... if you were stuck in the middle seat between two people who clearly knew each other & continued to hold conversations over you?
(assuming they refused to switch seats)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/01/03/a-man-got-...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 10:59 am
I'd make sure to move with
I'd make sure to move with them, so they can't see one another, while humming loudly to non-existent tunes.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call" Knotesau
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 11:00 am
I usually fly Jet Blue so I
I usually fly Jet Blue so I wouldn't notice with headphones and tv.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 11:10 am
don't fly United and don't be
don't fly United and don't be an Orange dick
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 2 Room Shack Turtle
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:02 pm
airlines are barbaric
airlines are barbaric
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Joe Deadfast
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:08 pm
LOL what Nancy said
LOL
what Nancy said
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jon jonnyjonjon
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:10 pm
just join in the convo, add
just join in the convo, add pics of your neighbors kids, and a good smatttering of politico jibberish...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:30 pm
You could always start
You could always start muttering loudly in what sounds like Arabic.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lassen No Treble No Trouble
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:33 pm
I'm on a Jet Blue flight as i
I'm on a Jet Blue flight as i type this. everyone seems to be to entranced by the tv or free wifi to bother conversing with one another.. myself included :)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: The11>12> 13point
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:34 pm
Just rip one.
Just rip one.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:34 pm
I would just start farting.
I would just start farting.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Vann Kliburn Lloyd_Klondike
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:34 pm
woulda sat in the shitter for
woulda sat in the shitter for the whole flight
I can't sit in the middle seat anyway
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:37 pm
Lasson and 11 12 13 are on
Lasson and 11 12 13 are on the same page.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Chuck511 chuck511
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:38 pm
>>>You could always start
>>>You could always start muttering loudly in what sounds like Arabic.
Probably get your ass kicked by an air marshal.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: I rang a silent bell China-Rider
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:50 pm
My daughter is about to be on
My daughter is about to be on a 14+ hour flight - hope no assholes like that are on her flight.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Spirit zoner Rudy_McDoobie
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 12:54 pm
Wait until the plane is in
Wait until the plane is in the air then start making loud retching noises. Apologize profusely then suggest it might be a good idea to trade for the aisle seat. Because you would hate to puke all over someone. I imagine someone would switch.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alias botb
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 01:01 pm
What kind of assholes wouldn
What kind of assholes wouldn't switch or shut up after you had a stranger sit between you? I imagine they chose their seats ahead of time so the airline may not be able to switch him, but they can certainly act civilized.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 01:11 pm
>>>>>just join in the convo
>>>>>just join in the convo
This.
Offer unasked-for advice, tell each what the other really meant, etc.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 01:21 pm
I meant Ned and 11 12 13.
I meant Ned and 11 12 13.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D skudebro
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 04:44 pm
I say give the angry dude a
I say give the angry dude a few whiskies and pain meds and keep the plane on course. That whole scenario affected so many people.
I basically live in the middle seat when we fly, as either kid sits at the window seat. Usually no problems with the cross-conversation, though.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Faye Dunaway jlp
on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 – 04:54 pm
i would have never allowed
i would have never booked myself to be in the middle
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 19.5 Degrees FaceOnMars
on Thursday, January 5, 2017 – 06:22 pm
If the airlines offered
If the airlines offered larger seats intended for larger people (who are willing to pay for them), should smaller people be precluded from buying them simply to be afforded "greater luxory"?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 19.5 Degrees FaceOnMars
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 11:20 am
up
Would it do any good for this guy to seek out "Jackie Childs" if he hasn't done so already?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff JR
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 11:34 am
White Americans are passive
White Americans are passive aggressive pussies.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: roland rnb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 11:45 am
Just now seeing this. Last
Just now seeing this. Last year I had a flight into SFO and I sat in between an asshole couple like that - I wonder if it was the same fucking couple. Mercifully, my flight was only 2 or 3 hours. The husband was a big guy and got the aisle seat, the wife got the window seat and had a big pile of blankets and bags and shit spilling over into my seat. Eventually they started passing food back and forth to each other - across me, at times while I was trying to read. Yeah, that was one of the worst flying experiences ever. They were from Danville or Blackhawk or one of those places - they told me.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: GoneGoodbye RocknRye
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 12:22 pm
I bet they picked their seats
I bet they picked their seats hoping no one would sit between them so they could have the extra space or hope that the middle person would be moved. Looks like they got their way. Fat fucks that don't give a shit about others, wouldn't you be ashamed of yourself? Passing food in between them??? I would have taken a bite out of every piece that was passed in front of me! Or held up a magazine or tray to block them from seeing each other, then let them complain and be moved. Bastards!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 12:23 pm
Your fault for coming up with
Your fault for coming up with a middle seat....you get what you get.
Proper Planning Prevents Poor Placement (PPPPP)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 12:27 pm
The moral of the story is if
The moral of the story is if you end up in a middle seat you fucked up.
However, if you DO end up in the middle seat, you definitely get custody of both arm rests.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: O'Toole Foghorn
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 12:39 pm
Farting intentionally as
Farting intentionally as retaliation is just as lame as the passing food. Easily floats a row or two each way and stinks out innocent neighbors.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 12:47 pm
Collateral damage is
Collateral damage is sometimes unavoidable yet necessary..
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: roland rnb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 12:53 pm
> Your fault for coming up
> Your fault for coming up with a middle seat....you get what you get.
Yeah, sorry. I am the lame one...totally my fault, dude.
I think this was around the holidays and that was maybe the only seat available - at least at the cheaper price bracket. I avoid middle seats if at all possible, but sometimes there is no way around it. However, I never ever expected to be between two inconsiderate assholes like that. I have had middle seats before, don't like them, but usually no big deal.
They knew I was getting pissed (because you know, I am the passive aggressive white guy...) and then they tried chatting with me. That's when I found out they lived in one of the elite East Bay neighborhoods. They were gross human beings.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 12:59 pm
>> I am the lame one..
>> I am the lame one...totally my fault, dude.
Your fault? Yes.
Lame? Only for expecting a different outcome.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D skudebro
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:03 pm
I employ middle-seat revenge
I employ middle-seat revenge by getting up frequently to use the toilet. I seem to do this more often as I age. Still, nobody has ever offered to switch seats with me.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 19.5 Degrees FaceOnMars
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:09 pm
Lame? Only for expecting a
Lame? Only for expecting a different outcome.<<<
Is it beyond reasonable to expect a bit of respect for one's limited personal space in said situation?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: roland rnb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:09 pm
Thanks, Ned. You and I have
Thanks, Ned. You and I have different expectations. I expect to be somewhat inconvenienced and uncomfortable in a middle seat, yes, I get that. I do not expect to have two gross assholes talking across me and passing shit back and forth.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:13 pm
Roland, did you ask to switch
Roland, did you ask to switch seats with one of them?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:15 pm
I expect a middle seat
I expect a middle seat between strangers to be hell above earth.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: aiq aiq
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:19 pm
The "standing seat" solution
The "standing seat" solution
http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/10/travel/standing-cabin-plane-study/
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: roland rnb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:24 pm
It's usually uncomfortable,
It's usually uncomfortable, but tolerable, Ned. And, no, I did not ask to switch seats. I know, I know - my fault. I'm sure they would have been more than happy to oblige.
Anyway, I hadn't seen this thread, or read the story. Really does make me wonder if it was the same asshole couple since the destination was SFO.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D. Portland_ken
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:27 pm
>>>middle seat between
>>>middle seat between strangers to be hell above earth.
Modern air travel sure beats the hell out of traveling three months from New York to San Francisco by boat or even longer by covered wagon like they used to do. In the grand scheme of things, listening to people blabber for a few hours is a small price to pay to be able to transport oneself across continents in the course of a single day. Wonder what these folks would have thought about all the bitching and moaning regarding the annoyances of modern airline travel:
That being said, I just booked an el cheapo flight to London and have no idea where I will be seated. Will have to report back on the horrors of long international flights.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff JR
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:32 pm
Nice slave ship analogy Ken.
Nice slave ship analogy Ken. You're the same guy who fly's a confederate flag or some shit right?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: O'Toole Foghorn
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:36 pm
Roland, did you have
Roland, did you have sweatpants on during this flight. If so at least you were comfortable.
Aside from farting, if you had stinky feet(not naming any names) you could have propped up your stinky feet and farted.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: roland rnb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:47 pm
Pretty sure I had shorts on
Pretty sure I had shorts on this flight, Fog. I had showered that day and do not recall being particularly flatulent, so I had nothing special to share with my delightful neighbors. Just bad planning on my part all the way around.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: O'Toole Foghorn
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 01:53 pm
Shorts are the only way to go
Shorts are the only way to go on a flight. Recently attended a show with a group of my friends and i wore khaki slacks because it was cold, they said it was the only time they ever saw me in long pants, well that and a friends wedding.. Yea if the flight is full you are pretty much stuck. I think airlines intentionally delay flights to avoid under booked flights.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: MarkD ntfdaway
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 02:00 pm
Join in on their
Join in on their conversations. That would be fun. And annoying as hell to them.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Roy Batty Hoople-Head
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 02:41 pm
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Roy Batty Hoople-Head
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 02:44 pm
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 02:58 pm
>>>I think airlines
>>>I think airlines intentionally delay flights to avoid under booked flights.
Are you saying that airlines will leave a partially full plane at the gate, deliberately causing a delay in that flight and potentially its remaining flights that day, hoping to get some last-second, walk-up customers?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 03:21 pm
Airlines simply cancel
Airlines simply cancel flights if they are under-booked.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Barrel Aged jamjuice
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 03:49 pm
My middle seat rage starts
My middle seat rage starts the moment a strangers arm hair grazes my arm. Sends me right over the edge.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits Dise
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 04:10 pm
When the aisle person and the
When the aisle person and the window person slowly edge their elbows onto both middle seat armrests.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff JR
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 04:20 pm
Imagine sitting in a middle
Imagine sitting in a middle seat between creekhead and DD. Fun times.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 04:50 pm
I just booked a middle seat.
I just booked a middle seat. Both the aisle and window were an up charge and I'm guessing that if someone is going to pay for a window or aisle seat they'll select a row where the middle seat isn't occupied. Flight isn't very full. of course I'll keep checking and will change my seat before the flight if necessary.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits Dise
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 04:52 pm
Imagine sitting in a middle
Imagine sitting in a middle seat between Robert and Linda. Ew.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sless is Best Roshambo
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 05:06 pm
I never take middle seats!
I never take middle seats!
coming back from Thailand via China
we had the isle and window seats
a Chinese girl had the middle and her MIL had the middle seat in front of us
for about an hour she was leaning in front of me to talk around the seat back to her MIL
she didn't speak English or read social cues that is was irritating and rude
had to ask crew to ask her to chill out
planes are glorified Greyhounds in the sky
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sless is Best Roshambo
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 05:07 pm
Good god, Portland Ken!
Good god, Portland Ken!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: roland rnb
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 08:12 pm
> planes are glorified
> planes are glorified Greyhounds in the sky
Fuckin' totally.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 08:22 pm
I only fly in a full tuxedo
I only fly in a full tuxedo with a cumberbund. I'm greeted as a dignitary and given VIP treatment, free drinks, and access to the cockpit; where I've been invited to co-pilot many a flight, despite the fact that I'm totally unqualified to do so.
You people wonder why you're so often mistreated on flights?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 08:28 pm
I once wore this on a flight
I once wore this on a flight and they treated me like shit. It must have been the camo Crocs that they took offense to.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ... Voodoo Chile
on Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – 08:44 pm
Talk to one,
Talk to one,
freeze the other out,
till they ask to switch seats,
If not
pass gas occasionally
and blame it on the frozen one.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 19.5 Degrees FaceOnMars
on Thursday, April 13, 2017 – 10:44 am
https://thepilotwifelife
https://thepilotwifelife.wordpress.com/2017/04/11/i-know-youre-mad-at-un...
^ Interesting read from the other "side" (re: more current United issue)
I do believe Ken raises a good point in so far as things could be far worse in the grand scheme of things. Not to raise any notion of equivalency in any way shape or form, but very recently read Chesapeake (James Michener) & this woman's take on things (above) kind of "parallels" how the authorities in the book (French gov?) apprehended and prosecuted one of the main characters (Cudjo) who had led a successful revolt aboard a slave ship that had been operating "illegally". The authorities conceded the slave ship captain had been an outlaw and was operating illegally, yet they couldn't allow mutiny to go unchecked ... so they hung several of the slaves who led the revolt (somehow Cudjo evaded the noose, but ultimately found himself back in chains on a plantation in the U.S. South). If you like historical fiction, it's a great read ... and also a great vehicle to understanding that shit that went down "way in the past" wasn't really all that long ago & we still have major sociological undercurrents embedded within our society (but I digress).
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ender
on Thursday, April 13, 2017 – 10:56 am
You can't jump a big jet
You can't jump a big jet plane,
Like you can an old freight train
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Fly Fly
on Thursday, April 13, 2017 – 11:48 am
Drop a xanax in their diet
Drop a xanax in their diet coke? They should give everyone a Valium as they board.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Thursday, April 13, 2017 – 11:51 am
In the not so distant future
In the not so distant future they'll just spray everyone with some hypnotic catatonic dose and load 'em in like cordwood.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Thursday, April 13, 2017 – 12:39 pm
Remember a few years back
Remember a few years back when a flight attendant put some Xanax in some juice for a crying baby? I think it was on a flight from Amsterdam. They ended up busting the dude for smuggling a bunch of X.