No Moron, No Moron, YOU'RE the MORON!

Translation: Rex wouldn’t follow Donnie’s illegal orders, but loyal Mike does!

We’ve had a couple scoundrels as President before, but even they must’ve been smarter and more literate than this current fucking moron. It’s a pathetic disgrace having such an obvious numbskull as our leader. I pity the country. Hopefully, as a nation, we will learn and never venture down this dumb alley again.