complete lack of understanding of geopolitics and history is appalling. He opens his mouth and destroys carefully crafted diplomatically nuanced agreements, years of negotiations gone in a few sentences. Suggesting that Egypt and Jordan should absorb the population of Gaza was met with outright rejection. These somewhat stable countries do not want 2M refugees, some who are radicalized and will potentially destabilize the receiving countries. Taking it a step further and suggesting that the US should take over Gaza, that's just asinine. Arms length aid to the Gaza population, keep our US Citizens at a safe distance, while helping the non-combatant population of the territory, to eat, survive and rebuild is the only sane approach. Ignore what the idiot says and pay attention to facts on the ground. The Israelis will get their security arrangements and the Palestinians Civilians will be damned. Hamas attacking the Israeli Civilians on Oct. 7, 2023 wasn't such a good strategy.

After the takeover, I look forward to visiting a nude bar named Gaza Strip ! 

More stupid and outrageous remarks to distract from Elon Musk's coup.

When I first heard of this, the image of fat Americans lounging on the Gaza beach slurping fruity drinks with umbrellas in cups made from palestinian skulls came to mind.

Gotta do something with all that freed-up USAID money.

 

GAZA (The Borowitz Report)—A spokesman for the Palestinian people said on Wednesday that, though they had no intention of leaving the Gaza Strip, they would be “very interested” in taking control of the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida.

“Right now, Mar-a-Lago is a mess,” the spokesman said. “The only reason anyone is living there is because they have no other alternative.”

The spokesman said the Palestinians would begin rehabilitating the derelict property by “clearing out all of the stolen documents and returning them to their rightful owners.”

Additionally, the spokesman indicated, Mar-a-Lago would require “extensive fumigation,” adding, “If it’s like any other Trump property, it has a bedbug issue.”

<<Mar-a-Lago would require “extensive fumigation,” adding, “If it’s like any other Trump property, it has a bedbug issue>> laugh

What a great idea, build resorts wherever genocide has occurred, there won't be any bad juju there!

Imagine the possibilities.

"I'll have some of that ethnic cleansing, waiter. It smells delicious!"

There's absolutely no chance that this is going to happen, and Trump knows it. It's just more bloated, empty, fake blather that he uses to get a knee-jerk reaction, like the tariffs on Canada & Mexico, and then while he pontificates about his greatness he quietly slides in his real maneuver while everyone is busy railing about his crazy "plans" that get all the attention.

Trump is at best 90% show, 10% go. Unfortunately, everyone is always focused on and freaking out about the loud 90% show, while that real 10% is some quietly dark, nasty, self-serving shit.

It's vitally important to remember that essentially the dude is a simple con man, which means that almost nothing he says is true or real and that he has zero intention of actually doing virtually anything he says he's going to do.

The key is to stay calm and look beyond the endless blather to see what he and more importantly his people are actually doing.

Who wouldn't want to vacation where you're surrounded by heavily armed security and razor wire?

Greenland, Panama, and Gaza have this in common.

What are places the US won't be annexing, Alex?

I could see that he threat as a bargaining chip to force Hamas into exile, but it's so absurd that it's meaningless.

The Trump game is getting old. But it works for him. 

 Unfortunately he found the winning playbook: 

Make outrageous promises that will never come true.  When they fail, he blames the radical left for not letting it happen.   
This is what gets people to vote for a demon such as himself.  

>>>There's absolutely no chance that this is going to happen

This is true, but he said it sitting next to Bibi which means Israel has a green light to do whatever they want to do in Gaza and the West Bank because no matter what they do it won't be more extreme than this, and every time there are casualties Trump will just say they shouldn't be there and they need to move to Jordan or Egypt.

It also puts a huge target on the US and will inspire millions of people to step up there attempts at bombing us, which is going to happen right as we gut the CIA and FBI of brown people. But not to worry I'm sure bible Joe from Idaho will be just as good at infiltrating those terror networks as all the woke people he is replacing.