RIP Twitter

Forums:

Time to reach 10 million users:

Threads: 7 hours

Google+: 16 days

ChaptGPT: 40 days

Twitter: 780 days

Good riddance

Hip Nerd fight!

I was looking forward to the cage fight, but it looks like that's a no-go now. :-(

I mean what goes through your mind when 70M people leave the playground you bought just because they think you're an asshole. People criticize Musk for not starting Pay Pal, Tesla, or Twitter but he did legitimately start Threads. 

Has there ever been a faster fall from the top? The adage still holds that everyone that associates with Trump gets destroyed and yet they persist. 

>I was looking forward to the cage fight, but it looks like that's a no-go now. :-(
 

 

the virtual cage fight loss for Elon  is more than we could have hoped for..and I'm ok having  to root for Zuck, and will gladly celebrate the win of the lesser of two evils, and the humiliation of a fascist. 

Fox and MAGA are working overtime trying to convince the masses that Elon can be trusted with your data, but not Zuck 

 

>Weighing in on the controversy, Stephen Miller, a Senior Advisor to former President Donald Trump, tweeted, "If you are looking to have your speech censored and your data pillaged, then Mark Zuckerberg has an app for you."

 

https://www.foxnews.com/media/mark-zuckerberg-twitter-killer-threads-enr...

from NPR

 

>Since March, Twitter's communications team has sent a standard automatic response to emails from the press, containing nothing but a poop emoji.

Threads: 7 hours

yay, a new version of a shitty social media platform and shitty way to communicate, ran by a shitty social media platform, now with more censorship! sounds amazing

Some of us don't have an issue with censoring hate speech, threats of violence, doxxing, support for insurrectionists, and fascism. 

 

 

Elon, who claims to support free speech,  is full of shit.

 

fuck Elon Musk, we can get around to fucking Zuck later.
 

 

 

YAY! YAY! YAY!

> the lesser of two evils weasels

Fixed that for you.

Arianna Huffington:

Two powerful men posturing about fighting each other. Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk might be forward-thinking tech visionaries, but this is still an age-old phenomenon. I’m just surprised the proposed cage match isn’t taking place in space. But maybe I’m just not seeing it from the right perspective, so I asked ChatGPT.

“Challenging business executives to a cage match is generally not considered a good idea. Cage matches, which involve physical combat in an enclosed space, are typically associated with entertainment and combat sports, rather than professional business settings. Engaging in physical confrontations can lead to legal issues, personal injuries, damage to reputations, and an overall negative impact on professional relationships.

Business executives are expected to display professionalism, strategic thinking, and effective communication skills in their roles. Disputes or disagreements should be resolved through diplomatic means, negotiation, or alternative dispute resolution methods. Encouraging physical confrontations may foster an unhealthy work environment and undermine the collaborative spirit necessary for effective teamwork.

Instead, executives should focus on constructive approaches to problem-solving, conflict resolution, and fostering a positive company culture. Encouraging open dialogue, respectful communication, and employing conflict management strategies can lead to better outcomes for all involved parties.”

Speaking of social media, please share this far and wide on whatever platforms you're on. THANK YOU!  

Trying to get the pardoned White House Thanksgiving turkeys named "Arlo" and "Alice." 

https://www.change.org/p/honor-arlo-guthrie-for-thanksgiving-2023?recrui...

Viva link with more info here:  https://vivalazone.org/other-stuff/happy-birthday-arlo-guthrie-july-10th...

Musk is getting melty.

musk.jpg

So in other words, who's taller? 

we've reached the level of "you can't make this shit up."

>Business executives are expected to display professionalism, strategic thinking, and effective communication skills in their roles...

LOL those two paragraphs are a checklist of things Musk has never learned to do.

I want to see the cage match. I don't want to see his dick.

>Musk is getting melty.
 

 

This is just how he endears himself to middle schoolers  and MAGA fascists. 
 

 

Truck nuts will be a standard feature on his new fugly truck ;)

billionaire tantrums

They're so America 

Fun fact: The ruler emoji is the actual size they would use in their competition.

Mister, we could use a man like Teddy Roosevelt again.

 

https://www.ushistory.org/us/43b.asp