oh shit I got boosted like twice so I'm definitely gonna catch Zombie-itis. My wife is gonna be so pissed when I bite the face off the cashier at the grocery store. But wait, do Zombies even eat organic gluten free food? (I really hope they like pretzels.)
> I silenced a ' Warning Warning, Will Robinson ' alert today.
I got it three times. I must have 15G. The first time was in Spanish, and the second two were in English.
I didn't put my phone in my microwave, or stick my head in there. I did soak my feet in my crockpot set on Low for about 5 hours though. I figure if we're headed for the end times, why not?
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Anti-Vaxxers Think an
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Do I get a new iPhone if I
Do I get a new iPhone if I switch to this new 5G service?
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Is rabies making a comeback?
Is rabies making a comeback? in keeping with the current theory, Libras will be the only one's affected by this.
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> Do I get a new iPhone if I
> Do I get a new iPhone if I switch to this new 5G service?
Yeah, fabes, and they'll tell you it's free, but of course you end up paying for it over time. Like eternity. It's the contract that's the killer.
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oh shit I got boosted like
oh shit I got boosted like twice so I'm definitely gonna catch Zombie-itis. My wife is gonna be so pissed when I bite the face off the cashier at the grocery store. But wait, do Zombies even eat organic gluten free food? (I really hope they like pretzels.)
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I don't know what the big
I don't know what the big deal with zombies is.
Yeah, you can't kill 'em 'cause they're already dead, but if you just hack off their limbs they can't getcha. They seem to move pretty slowly.
Just keep your chainsaw ready.
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The chips in the vax will
The chips in the vax will turn you into a new cell phone...
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Mmm. Cool Ranch.
Mmm. Cool Ranch.
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I'm getting psyched. Put my phone in the microwave? Shit, I hear if you crawl inside the microwave, "they" can't get you.
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My dog did a wellness check
My dog did a wellness check on me. She seems satisfied that everything is good and went back to sleep on my bed.
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our new neighbor is an 80
our new neighbor is an 80 chinese lady with mental health issues. she thinks we are crawling inside the walls to spy on her....
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I silenced a ' Warning
I silenced a ' Warning Warning, Will Robinson ' alert today.
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i heard the alert and am now
i heard the alert and am now a trans communist
d'oh!
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> I silenced a ' Warning
> I silenced a ' Warning Warning, Will Robinson ' alert today.
I got it three times. I must have 15G. The first time was in Spanish, and the second two were in English.
I didn't put my phone in my microwave, or stick my head in there. I did soak my feet in my crockpot set on Low for about 5 hours though. I figure if we're headed for the end times, why not?
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What do Zombies eat? I'm
What do zombies eat? I'm getting the munchies.
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Brains!
Brains!