Mississippi Urine Trouble Act

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The Mississippi Urine Trouble Act would ban the sale or use of synthetic human urine for the purposes of defrauding a drug test, including one for employment. Republican State Representative Andy Gipson, who sponsored the legislation in the Mississippi State House,  says the problem may provoke laughter but it's actually a serious situation.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/02/23/fake-urine-mississippi-lawmaker...

 

Big waste of time And tax dollars, it sounds like

Officer, I'm just using this for novelty purposes only.

It’s service pee.

Besides being a waste of money and effort, how is that even a crime and against whom?

Oh that's right... it goes against our corporate overlords and big pharma and the 3 billion dollar-a-year industry they have invented.   

>>Officer, I'm just using this for novelty purposes only.

Careful with that defense... IIRC, Mississippi is one of them morally pure states where erotic toys and certain sex acts are still illegal on the books!

When you outlaw fake urine only criminals will get to have fake urine

This is a slippery slope. First it’s fake urine and pretty soon novelty shit will be illegal

Law abiding fake urine users who use it for legitimate reasons in the privacy of their homes shouldn’t be made into criminals

I’ll give up my fake urine when you pry it from my very warm hands.

Novelty shit?   NOOOO!

We had hella fun camped on a corner with the neighbor's totally realistic looking fake poop and fake rattlesnake at Bonnaroo '03!

I think NJ already does.

some states already have this law - fake dicks and pee are now simply sold as fetish toys, claiming they are for watersports with a partner without actually peeing on each other.

>>>fake dicks and pee are now simply sold as fetish toys, claiming they are for watersports with a partner without actually peeing on each other.

If that aint a traditionally lawful purpose I don't know what is.

Thoughts and prayers to the wizzinator.

 

Next they'll outlaw pot smokers having friends who don't to pee clean for them.

i did a google image search for "whizzinator" to find an image of the whizzinator's packaging or ads that refer to it as a sex toy to post, and i did find some, but a bit further down the page i also found this, and i think it fits the zone's aesthetic a little more closely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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