A Job To Be Had

May I be frank with you? He will relish the opportunity.

 

 

from 1 frank to "another", i hope this works out

:)

 

That is awesome! Good luck.

Voodoo won this thread.

 

Fingers crossed!

mustard the troops

ketchup to the enemy

relish the conflict

                 

                   mayonnaise

Everybody's a weiner!

Compensating for anything driving that around?!

^Compensated with all of the psychedelics and free hot dogs you can handle! (Just Kidding)

 

Would be a trip anyway.

great for a young mans resume

Doin dabs in the dog mobile driving around the country

I would have loved to see that ride in the lot of a show back in the day

lettuce know what happens

Do they still give out weiner whistles?

^That intro splash at the '64 World's Fair might have been real trip fodder for Kesey et al!

Who calls it a "frankfurter" nowadays anyhow?

"Franks n beans" seems to be the only common reference

I got your wiener whistle right here!

 

Please don't eat the brown hot dogs.

"The Kansas City Royals are rolling out a special hotdog as part of Wednesday’s theme day at Kauffman Stadium, and hang on Deadheads, there’s a lot here to unpack...

While Grateful Dead Night theme tickets are sold out, regular tickets are still available, and there’s a new special dish available at the ballpark: The Jerry Garcia Dog.

The Jerry Garcia Dog is a Chorizo hot dog topped with tie-dye mustard (how do they do that?!), fried ketchup, and jalapeño pickled gummy dancing bear relish."

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https://www.kmbc.com/article/kansas-city-royals-food-kauffman-hot-dog-gr...

> I got your wiener whistle right here!

Cool. I misplaced mine from the 64 World's Fair and have been looking for it for years.

The Jerry Garcia Dog is a Chorizo hot dog topped with tie-dye mustard (how do they do that?!), fried ketchup, and jalapeño pickled gummy dancing bear relish."

that sounds absolutely revolting. ive got to think that even jer at his worst would take a hard pass on pickled gummy bears

a Chorizo hot dog topped with tie-dye mustard, fried ketchup, and pickled jalapeño. That sounds better to me. 

I had this job, and had to give it up after 3 months of abuse. People constantly harassing me.

 

"Ram me in the behind, I need the insurance money"

"how about a squirt of mayo?"

"Put that monster in this bun"

"Sir, your vehicle looks to be tilted to the right, I will have to give you a citation"

"Hey peckerwood, get a hand on that vehicle you're driving"

"is that a male or female bun"

and the worst of it was when I heard second hand that Trump said "I would give up on Big Mac to have a taste of that dog", that was the final (paper) straw

Viva Las Vegas, Baby!

"Wienermobile gets burned by hotdogging catalytic converter thieves"

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/wienermobile-gets-burned-hotdogging-catalyti...

{{{Job vibes}}}

Fried ketchup.  How do they do that.

The sister of a performer I am friendly with, Kelley Swindall, was a hot dogger recently and from reports, it was the best job she has ever had. 

Good luck to your son. 

> "Wienermobile gets burned by hotdogging catalytic converter thieves"

PETA offers to pay for Wienermobile’s stolen catalytic converter if vehicle changes to vegan hot dog

https://www.wtoc.com/2023/02/17/peta-offers-pay-wienermobiles-stolen-cat...