Sourtoe cocktail club

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589475B8-D93E-47E8-9C30-82DABC918028.jpeganyone else a member of this crazy club?

 

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/frozen-toe-yukon-inventor-intl-scli/i...

 

 

Never had the opportunity to become a member. RIP.

BUT - Are you a turtle? 

Sometimes, usually after being out skiing or snowshoeing 

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM!!!

Nice Greg!

FINALLY! Thanks, Greg. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Honorable_Order_of_Turtles

To gain admission, one must correctly answer a number (usually three or four) from a list of questions, each of which suggests a vulgar, lewd, or salacious answer, but the actual correct answer is rather innocuous. It is assumed that all prospective Turtles own a diabetic donkey, or one of a sweet and kindly disposition; therefore once inducted, a member must reply to the question "Are you a Turtle?" with "You bet your sweet ass I am."[1][3] If the member is unable or unwilling (perhaps because of a social restriction on vulgarity) to provide the correct answer, he or she owes to each other turtle present a drink of the recipient's choice.