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Lucky Day
Timmy Hoover on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 09:52 am

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https://abc30.com/amp/man-accused-of-dipping-testicles-in-customers-sals...

 

MARYVILLE, Tennessee -- A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.

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That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face
Nancyinthesky on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 09:56 am

"The company issued a refund for the tainted food."

 

kudos to the AP journalist for that zinger

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Bucky Badger
On Wisconsin on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 10:27 am

I dunno. Dipping your balls into anything liquid can create quite a mess for the dipper too. 

While I’d never taint anyone’s food in the first place, dipping my balls in something wouldn’t be my first choice that’s for sure. 

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Philzone Refugee
Herbal Dave on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 10:29 am

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skyjunk
fabes on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 10:53 am

Did he put his ball in taint deep?

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Lucky Day
Timmy Hoover on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 10:55 am

 The salsa in Tennessee probably sucks anyway.

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2 Room Shack
Turtle on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 11:32 am

i might considering dipping in some gazpacho. 

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jeff
JR on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 12:12 pm

Java Dave's obsession with dead anal drug guy makes sense. 

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Sound and Vision
4winds on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 12:37 pm

very strange, what do you use to name that jpg?

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Philzone Refugee
Herbal Dave on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 12:37 pm

It's some pretty funny shit, JR.  

Still don't get your obsession with me.

Hope you didn't get swept up in the Seattle massage parlor sting.  That used to be your jam, right?

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New & Improved
nedb on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 12:41 pm

JR is projecting....bigly.

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2 Room Shack
Turtle on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 12:43 pm

good morning ned.

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19.5 Degrees
FaceOnMars on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 12:48 pm

taint no time to hate

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New & Improved
nedb on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 01:22 pm

'sup Turtle. Hope all is swell....

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Woz
Paul_woz on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 03:20 pm

> The salsa in Tennessee probably sucks anyway.  <

 

Sucks balls

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Grievous_Angel on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 05:19 pm

As a proud resident of Tennessee, I’d like to point out that this sort of thing is quite rare and I’m guessing he was hopped up on weed at the time.

Salsa in Tennessee? Nailed it, Hoov.

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Thumbkinetic
(Bluestnote) on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 07:46 pm

Keep in mind:  If Drumpf has his way, all your burritos will be made by "Brad" or "Justin".

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jazfish
Jazfish on Thursday, February 28, 2019 – 08:05 pm

What? Trump has something to do with this. 

 

 Never would of thought.