Passed out puking works

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There was one in our "official" seats at BMFS.  Luckily, there were other open seats nearby.

Wooks.  Late night 

isnt "works" like...the opposite of "wooks"?

Wooks work hard at being wooks. You think it's easy to be a wook?

You must be tirelessly devoted to the mooch.

Sure, you could get a job and earn money, but to the mooch that's a cheap shortcut.

That's giving in to the machine, that's living in Babylon!!!

It takes a special dedication to the sponge to earn your wings, man.

>>>>>Passed out puking works...

 

...if you're trying to aspirate some vomit.

Those seats attract all types of characters

happened to me at the dead at the gorge w/ jr. 

the puke did give us a nice buffer though.

If he was passed out and puking, I hope you rolled him on his side at least.

Wook's wookette was taking care of the guy while slamming cocktails and dancing wildly.

Went to the 8x10, called the Funk Box then, to hear Derek Trucks Band.

First they allowed smoking so as the night progressed we moved closer to the door seeking oxygen.

Someone hurled epically behind us, no contact but oohh that smell.

Sorry DTB, we gotta go.

Had a great spot at cal expo GD one time and a wook right in our sight lines projectile vomited then started "cleaning it up" with her dreds. We relocated to a spot with no view of the band, or aroma of blown chunks. 

as annoying as the wooks are in the moment, looking back on things, i generally had significantly more fun at the gd related shows that drew a significant wook crowd than i did at shows that did not.

a nessacary evil? maybe.

But buddy got puked on at Dead and Co. 

Finish high school or you'll end up applying for a job at the Passed Out Puking Works.  You'll have to work holidays for the first five years.