Profanity

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I'll start with a super duper easy one

Fuck

Hannity

Motherfucker's always been a favorite of mine. It has a nice roll to it.

Not all of my profanity is appreciated by all people

 

Generally love it but have also gotten fairly skilled in NOT using it when unappropriate or in situations and circumstances in which it is highly uncalled for or warranted.

Ha! That's hilarious, Mike. I had a gal pal whom loved MF - hearing it, saying it, reading it, you name it. She said it was funny and it always made her laugh and giggle.

Adam Schiff doesn't use profanity. 

Motherfucker's always been a favorite of mine. It has a nice roll to it.<<

 

Two words:

Motherfucker Chorus. 

Just imagine the whole chorus, robes 'n all.  Then run it through your head.

Guaranteed to lower your BP.

Turkey dick doesn't sound like common profanity but I think to call someone that is a hell of an epithet.

I don't think cocksucker is profanity because it's something that so many people enjoy, from both sides. Maybe for the sake of the yhis thread I'm not supposed to be thinking of word usage, just the words?

 

When I was a kid, I remember getting in trouble for cussing. My Mom wanted to wash my mouth out with soap, but my Dad intervened. Instead, he grounded me from TV for the day and lectured me about the use of the English language. His theme was basically that uneducated people tend to have a limited vocabulary and wiser people use speech to effectively communicate their thoughts and feelings by broadening their language.
Sometime later, I had a dispute with my teacher over a grade I received, which made me angry enough to verbally respond. The note to my parents from the teacher explained the reason for disciplinary action was not about being a poor student, but that she did not appreciate being told she contained a high quantity of bovine scatological material. This time I lost my TV privileges for a week.
I guess it doesn’t matter how you say it, but when and to whom.

It's not just a swear word said here or there,, it's how you word it for effect.

Ex: Feel free to go and fuck one's self mikeee 

motherfucker has horrible racist slave origins. tried to stop saying it.

I'll start with a super duper easy one

Fuck

Here in New Jersey, that's a condiment, not profanity. 

StankCunt

if you get called that by me

you really suck

Sent with a smile + a wink mikeee 

The hippies favorite one was Cunty Whore Dog

Cunt Faced Bitch is my you really suck word

 

Mother Fucker -so versatile, Noun, verb adjective sort of the cover all 

 

and yes Judit how did cock sucker ever get such a bad connotation? God bleed them all 

>>I don't think cocksucker is profanity because it's something that so many people enjoy, from both sides.

Not "both sides," Judit. That denotes a binary gender spectrum.

“This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.”

All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 5, Scene 3)

 

My kind of gal, speaking of cis-masculine orientation.

>>> I don't think cocksucker is profanity because it's something that so many people enjoy, from both sides.

>>> Not "both sides," Judit. That denotes a binary gender spectrum. <<<

No, BK, it means the sucker and the suckee.

Dog-dick gnat

Profane and disgusting in three words

Always liked Jackie Gleason as Sheriff  Buford T. Justice and his classic Sumbitch

>>No, BK, it means the sucker and the suckee.

What if it's a threesome?

shit stain

 

We're fond of "dumbcunt" in out house. It's always said with a smile.

If it's a threesome they'll have to come up with their own suck words.

I'm a proponent of using cuss words less often for greater effect.

I'll always remember cowering in fear when my father said, "Somebody left the damn window opened."  (bonus points for appearing like you are struggling to remain calm while saying this)

Backing it up with periodic corporal punishment helps as well.

 

My wife and in-laws are such prodigious manufacturers of foul language that it now has little impact.

YMMV

I should add that I do not employ corporal punishment, but I do like to share my childhood stories with my children (Berkeley kids)  (shakes head)

I confess that I let the profanities fly when I am driving alone. Everyone else on the road is a cocksucker or motherfucker or stupid cunt. I think of it as a therapeudic primal release.

Proven fact, no scientific link, profanity relief and sometime excessive profanity truly d o es improve short lived anxiety. 

 

It fucking feels good to let shit out at times.

Gosh darn it.