I’m 50 and Chubby

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When can I get my Vacination ? 

in your ass cheek?

ohhhhh...When

(I didn't have my glasses on)

New Jersey 

if you're a smoker 

Sorry. More bad news -- vaccine roll out is delayed --- so everyone under 51 gets an injection of mushroom spores instead.

<New Jersey>

I misread that too. But he didn't say, "I'm 50 and chubby, Where can I go on vacation?"

But that might be good advice. Atlantic City is probably cheap right now.

'Smokers'

Cigarette smokers only or cannabis smokers too?

 

 I'm not in NJ but saw it on the news so I don't know, but it's all on the honor system, no proof required. 
From the NJ covid-19 website:

Individuals at High Risk (Phase 1B)

Individuals aged 65 and older, and individuals ages 16-64 with medical conditions, as defined by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, that increase the risk of severe illness from the virus. These conditions include:

Cancer

Chronic kidney disease

COPD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease)

Down Syndrome

Heart conditions, such as heart failure, coronary artery disease, or cardiomyopathies

Obesity (body mass index [BMI] of 30 kg/m2 or higher but < 40 kg/m2)

Severe Obesity (BMI ≥ 40 kg/m2)

Sickle cell disease

Smoking

Type 2 diabetes mellitus

 

 

Lol

Is that list the results of Chris Christie's last physical?

I'm 50 and chubby>>>>
 

Don't worry, probably like 65% of zoners woke up and said that to themselves this morning. Bout 33% are 60 and over though

I don't think he was worried, timpane. You should stop projecting.

^ Yeah, cuz it's more like 75% over 60 , and with the recent return of the self exiled, could be more like 95%.

And to those of you with weight concerns, drop the donut with cream cheese and take a fucking walk now n then.

Boston Creme is the King of Donuts!

It even comes with a Chocolate Crown !

OK 4 DAYS LATER - can't resist any longer

I'm (over\ 50 and  (do not have a ) chubby>>>>