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A Pigeon Was Caught in a Prison Yard With a Tiny Backpack of Meth

https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5v7vy/drug-smuggling-pigeons

Tweety Bird, meet Tweeker Bird.

Now that's a Jailbird !

Meth birds, when you need your package yesterday.

in some areas of the country, keeping pigeons has been a hobby in urban areas and among gang members/drug dealers for decades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNEkdrkdV4k

Had a parakeet growing up that would stand on the rim of the glass and lean down to drink scotch. It fell in one time and had to be pulled out by the tail feathers. 

Pigeons have been bringing in meth?   That fancy fence at the border needs to be much, much taller.

When Quinn the Eskimo gets here
All the pigeons gonna run to him