To gain admission, one must correctly answer a number (usually three or four) from a list of questions, each of which suggests a vulgar, lewd, or salacious answer, but the actual correct answer is rather innocuous. It is assumed that all prospective Turtles own a diabetic donkey, or one of a sweet and kindly disposition; therefore once inducted, a member must reply to the question "Are you a Turtle?" with "You bet your sweet ass I am."[1][3] If the member is unable or unwilling (perhaps because of a social restriction on vulgarity) to provide the correct answer, he or she owes to each other turtle present a drink of the recipient's choice.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Saturday, November 16, 2019 – 04:42 pm
Never had the opportunity to
Never had the opportunity to become a member. RIP.
BUT - Are you a turtle?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane fishcane
on Saturday, November 16, 2019 – 04:44 pm
Sometimes, usually after
Sometimes, usually after being out skiing or snowshoeing
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Vann Kliburn Lloyd_Klondike
on Sunday, November 17, 2019 – 12:41 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmSD4J8rQ8c
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Gregfrommaine Greg
on Thursday, November 21, 2019 – 03:16 pm
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM!!
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane fishcane
on Thursday, November 21, 2019 – 03:17 pm
Nice Greg!
Nice Greg!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Friday, November 22, 2019 – 09:06 am
FINALLY!
FINALLY! Thanks, Greg.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Honorable_Order_of_Turtles
To gain admission, one must correctly answer a number (usually three or four) from a list of questions, each of which suggests a vulgar, lewd, or salacious answer, but the actual correct answer is rather innocuous. It is assumed that all prospective Turtles own a diabetic donkey, or one of a sweet and kindly disposition; therefore once inducted, a member must reply to the question "Are you a Turtle?" with "You bet your sweet ass I am."[1][3] If the member is unable or unwilling (perhaps because of a social restriction on vulgarity) to provide the correct answer, he or she owes to each other turtle present a drink of the recipient's choice.