Is John Mayer "Dating" Bobbys Daughter?

They do take a nice picture.

Who's the gent next to Weir in the last photo in the link?

Nothin' shakin' on shakedown street. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRSXsNyArNE/?hl=en&taken-by=monet_weir

Great move by John. This will ensure that he leads the Grateful Dead for decades to come after Bobby, Phil and the drummers pass away. 

Wow she's a knockout!

She's beautiful. Cracks me up.

Hubba hubba!
as the kids say!

Do the kids say that?!?!

HA!

Even weirder - Bob Saget?

i don't find john mayer that attractive.

Weir got married in 1999, so Monet must have just turned 18, I'm guessing?

John Mayer is the fucking devil. Insipid and void.

She turned 19 in December. I met them and their then baby girl in 99 with my then baby same age. Otherwise, I would be clueless on the age. Fwiw, Bob's wife is pretty cool.

>i don't find john mayer that attractive.

You probably find Labradoodles aren't that attractive either.  

Thats for sure a stain on Bob's shirt.

I think he's sexy as hell (and I'm not even gay). Got some great skin care tips from him too. 

Mayer's skincare game is definitely next level.

Dude glows like a nebula.

Well, nebulae are gaseous clouds.

his night/sleep mask is to die but criminally expensive. 

I wonder which serum he's using? 

Some kind of antioxidant-rich magical elixer, I'm guessing.

beluga whale cum mixed with poison dart frog residue are the rumored serum ingredients.

it smells like a used condom but is a big reason i am told i look 28.

I feel nauseous.

Mayer got dragged to the senior ball.

Thank God DeadCo is playing nowhere near me this summer (Boston/NY closest), that just completely rules out any chance I'd go . . .

Better title for this thread would've been "caption this"...

Monet is all grown up.  Looks like her Mom back in the day (Natascha still looks rad IMO).

''Dad, can I take the car?'

CJ'd

Extra points if Dead & Co. work up a cover of "Farmer's Daughter" for the Summer Tour.

Bobby knows the game of banging daughters. He's probably appreciating Mayers style. He's the son Bobby never had. For a while he thought it may be Jackie Greene but really it's Mayer.

Lol.  

Thanks Timmy! :)

My daughter saw those pics and texted me, "Hey, Bob Weir's daughter and I are sorority sisters".

ONly daughter is 35 and not all that into Josh Meyers.

Dunno but I'd never heard of him till he started banging Jennifer Aniston and all the tacky newsstand rags made a big deal about her moving on from Pitt. Even then it wasn't so much about Mayer as it was the famous chick who was getting it on with him. Kind of seems like he's got an upwardly mobile game plan that he applies to his personal life.

I understand Mayer has a pretty substantial watch collection as well.

That's so uncle-y

It really is, Dise. Mayer strikes me as the type of guy who keeps his pinewood derby cars from when he was a Cub Scout in a display case somewhere in his house.

His hair is a lot darker than it was when he was dating Aniston, little Just For Men hair dye action going on there, too. Not that there's anything wrong with that...he's a good looking man but looks more like Monet's creepy too much physical contact uncle in that pic than her boyfriend.

why is he touching her on the waist/hips?

She's not even my kid and I kind of want to tase him. Hands off creepytown you're old enough to be her dad. lol

Credit to PT for this one

Was it really just 8 years ago that Monet was the little rugrat running across the stage at The Dead show in that field outside Portland?

Could get a little awkward if Mayer-dog is smirking while Bobby is singing When I Paint My Masterpiece this summer.

I miss Brick too, but it's Lent, so he'd be on hiatus anyway.

So she's 19 and he's pushing 40. Can you say dirty old man?

$160 for a four dollar strand of hippie beads

http://johnmayer.shop.musictoday.com/product/JMAM355/double-wrap-morse-n...

The creeps are all hopped up.  A bikini pic of the kid was on my twitter feed today. 

> Weir got married in 1999, so Monet must have just turned 18, I'm guessing?

Well she did have her debutante ball last year.

What's the age gap between Weir and Natasha?

Bobby Cracks Me Up !

Poofy Hair Cro Magnon  Man profile over the Years ! Never Trims His Beard Enough Bob Fucking TWANG Weir !

I Commend Bob Marrying a Brunette though !

What are hippie beads? 

show me your tits slacker

What is the best version of Soulshine? 

Weir looks like the Geico Caveman in that pix

Soulshine had Tupelo Honey in the middle of it for awhile.  Those versions were Endurable.

You guys remember when Warren brought out that African dude at Bonnaroo for Soulshine and he did like a whole click consonants style breakdown on it?

Pretty awful, that one. 

This is approaching the level of sycophantism Nick Cage attained in marrying Lisa Marie Presley. He got to party in the Jungle Room and wear Elvis' clothes, after all.

But John Mayer wants the keys to the Vista Cruiser from Old Man Weir.

Maybe he'll get one step closer when he buys Wolf in a few days.

Resistance is futile.

We'll see you tomorrow, Billy. 

>>>>>>> But John Mayer wants the keys to the Vista Cruiser from Old Man Weir.

Well he is Shatnerizing Standing on the Moon in DeadCo, so that's a start . .  .

Weir looks as if he might have a few sons away fighting The Civil War.

Sons of mine shall not bow before those infernal Yankee devils!

BTW, is Bobby still playing "Youngblood"?

Might be time to split the vocals.

Lol, Bobby's butler outfit is pretty sweet in that pic. Rivals Tim Curry in Home Alone 2. 

Gotta love photoshop! That's perfect.

God, I love Bobby.

I've not followed the family life of Mr. Weir very closely, but it was before the "Crusader Rabbit" NYE show in Oakland when we arrived at our hotel at the same time as Mr. & Mrs. W.

They were transferring the infant from Volvo to child carrier as we strolled toward the lobby (none of us bothered them - they were busy).

So that must have been Monet. They grow up so fast.

Later we ran into him at the hotel Bar sans infant.

MW Daddy dear, I want a car.

BW No honey you need to earn something like that yo-

MW Remember that time you fell over on stage and it made the news and everyone at my school saw?

BW OK what make and model sweetheart

Lol Dise

Did anyone save that picture of Weir ordering dinner @ a restaurant right after the Cap "incident" that Jeff Duke captioned "Wait - Who Fell Down?"  That was some funny shite.

Has Warren played Shining Star? 

>> So that must have been Monet. They grow up so fast.

That was probably the younger daughter Chloe -- Monet couldn't have been an infant in 2001 if she's in college 16 years later.

Uncle Sam,

You're right. I honestly couldn't tell you if there were one or two kids, we didn't stop and stare or snap photos. I recall a Volvo wagon, and thought "How about that, Weir has settled down and started a Family".  Maybe there was a stroller and a carrier? 

There's some stalky like behavior in here.

bobby is kinda kicking ass. good for him and his nice family. 

Bobby has been licking ass for a while, I feel. Not musically but at life.

*Kicking 

Gotta love auto correct.

lololol

Bobby's a saucy little sailor.

"Resistance is futile."

No it's not.  Avoid Dead$Co.  Easy.

Mayer doesnt look so comfortable in his tux. He is a tshirt and jeans guy for sure. I respect Mayer musically though. The age rules don't seem to apply to rockstars.  I know Mr. Weir chased the young ladies well into the 90's, including my 18 yr. old friend.  His pick up line?  "hey now".  No shit.  He probably doesn't have that protective instinct as many non-rockstar dads would. If you think about it, dating Bobs daughter is not a good move at all. Once they split, Bob might axe him.

I think Mayer truly enjoys "playing in the band", and he does a fine job. I was dragged to a Dead n Co show and it was very very good. One thing I noticed is he is very respectful of the music and the other players. He doesn't NEED money or more fame. He just enjoys it. Good for him. I'll go see them again.

Aint no time to hate.

Mayer's creektastic

>>>>>>Aint no time to hate.

Sometimes you need to make time

Is revulsion the same as hate?

Reflex without malicious intent.

Reflux, even.

>>>>>>> I bet those sorority girls were stoked because Katy Perry's ex boyfriend turned up, more than they were excited about him.

Reminds me of 1975 when I had to explain to my Mom who the "nobody" was, who was at that time dating Cher (Gregg Allman).

Sorry Hoover, I did not mean to step on your (or anyones) toes. I dont even recall any of your posts so I dont have an opinion about your posts.

. I was responding to Thoms dislike of Dead n Co when I wrote "aint no time to hate".  Im a big fan of Bobby and any of the remaining members of the GD. Have a good day.

*bzzz*

Don't ever change, Timmy. 

Why is "dating" in quotes in the thread title?  Is there some hidden subterfuge afoot?

Hoov, I get it, some posters dont like what others write. No biggie but I dont understand your last post.  I made one post at 220.      You didnt say anything about my zoning until after-255. off what were you riffin?

I try to keep on topic, play nice, and occasionally mess ith the ubers who think they are all that.  I can be a housefly or a horsefly.Thats up to you.

  Lets keep it simple as I dont like the personal drama stuff. If you no likey, no read.

peace to all

ps- I think Mayer went as a favor to Bob's daughter.

What does a used scooter go for these days anyhow?

>>>I'm​ can be a housefly or a horsefly.Thats up to you.

Cringe-worthy.

>>>ps- I think Mayer went as a favor to Bob's daughter

This too.

Ha! so you got caught being a prick on a nice day and you respond with this? Typical. Now I get it. I poked Mark a few times and your his bud. Got it. Ill just have to remember that.

Guess Dise doesnt like the way i post either and piled on. nice. Nice Dise. Thats what Ill call you.  Carry On but I really recommend some FRESH AIR.

(takes own advice)

Tulsa Chris was a misunderstood zoner. 

> Why is "dating" in quotes in the thread title?

Because "boning" would have just been crass.

It's not all about you if I say something nice to Timmy just because you're melting down on the side, Fly. Get over yourself. My god.

"What? That's all you got Johnboy!?"

I thought this thread was about Bobby's other daughter.

I don't think the beard on Ms. Barlow was called for, just saying. C'mon that's kind of mean.

I see what you did there, Dise.

:) Not to underestimate your ZOTY powers St. Fark, but I'm pretty sure all of the good ones picked up on it.

wow that just doesn't roll off the keyboard well at all. I'm going back to calling you Mark  

Indeed. "St. Fark" never really gained the traction Mayor McDrunkalot hoped.

Nicknames are more of an art than a science on the Zone.

I remember when nick used to call dise a witch and she flipped it. Good times.