Nicholas Cage in "The Globe" tabloid...

So I always get the wrong supermarket checkout line.  I've got my stuff,  have cash,  and it's 11 PM when there are not supposed to be long lines.

But the lady in front has seven boxes of Cereal and some ultra-secret Coupon.  It's not every variant of Cheerios which is covered by the coupon,  but she has many types.  So of course, managers must come to arrange it all.  It was like that with the powdered Donuts as well.

Watching this begin to unfold,  I grab "The Globe"  and manage to read the latest about Nicholas Cage.  There are even accompanying paparazzi photos.

He was out with some cute Asian chick who(m) The Globe calls "Sake Queen",  and drank some Sake.  But then the husband shows up.  He stares down NC.

NC  had more Sake and eventually went somewhere else.  All because of this,  the 'The Globe'  journalist says that Mr. Cage is due for rehab once again.

This is real-life stuff !!  Find it in your checkout line.