Never been to a Cracker Barrel or Waffle House.

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But feel like I need to. I love America.

Which one should I try first?

If drunk waffle house if not cracker barrel

bail Both and Go to Scott Stanleys ESAU'S in Carpinteria Ca  for Blueberry Wheatgerm Pancakes +.

http://www.esauscafe.com/

I second the Waffle House drunk comment.  Never been to a Cracker Barrel.

 

I prefer the elegant simplicity of waffle house

From my limited experience, cracker barrel is "heavy" food.  And if I'm gonna buy a rocking chair it's not gonna be from a chain restaurant at an interstate cloverleaf

Besides drunk, there are other altered states compatible with Waffle House. 

Never found a good state or State for Cracker Barrel. 

 Never been to a Cracker Barrel or Waffle House<<<

Neither have I.

>>>>>>Never found a good state or State for Cracker Barrel

 

They're full of Crackers..

The Barrel is a blast zingin' balls!

Freak a bit in the shop. Grab a table right by the fire. Trip out on the other old folks. Order some french toast and relax.

 

Waffle House grease is the perfect grease.

 

Those hash browns in whatever configuration are second to none.

Waffle House after a show trippin is as American as apple pie

Fabes is wise

Although, if you're tripping balls, cracker barrel has the endlessly entertaining shopping section