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Thread on reddit about your experience having sex with a celebrity. Enter the Mayer thread at your risk. Apparently he has a reputation as being kind of shitty

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1250ine/comment/je3ghul/?utm...

Good thing there was no internet in the 70s

There must be a Zoner who is quickly designing a t-shirt for Dead&Co summer tour that involves the poop emoji.

 

 

Can we assume from this that Mayer is a big Chuck Berry fan?

>Apparently he has a reputation as being kind of shitty

 

 

your body is a bidet? 
 

 

i thought he just jerked off on people.

>>>i thought he just jerked off on people.

Seems he did that too

My friend lived in the apartment next to him around that time, he was such a douche. He was also known (and I witnessed) to blast his own music at 3-4 am when he was hammered.

My friend got invited to a new year's eve party at his house in Montana and she also said that he played his own music, and would skip to the next song halfway through

He is entitled to his opinion, but does he feel the same way about the streaming dead and company shows.

He'll no, he's getting a healthy paycheck for that live streaming.

He more and more seems like a butthead.

John "My"er.

Lol. This thread JM is a complete tool bag always has been. Not sure why anyone thinks hes so great when he has a LONG history of misogyny racist remarks and touching women without consent. Google it.  Tons of stuff. But you all gave him abfree pass. And he stil suckkkkssss, Even after 8 years in that band he still sounds like he is lost af.  Pathetic. At the 50 ACE AT RCMH he sound like he never heard the GD catalog before. It so funny to me everyone bandwagons for dead and  co and spent thousands seeing john mayer sing you the same 70s dead tunes. Evey set list is a basic clone of itself because he has zero range, no psychedelic bones nor ability. Keep ripping off SRV and DM over and over HaHaHaHa.  Fools. Keep coughing it up for him
when it's literally a made for money band by executives the ppl lapped it up. What a joke. The band suck suck sucks. Poor oteil and jeff but they doin fine with that paycheck.  I walked out of four dead and co shows and never returned to the parody of its self. Only thing that made it worth it,  is to watch everyone get fleeced !! JM dont give a fuck about anyone other than himself. Have fun listening to that douche sing black muddy river. So happy they r done. But one more money tour to rip off the fools cuz you know they need the money

To this day, still one of the better Mayer quotes. JM on discovering the Grateful Dead in 2011:

“I think Pandora was to thank. It was kind of a blind taste test — a station that wasn’t far genetically from the Dead played ‘Althea’ and I heard this riff and went, ‘What’s that?’ I actually came in from being outside in the pool, I was dripping wet and had to see what was on the iPod. From there, I went [on] to know a few songs and started recognizing pieces of songs.”

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I mean c'mon let be fair. He had to climb out of his pool (soaking wet!) to see what was randomly playing on a music streaming service. He knows no bounds in his chase for the musical muse. 

This thread has potential. 

Well let's at least get a photo of the man. Here he confidently displays his Rolex GMT-Master II, which is exquisitely paired with a modern yet retro shabby chic ensemble. 

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Veiny

If music were a meal

this guy would be kraft macaroni and cheese

I have posted this one before, seems like it also belongs here :-)

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I mean, bobby wears pink shorts.  This must be heaven....

Your potty is a wonderland.

Give me a Phil and Friends show any day of the week

> I walked out of four dead and co shows and never returned to the parody of its self.

Huh? After you walked out of the first one, you went back, didn't you? And again and again.

I only saw them once, and that was because I was given a free ticket. That was more than plenty of Mayer for me, and I still felt like I overpaid.

how anyone has ever been charmed or entertained by him has always been beyond my comprehension

feh

I am not aware of any stand-out Jerry riffs that she may have done, but I think Larissa Liveir would make a fantastic replacement!

https://youtu.be/4hXwmQnkLEk