After an historic mid-term defeat and what everyone agrees is going to be a difficult year for the President he responds with “Hold My Beer” lets see how low we can drive down my support before the shit storm hits. The bubble is strong with these people.
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on Wednesday, January 23, 2019 – 09:33 pm
Shutdown
Shutdown
(apologies to Wilson and Christian)
Jack it up pack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
It happened in D.C. where the Trumpster lied
Two politicians standin' side by side
Yeah, the Democrat Shumer, and a Tweetin’ Tween
Revvin' up his pie hole and he sounds real mean
Crack it up, frack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
Declinin' poll numbers at a faster rate
At the count of one he might evaporate
Shumer is right, the press is startin' to spin
But the Orange Cheeto's really diggin' in
Redistrict gerrymander power shift here we go
Super Schlock Donnie’s whinin' out so low
But Senator Shumer's really startin' to go
To get some traction he’s doing pressers and such
Cyberspace is burnin', Shumer’s team’s too much
Members to the floor, this shutdown’s startin’ to stink
And now the Trumpster's lead is really startin' to shrink
He's hot with Russian money but it's understood
We got a Special Prosecutor who’s gettin’ the goods
Shut yer mouth Donnie now I’m gonna shut you down