Gestapo Florida

Oh my. Off the freakin' charts. 

Get Up, Stand Up. Fight The Power. I Am A Patriot. .......

Thanks for the post. 

Got to go down to FLA at the end of the month.  At least the Covid has been officially canceled down there and everything is back to normal.

I can see where people dislike Vermont.

Too cold. Too Snowy. Too much isolation. Too rural. I understand - but those are things I like. Well, maybe not the cold - but definitely love the snow (and you need cold for snow, of course).
 

By comparison - I have always disliked Florida.

Too many people. Too flat. Too loud. Too plastic. Too humid. Too many frickin' insects and gators. Too many hurricanes. Too many tornadoes. Too right wing. Too faux-Christian. Too much!

This just adds another layer - Too scary.

No thanks.

Just, no thanks.

Hey we do suck here, but we don't get may tornadoes.....

i was told not to vote democrat anymore because they like big govt.

Not saying we don't get tornados, but they are not on the top of my list for why Florida sucks.

As a Florida cracker, what does top the list of suckiness are tourists.

I know they bring a fuck ton of money, but I hate the traffic, the cheapness, and worst when they tell me how they do it up north..........In Jersey we don't have to lock our doors.

Ive been to Jersey, who the fuck you kidding.

Don't get me started on Satan himself Rick Scott

Some fucked up shit. The biggest issue I see is she probably didn't back up all her shit and now they can delete everything.     

I hope she moves to Georgia.   We can use someone like her here.   

Dems to GA

6  is the classic worst-possible tourist. Probably only went to theme parks and Applebee's for dinner, and still wear's his mouse ear's back in VT. for special occasions. 

what happens when florida is constantly flooded and isn't inhabitable? 

^ Then the people who are alive and living here will all move to Vermont on cheap land provided by Bernie and Sixer.  At 67 years old, and on the highest sea-level footage in this city, I probably won't be one of them.

Next!

>>>>highest sea-level footage in this city

5 feet?

More than that... hold on I'm looking it up, cuz I know what happens if you try fake news on The Zone.

Florida Girls is one of my guilty pleasures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kyOFNHLsak

Nice article. Florida is trying, but it's like sticking a finger in the dike, you can only hold it back for so long....

https://www.businessinsider.com/miami-floods-sea-level-rise-solutions-20...

Ken- I live on Disston Ridge, which runs down the middle of the county, my house is 52 feet above sea level.

Florida isn't as flat as people might think, with the highest point 345 ft. Most kids don't realize Florida is a massive cattle-producing state, also, with plenty of fields, tree's and forest. Gorgeous river's, too. Sixer's only been to Disney and Ft. Luaderdale.

>>>>52 feet above sea level.

Damn.  That is a regular mountain down there.   My folks live on the highest point in St. Augustine - 10 feet above sea level.   Downtown is maybe a foot or two above sea level and floods whenever there is a full moon.

I was born in Tallahassee and lived there for about six years.   They have some hills over in that neck of the woods.  

Delaware has the lowest, highest elevation of any U.S. state. Lower than Florida.

> Florida isn't as flat as people might think, with the highest point 345 ft.

That's as flat as I thought. Of course, I live at 4500' with 8000' peaks in my backyard.

^ Niiiiiiiiiiiice, the high ground,, all you need now's a Howitzer

Delaware has the second lowest highest point - Ebright Road benchmark at 447.85 feet above sea level: 

https://www.dgs.udel.edu/delaware-geology/highest-point-delaware#:~:text...(NGS,more%20than%20two%20feet%20higher.

Florida's highest point is Britton Hill up in the Panhandle near the Alabama state line and comes in at a whopping 345 feet above sea level:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britton_Hill

earl -- i hear you man. 

florida i'm sure has beautiful places. 

but you have to admit, it's one totally fucked up state. 

Im 19 feet above and its like ims lookin downz on myz peoples

but we always had the best cocaine

^that 89% flows through there like covid. that's for sure. 

>>6  is the classic worst-possible tourist. 

Earl - not in Florida, thanks, 

312 ft Sugar Loaf Mountain is just around the corner from me. I guess eventually I may have beach front property.

if it was not for the golf, fishing and hot women everywhere I would probably leave this state

Used to own a Condo in Cape Canaveral area,  and it was Very nice to visit in January -> Febrrrruary times.  However the only stuff I did there was swim in the Ocean and visit some interesting places now and then.

Little too Muggy after Springtime in that locale.  Great in Winter though.

I used to get my coke from a Columbian family in LA.  I doubt anything in florida was better.

I remember being in Miami Beach and I was like 8 or 9 and there were so many naked women everywhere. That was the first time I'd ever seen naked women up close and it was really awesome. Florida is all good in my book just disgustingly humid.

Flipper and Tony Montana.

Who's your state got?

Peruvian flake smuggled in a Pisco bottle was my first in early 70s

far superior to Columbian rock

I have zero fondness for Florida, and yes, I have never lived or visited there - transferred planes on the way to St. Martin once

>>Who's your state got?

No one like who Florida has, thankfully. 

Earl - you even have timpane on your side. That speaks volumes. lol

Vermont has Bernie and stepped on blow. It's a wash.

I fell in love with my ex wife on a trip to Miami. Aaaaw.

^I guess you can call what they have in Vermont "blow". We just used to call it powder

I'm guessing, Timpy, that you were a real fucking joy after a 3 day powder bender.

The powders not so much. The real stuff.... well you wouldn't see me after three days anyways 

Is anybody really some kind of joy after a three day bender?

I just flew to Florida to see live music. Also went out to 2 bars and 2 restaurants. 

According to CNN and the New York Times I should be dead any day now. 

Signing off...

< Peruvian flake 

P Flake ???  Don't remember that. What I DO remember (some shit you never forget) was solid Pink Peruvian rocks ( Rocks, great album)  that looked exactly like a beautiful rose quartz,,, and solid yellow Ecuadorian rocks that looked like a gorgeous tourmaline. When that shit went away and all that was left was that horrible, who tf knows what kind of crap is in it, white powder,,,,, I was done, haven't done a line since the 70's. It's all shit now, The Good's Gone.

My shit came from rich family's kids, I have no idea what states it came thru.

Darkstar 10-26-1989

https://archive.org/details/gd1989-10-26.sbd.walker-scotton.miller.83428...

Ras has it right. Powder was flat, but the good stuff sparkled.

Good, bad or ugly- congratulations to all of us who survived that "dead-ender" drug, as Jerry once described it.  Probably give me a heart attack these days... 

>>>> "dead-ender" drug, as Jerry once described it. 

Ras 

It looked like pinkish opalescent mother of pearl flake when ready to ingest

I also got one bag a couple of years later that was a keeper   Sweet  tasty smooth and euphoric 

and fwiw I have never been on a bender  even in the 70s

many people become too "fond" of drugs 

I call myself lucky to not be that way

Of all the drinkers, whiskey drinkers make the best lovers— they’re mysterious, perceptive, and know how to engage themselves to every audience. 

They strike the perfect balance of promptness and crazy, which radiates sex-appeal.

Whiskey is a simple drink. People who know how to value the simple things tend to be more knowledgeable....

Never got around to appreciating whiskey at all. My knowledge is undoubtedly very limited- that's a lock.

uncut cocaine is a hell of a thing. the good stuff looks like diamonds and will kill you if you do too much. 

but fuck that drug. trash. 

snorting some 89% was certainly fun.......do not miss it tho. 

I had a buddy in the early 80s who was training to be an anesthesiologist at the time, and every once in a while he'd pocket a vial of some Merck pharmaceutical coke. He's not with us anymore because he developed a taste for morphine and needles, and got stupid about keeping his needles clean, but I have some brilliant  memories of sharing glittering lines of that Merck with him.

Also, I love how this Gestapo Florida thread turned into a nostalgic blow fest.

^ha, right. 

i never fucked w/ the pharma coke but always had access. i guess i should've gone w/ my gut -- idiot. 

i used to choch it up and bike around philly, far west philly -- then bike as fast as i could back south to blow more. awful but amazing at the same time. 

that was when timpane, drkstar, and i weren't locked in my house wasting all our money. 

also -- world cup and blow was fun. 

i was in Nicaragua back in 2005.  ended up hooking up some of the shit heater is talking about.  went into a bathroom to do a key hit and heard a loud bang on the door.  looked through the gap in the door and saw it was a soldier with an M-16, who apparently heard me sniffing.  came out ouf the stall and the dude didn't say anything but just put his hand out. i proceeded to give him $100 in american 20's.  he left. i left. i was awake for 10 hours on just that 1 bump. begged a friend for a xanax and finally slept. 

Good story there, JR, but obviously set up like a proverbial bowling pin?

I wonder what woulda' happened if you gave him a $20....

Lets get this thread back on topic- if you haven't seen this on Yahoo, you'll love this article:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/defeated-lying-narcissist-ex-president-110000...

You mean, Florida resident Donald Trump?

tRump will be "Florida Man" king!

....at least once DeSantis et al in legislature make a legal clearing for him to declare Mar-A-Lago his resisdence. Current FL law made Don a fraudulent voter it states that a resort (/hotel?) cannot also double as one's permanent residence for voting rights.

If there was ever a more perfect example of what Florida really is deep down - it's DeSantis. What a fucking lunatic. Just a shining example of bullshit and lies.

Deep down? 

Six- I can't defend DeSantis, but sorry the Lyme Disease has clearly started rotting your last few brain cells, and I'm happy for you having found Utopia in the meantime.

florida sucks balls. really not that complicated. 

like mass. mass sucks balls. a different suck, florida wayyyyyy more fucked up. 

these are just facts, earl. 

You must've been great on the HS debate team, Heat.

i was way too stupid for that shit man, come on. 

OK- jumping on Six's bandwagon is telling.

What State do you live in?

i live in vermont, where people believe covid is real, and take the necessary precautions to prevent the spread. 

Can't deny there's a considerable number of idiot's around here, but I feel you're "broad-brush-strokin' '' a bit. 

Perhap's you and Six could join forces on "How To Beat The Rona- Green Mountain Style"?

Today's bait sure caught the Earl-y bird. Good morning, Grampa!

Earl, did you fall over? Can you get up?

Lol

Yes, Sixer- just recovering, thank you.  Goin' deep again on me. I should know better...

Seriously, though - I hear Ivanka wants to be your next Senator. Bet that will be a hoot!

Smoked my first joint on Marathon key when I was 14 on a family vacation. 

Weir say's "We gotta nail mickeys foot to the floor" at this coked out show from 84. The PITB>UJB is epic.

https://archive.org/details/gd84-04-07.sbd.dodd.13816.sbeok.shnf

> I hear Ivanka wants to be your next Senator

That's a big step down from her presidential ambitions. Maybe she's getting a dose of reality?

have a three way with her "separate bedroom" daddy

I'd maybe have a 3-way with Ivanka and Melania, but only after they were injected with bleach and sprayed with Lysol.

https://apple.news/A2ajmf48dRo2mqr-q5TYW-w