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So I was flying coss country and had a winter jacket with me...and I eventually crumpled it up and used it various times as back support and a pillow.

But what would have been handy, was if the hood had an inflatable "balloon" built into it, so I could blow it up and use it as a pillow. (Like life vests can be inflated.)

That way, you could conveniently carry a pillow with you without looking like a lost 10 year old or a dork wearing a furry neck thing.

Find a way to recycle vape pen batteries. Judging by the dispensary ads, our state is awash in disposable pens. All headed for the landfill.

Lithium batteries are technically classified as a hazardous waste.

The rest of the pen can't be recycled because of the oil.

And the whole contraception can't be disassembled in any cost effective manner, even though some of the metal parts are recyclable. 

 

An adjustable Allen(hex) wrench.. I always grab the wrong one.

I don't think it could be done.

Alright, so here's the idea. What it is....is...uuuh...it was....well, this thing that....

Aw fuck. I forgot.

I don't care for those furry neck things-- definitely dork city

 

 

I want a service that allows me to be unconscious during a long haul international flight.

1. they show up at my house and my bags are packed and they administer a drug that knocks me out.

2. they put me in a pod and move me to the airport and load me on an airplane.

3, they monitor my vital signs and make sure i don't crap my pants.  If I do, they wipe it up.

4. they clear me through customs and immigration and transport me to and get me checked into my hotel room.

5, they make sure I wake up that all my clothes are unpacked and in my closet when I wake up.

 

 

1) go to trump rallies and sell cheap MAGA shirts and Trump bibles to rubes 

have tits surgically put on my back..........

I don't think that cost a million dollars.

>1) go to trump rallies and sell cheap MAGA shirts and Trump bibles to rubes 

 

better hurry up on that one- time is running out on that idea

Two words:

Spaceship Casino.

Let Me Think About It  - BUT A Simple Anti Auto Theft Deterrent ( Disables The Vehicle From Starting ) For ALL  For Now I Will Simply Call It THE BOLT !

Joe Buck, do they charge you extra for ass wiping, or just leave everyone wondering upon arrival whether they had a clean flight or not?

 

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