Matt Gaetz has a very punchable face..

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Not only a great rhyme, but true.

Gaetz' face is what I envision when I read about Qanon pedophile fantasies theories.

It seems that you people have too much Violence,  and I hope you get counseling for that.

No Idea who Matt is, but maybe you should confront that individual in person and resolve your violence issues.

Maybe you'll wind up in Jail, but perhaps they have psychiatrists there.

Stu, I love ya but you really need to follow the news a little more. 

The fact that he likes to drop pressies and get jiggy inside Florida hotels is probably the most likable side of him so far. 

 

I am not so sure I would want to punch that Frankenstein Head, probably break a few knuckles. Swift kick in the nuts maybe. 

Tatters, very good point, even the Republicans detest this guy 

Sharing nudes of females he banged to collogues on the House floor........We produced another class act out of Florida

He looks like someone tried to build Tom Cruise out of legos 

He looks like someone tried to build Tom Cruise out of legos 

So between physical therapy and trying to keep the Farm running, not much time for Faux news and CNN.  I gather it's some Florida politician; explain why it's important.

Did they find a new species of Frog ?

Did they build a 100 MPG carbeuretor ?

 

Stu, he is a shit-starter and rabble rouser of the first degree. His own party detests him, kind of a Ted Cruz lite, if  you will.

Multiple accusations and investigations regarding sex trafficking, etc.  A true douche canoe.

And a hypocrite.

> sex trafficking, etc.

That "etc." needs some unpacking. Gaetz allegedly trafficked a 17 year-old girl across state lines for the purpose of having sex with her, which makes it a federal offense. He will not have a good time of it in prison.

What's this about? Who?

I looked all over Fox News for info but couldn't even find mention of this guy's name.  What gives?

Check OAN or Newsmax, Bss. They should have some coverage about this, if only for the pedophilia angle. They're the preferred news providers for Qanon, I hear.

Remember "Reggie" from Richie Rich?

 

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basically, he likes ecstasy and hookers.  

His Communications director quit and Gaetz hasn't been mentioned on Faux News since Tucks said,"That was the weirdest interview I have ever done". 

The so-called blackmailer is a member of a highly regarded law firm which has already given a statement that Matty is lyin' outta his ass.

The Greatness, it is unrelenting.

Oh, now I remember.

he's the "people who get checks from the government should be drug tested" guy....

how fitting

lol nancy, maybe Epstein's rope too.

 

He suggested Tucker Carlson knows one of his hookers and made Carlson a witness on national television. FOX is running like hell away from soon to be snitch Gaetz.

>>>Oh, now I remember.

he's the "people who get checks from the government should be drug tested" guy....

how fitting

 

You may be thinking of Rick Scott current FL Senator?  While FL gov he required welfare recipients to be drug tested.  

Found very few after spending millions.

The company doing the the testing?

Owned by Scott's wife.

I had not seen that. 

He just keeps stepping in it. 

If he used ecstasy and bought hookers with his wages he should have to return every red cent the US has paid him, plus a 10% fine of that sum.

The so-called blackmailer<<<

Part of me wonders if his characterization of blackmail might have been a bit of a "slip"?  I wouldn't be surprised if there was a full court press on the likes of Gaetz, Jordan, Graham, Nunes, etc. during the Trump years in terms of full on real black mail about these sorts of dark secrets?

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a full court press on the likes of Gaetz, Jordan, Graham, Nunes, etc. during the Trump years in terms of full on real black mail about these sorts of dark secrets?<<

 

Vegas will be taking odds on how Graham will off himself once his respective kompromat drops.

 

I'm thinking no guns or ropes.  He'll want to stay pretty.

 

 

>The Matt Gaetz Sex Scandal Has It All!

Reports of ecstasy, naked women hula-hooping, online sex recruitment — the list keeps growing

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/matt-gaetz-allegedly...

Gaetz will murder himself before going to federal prison for sex crimes.

Matt Gaetz is the Eric Trump of Jeffrey Epsteins.

 

~Dana Goldberg~

Ouch.

The so-called blackmailer<<<

My understanding of the "blackmailer" is some guy who wanted his dad to cough up $25 million to help rescue American hostage Robert Levinson from Iran. The problem is everyone agrees that Robert Levinson died in custody including his family. So there is no one to rescue. It wasn't blackmail either -  they said that if Gaetz spearheaded the mission he would be such a national hero that Biden yes Biden would be forced to pardon him from his sex trafficking charges. They weren't threatening to expose him they were saying you have problems dude and you better go big or your going to jail. 

Republicans are just full on crazy grifter's these days. Bill Simons coined the phrase the Tyson Zone for when Tyson was in his full crazy phase and any report you heard about him you would say - yeah that sounds right. Republican party is fully in the Tyson Zone. 

Republicans are only at a loss for words/responses because this scenario does not fit their more typical boilerplate 'married male party members caught up in GAY/underage rape "Gym Jim Jordan" style of sex scandals' .

I'd piss on his trousers in the next stall.

All I keep thinking is that he should be Borat in Subsequent MovieFilm that's atop of the carnival strength thing getting his balls slammed. 

“I am sure Matt Gaetz is not feeling very comfortable today,” Greenberg's defense attorney, Fritz Scheller, said after the hearing.

haha 

Scheller agreed that his client is looking to deal. "I expect this case to be resolved with a plea," the defense lawyer said moments later.

With all the charges he's facing? LOL. Unless Greenberg is Epsteined, Matt Gaetz is fuuuuuuucked!

 


this was just put up in gaetz's district 

 

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How high up on the melt-o-meter do You kids think Matt Gaetz is on this fine Sunday Morning?

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Meter a lot higher with the Daily Beast report.   Ouch if it's true. 

Florida has it all 

 

God bless Republicans

If you can believe the news, Gaetz is a giant step closer to a world of hurt.

A confession letter written by Joel Greenberg in the final months of the Trump presidency claims that he and close associate Rep. Matt Gaetz paid for sex with multiple women—as well as a girl who was 17 at the time.

“On more than one occasion, this individual was involved in sexual activities with several of the other girls, the congressman from Florida’s 1st Congressional District and myself,” Greenberg wrote in reference to the 17-year-old.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/joel-greenberg-letter-written-for-roger-st...

I hear he's going on tour with Marge. 

And josh Duggar 

What was that all about, fishcane? I read about Duggar's arrest yesterday, but there was no mention of why he was arrested, and apparently the Feds are involved.

Child porn apparently 

Looking at 19 years and counting. 

Maybe he can share a cell with Matt Gaetz

Is he still a lawmaker? Is he still getting paid?

Does sealion know how to use Google? 

https://thehill.com/policy/technology/551232-gaetz-house-republicans-int...

 

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) and a group of other House Republicans on Friday introduced legislation to end funding for an arm of the U.S. Postal Service that carries out online surveillance.

 

I guess you can't just arrest a congressman and prevent him from continuing to fuck people. 

Will Greenberg get Epstein'd?

It's a two-fer!

 

And don't forget your tinfoil hats.

...how fitting for this shitshow to take place at The Villages

I hope the TikTok universe is scooping up all the tickets.

JGB   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snYr4IhE0q8

Well, she was just seventeen
You know what I mean
And the way she looked
Was way beyond compare
So how could I dance with another????

The people watching at that event would be off the charts

Representatives Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene Hold Rally in Florida

Republican Reps. Matt Gaetz (FL) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA) kicked off their “America First” tour at a rally in The Villages, Florida.

I bet it's a tad hot in Matt's kitchen this morning...

Greenberg and Gaetz? 

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I bet his Congressional paycheck and privileges keep him comfortable. Guy hasn't even been charged yet. 

 

No rush. 

Matt Gaetz has a very punchable face

 

Add a "very" and put it to the tune of Our House.

Have fun.

(Apologies to Graham.)

..with Marjorie in the yard,

Life's about to get so hard.

 

Apologies to all...

Now everything is sleazy
'Cause of you

poor matt is one of those guys who's personality lends itself to massive suffering in prison. dumbass shouldn't have been fucking around with underage girls. 

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< fucking around with underage girls. 

If stump was still in charge, he'd get a medal of freedom too. 

Can you fucking believe Jordan got one ? Just for going balls deep on shyster extremist djt. With scum buckets like them walking the halls, I'm ashamed to call myself an amerikan. We're intermingled in 2 separate countries, with 2 types of people.

One cunning, one easily deceived,,  how fucked is that ? Good luck everyone !

Which team are you on, Ras?

Usually the losing one

I'm calling the 2020 election rigged. There's just no way 72 mil voted for clump. That's why he's so bonkers,, he knows the election was rigged because he fucking rigged it,, with about 30 million fraudulent votes. Paper, electronic, all that shit.  I always figured the country to be around 35-37% asshole,, factor in dump - a solid 23%,,  but not 49%.

That election was bogus.

If not, we're fucked.

Trump actually got 74,216,154 popular votes. The good news is the population of the US is currently 332,701,437, so that means only 22.3% of the country are certified assholes.

That election was bogus.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

No it was not. The people were tired of the Orange lying fool.

I think if you put a mossy rock on the ballot next to Trump, The rock would still win.

People do tend to like assholes, but then the liquor wears off and you see the light. It just took 4 years.

The GOP is a mess right now kids, a real humdinger.

^  humdinger,, I said that in 2016. Memories of repub voters are as short as,,,, a fart in a windstorm.

I have zero faith of ever being rid of em -- 

People please tell.me when, we'll be rid of these men - FZ

just gross

feh