Hey Coach

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Don't worry Coach will keep an eye on my son and give him proper direction in life.

Well sometimes.

http://deadspin.com/high-school-football-coach-suspended-after-he-allege...

Welcome to Spokane

This sounds like a move out of the Sandusky playbook.

Humans

Pretty sure this is the first time I've seen "Di*k" in a headline that didn't involve Nixon.