How many groupies did Bobby fuck during the GD's tenure?

That's barely over 5 a year. I'd like to believe that it was 5 a night.

Yea, I'd think 161 is very, very low.  Wasn't he single most - if not all- the 30 years?  I slept with 6 or 7 woman a year on average through my twenties and I'm just some hack trying to play guitar and skateboard haha.

all of 'em

except the ones he didn't

15 the youngest? 

probably worth another thread:

which band members groupies would you prefer to hang out with?

All members all eras......

mine's a no brainer but I'd like to hear your answers

How many shows did the GD play? I'll say that number +/- 10%.

>>>How many groupies did Bobby fuck during the GD's tenure?<<<

Cocaine + no Viagra until 98 that number is probably right. 

In "The Other One" movie Bobby's wife talks about being underage and spending the nights on the couch in Bobby's suite, while scantily clad women would be in and out of his bedroom.

Yawn...  

A far more intriguing question is how often did he have sex with other men?

Why?

Does anyone actually care about Bobby's sex life? Or any celebrity's?

I was recently told a nude Bobby story, but i'll save that for Zoner jam....   

That's one good reason to not want to be at the zoner jam.

I'm sure it will be great and I could easily walk away when the talk turns to nude Bobby, but still.... off-putting.

Tatters

Wtf, expanding on your motivation, or why you ask: how many partners have you had

is a big number something to be proud of?  Or is a small number indicative of someone with morals/ class?

what is the measure of a man  or a woman....

(or an evangelical Christian / hypocrite?)

>>Does anyone actually care about Bobby's sex life? Or any celebrity's?

Judit, you and I are on the same page on this both literally and figuratively..

>>Does anyone actually care about Bobby's sex life? Or any celebrity's?

Judit, you and I are on the same page on this both literally and figuratively..

Heck! I barely am even interested in Bobby himself - especially after 1990. 

Again with the click bait threads?

Tatters probably has a Bra Sizes Matter sign in his front yard.

Thread title is about as classy as Donald Trump.

I heard this "joke" today:

Sean Connery turned 90 today.

What's he doing right now? He's banging your mom.

(Sorry Judit)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLV-73VF6Tg

This video makes me think he was spending way more time hooking up, than playing guitar.  There are some choice moments of just nothingness in here while the band is raging.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBO0waUKbPM

I'm sure his daughters are happy this is out there.

Very strange topic

My answer....Who cares

i had 2 gal friends who stayed with him after a ratdog show.

they said no funny business and he was a gentleman. let them drive his pink caddy?

i guess by then he'd discovered the wonders of nature enough...

> Again with the click bait threads?

Weir's sexual antics have long been fodder for deadhead rumors and speculation (see dolittle's link above), so I wouldn't call out Tatters for click-bait so much as unoriginality.

bobby would have already been cancelled if he was engaged in that behavior during the me too movement era. 

Mike,  I agree.  The reactions here to this thread come off as shockingly Puritanical.  

I hope you're not including my reaction in the Puritanical category, Jay. It's not the case at all. I've just never thought who a celebrity (musicians included) fucks as something interesting.

did he and john swap stories?

I believe John banged Bobby's daughter (Sorry Judit...again!)

Tame hippie groupie scene - no Mud Shark tales

Jeez, I realize the guy is a "celebrity" and of course can be criticized/lauded/whatever for whatever he did in his past,

but bringing his kids into it (yes, I realize they are now adults), is still a bit unseemly.

YMMV, of course.

> I've just never thought who a celebrity (musicians included) fucks as something interesting

That doesn't really square with the image you posted in the Falwell thread yesterday, judit (which I found quite amusing, btw).

https://vivalazone.org/comment/284334#comment-284334

Well, we're stoner's, in a pandemic, so I am not beyond some idiotic conjecture.

I don't know anything about long-term girlfriends, so out of the 2,300 GD show's and all the other touring he's done in the year's BEFORE he met his lovely wife and settled down, I'll say he gave Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money, all day.  If he wanted to. Again, idiotic pandemic conjecture.

Long live Bobby!

<<I've just never thought who a celebrity (musicians included) fucks as something interesting.

You ever heard of a spank bank? 

mike, I don't care abour or have an interest in who Falwell, his wife, their friends, the circus, etc., fuck. I can see how the very cleverly-worded meme (poster) I put up in the Falwell thread might seem contradictory to that statement, I don't see it that way, but YMMV. So cleverly worded.

Sure, JR.

ask big steve

>>>ask big steve<<<

Oh, please don't.

His balls are juiced.

Oh, please don't.<<

NOICE!

161?  
 

That's all? I think we should Bobby a little more credit than that. I would say about 2500. That would put him close to 1: show. That's just with the dead. 

He said him and Strummer went up to the hotel roof patio to get away from the girls the night they hung out drinking. 

At this point in vivas sad existence, I think that the topic of how many women Bobby banged during the years of The Grateful Dead is far more intriguing than politics or Covid discussion and at the very least it's gD related. 

>> long live the dead - love matters on Tuesday, August 25, 2020 – 01:33 am 

Why?

I thought it was a funky thread from the get go and wondered just how far our band of weirdos would take it. 

Fortunately some "even keeled folks"  stepped in. 

I only care about minors and animals getting violated... 

timpane thinks viva lives a sad existence on the innerwebz

^We don't even have a crappy app yet. 
 

*tears fall*

>>timpane thinks viva lives a sad existence on the innerwebz

seems pretty clearly a projection of one's own existence

I'd also be intrigued at how many bastard children Bobby spawned over the years. Some of you touch heads probably danced along side them in the late 80s. 
 

I would guess that Jerry clocked at least 500 pre 1978.

phil maybe 100 all time

^^Six, glad you could get a quick wake from your drunken slumber before quietly passing back out on the couch again.

I don't believe Jerry was anywhere near Weirs numbers. I think he liked drugs and music more.

>>^^Six, glad you could get a quick wake from your drunken slumber 

anytime, bruh

I once heard that Bobby went for the model types and Phil was all about the hippie chicks. I bet Phil did pretty well for himself. Jerry did too.

But how about Mickey?

If you were a bandmember in the Grateful Dead and you wanted to get laid, I'm guessing it wasn't that diffcult, even for Mickey. 

I bet Billy's scene was the most fun. He seems like the guy that can keep it psychedelic, partylicious, funny and crazy all at once. I'll bet Billy got more tail than any of them. Bobby was dumb as a bag of bricks but Billy was always a sly fox...

Of course I still check in here with this great place but this thread is exactly why I'm doing it less and less. I look for good content here and this thread is up there with bottom feeder thread of the year. My opinion of course but this is a good example of why the human mind is a strange thing.

^Were you ever on the old zone? This thread is just an extension of real zoning. If you have an issue with it then maybe you can post in another thread? Not sure, but I'm sure you will figure it out. Nobody is forcing you to click, read or post brah. 
 

Thanks for the daunting thread review though.

Lol, Shakey, we can all still laugh at a fart joke every once in a while, right?

>>I'll bet Billy got more tail than any of them.

Before or after he was convicted of assault and beating his girlfriend?

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Grateful-Dead-Drummer-Guilty-of-Assa....

You had to go and ruin a perfectly good thread, 6. Good job.

The thread and Dead should have been ruined when Weir said the "Girls body was like an 8 years old!"

Anyone know if bobby is cut or uncut ? Asking for a friend. 

>>You had to go and ruin a perfectly good thread, 6. Good job.

Of course. The truth hurts. Sorry, Javs. Go back to your fantasy. lol

Thanks for the link, 6.

Kreutzmann allegedly kicked the other musician so hard in the groin area that he claimed he became sterile.

I thought Billy's go to move was punching dicks.

That was Matt Kelly's groin, btw.
Mickey tried hard to hurt him further with drumsticks to the back at Nassau Colosseum back in 1985. 

Well, Mickey "allegedly" beat up one of his bus drivers, so there's that.

this thread needs pics

I think that this is a fun little thread. The beauty is that it's 100% meaningless.

I’m shocked, shocked to find out that there was nooky going on with members of the GD.

Conservatives

Bobby's cockring collection is prob worth 100k

Mickey and billy prob right behind Bobby in the numbers. 

How does Donna fit into this discussion? She was a fan before she was a member.

Donnas tenure was a lot less time than Bobby, billy and Mickey so I'm not sure her numbers would be comparable but if she hit 100 I'd say that's a pretty good run.

100 times with Weir?

That's what I was wondering, Lance.

I bet Bobby got laid more often the nights he sang Looks Like Rain.

And "The Women are Smarter" nights too.

i don't buy the story that his current wife when 15 just innocently sat on the couch. please.

Fun Bobby number!

He/they played Estimated 37 shows in a row from Swing 2-26-77 to Portland 10-1-77.

That is a shitload of fat Jerry solo's in a row.

(To be clear, the solo's were fat then, not Jerry).

fatter in 78 tho. 

what about brent? haha. 

Brent liked to watch.

But not till '79....

And "The Women are Smarter" nights too<<<

Haha.

Rumor has it that Brent loved his wife in an obsessive (unhealthy) fashion. 
He perhaps drank more then he should have. All of this is based on what I have read. 
This leads to the belief that he was not big on fooling around with groupies.
On the other hand one never knows, does one. 

Trying to bang groupies after a long day of speed ballin might be really difficult. Maybe a one and done at best.

Banging them wouldn't be an issue. Getting off is a different story. 

They're Bandaids, damn it. 

Mr Timpane... yes I've done some time here previous to this session. I guess I'm too much like Ward Cleaver sometimes is what my wife tells me.

This site is more like an O'Douls in comparison to the PZ, IMO. Every now and again we get some decent threads but the grit and flavor is kinda gone. Lotta dead heads are approaching their last leg and I get that but we still need some good comedic threads like this one.

Personally, regardless of the number at question, if any of those guys made it through the 80s without getting herpes then that's a job well done.

I saw Greg Allman come into his hotel 40 years ago late at night in Md. after a show at the Cap Centre with a chick on his arm. He was pissed as shit.  Don't think he got it up that night.

Oh, and I got his autograph!

^Don't think they had viagra yet back then. Definitely didn't have cialis.

^So which is the way to go Mr timpane, viagra or cialis? Or a better remedy if your in the know!

Lol. I have never taken cialis but I've heard it works very well. Took a viagra once, nothing happen and I threw up.

Healthy diet, and clean living work best for me. Cockrings work well too.

The party's over Nycdave!

101 bitch!

The party ended 25 years ago. 
102 giggle 

>Rumor has it that Brent loved his wife in an obsessive (unhealthy) fashion. 
He perhaps drank more then he should have. All of this is based on what I have read. 
This leads to the belief that he was not big on fooling around with groupies.
On the other hand one never knows, does one. <

well my buddy who ran into him in a bar at the canada shows was not too stoked on him trying to pick up his girlfriend in front of him...

^Sounds like at the very least he had a decent rumor set up that he wasn't cheating on tour 

Not that it matters, but he was divorced by then.

I ran across this tune on Reddit today, and think it might have a place here. It was a new one for me.

Bobby & The Midnites
11/27/1982

https://relisten.net/bob-weir/1982/11/27/little-junkie-girl?source=7372

Little junkie girl
You don't have to worry
Got enough of what you need today
What you need today (what you need today)
What you need today (what you need today)
What you need today (what you need today)
Hey

Even if the world
Aound you ain't so pretty
All you do is make it go away
Make it go away (make it go away)
Make it go away (make it go away)
Make it go away (make it go away)
Make it go away

Make it go away
Like the light I once saw in your eyes
Yes you did
You were so good at making love
Now you making lies
Makes me wan't to cry

Little junkie girl
You're still kind of pretty
Lost a little shine
But that's OK
Hey but that's OK (hey but that's OK)
That's OK (hey but that's OK)
Hey but that's OK (that's OK)
Hey

You don't want no help now
Sure don't need no pity
You'll find some guy
He'll keep you just that way
Just that way (just that way)
Just that way (just that way)
Just that way (just that way)
Hey

Just that way
Running day to day on stolen time
Anyway, who needs [a life or crawling through]
A world you could sleeping through
Hey girl, what's the use of trying
Ah God, I sure do miss that shine

Here's the night
No more running, hiding from the day
With the sun so bright, you paint it gray
To make it go away
Ah listen to me girl
Listen to me girl
Listen what I'm saying

Little junkie girl
You don't have to worry
Got enough of what you need today
What you need today (what you need today)
What you need today (what you need today)
What you need today (what you need today)
Hey

What you need today (what you need today)
What you need today (what you need today)
What you need today (what you need today)
Hey

https://www.whitegum.com/~acsa/introjs.htm?/~acsa/songfile/JUNKIEGI.HTM