Medical Mary Jane

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Went to renew my medical cannabis card today and my Doctor was very excited to tell me Florida has added rectal pills to its list of approved uses.

Jacob: It's not a suppository!

Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!

 

Good use for shit weed....

This reminds me of a Cheech & Chong skit.

 

"Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, put some weed in your butt"

 

You put your weed in...there?

I knew a guy years ago in Portland who made medical cannabis suppositories. He would basically load them up with hash oil and loved the fact that it went right into the bloodstream, no need to digest. I suppose there is a niche for it, although medicating seems like it would be a pain in the ass. 

Yeah, butt I hear you can get really rect...um...

You guys are full of shit

 I suppose there is a niche for it<<

I see what you did there.

i call boofshit

420

pack a bowl

I hear some folks here really like inhaling pot farts

>>>pack a bowl

Or, pack a bowel

All fun and games, but there is a major use for suppositories.  Adding coconut oil and beeswax to cannabis oil  and forming supps, is a great way to administer medical cannabinoids.  Especially for colon cancer.   

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