Southern Gas "Shortage"

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Wonder if any of these fools will end up blowing themselves up?   There was an Always Sunny episode about something similar.

Seems like a hurricane is approaching.....get all the gas you can man

Walk

This will spawn at least one Darwin Award nominee.

I asked my tRumper Aunt in FL if they are seeing shortages/lines and she said "No but the MEDIA will create it"!"

OK. I should expect no less.

Is Maryland in the south?  They don't call it "Fredneck" for nothing.

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/maryland-gov-hogan-authorizes-mdot-to-take-e...

 

Yes, Maryland is definitely in the south.
 

But that's still a long way from Dixie.

Some schmuck in Florida loaded his Hummer with 6 or seven gas cans - pulled away from the station, lit a cigarette --- BOOM !!!!!!

You can't make this shit up.   (sorry no photos)

FL stepping up.

Show us your stuff,TX!

Pretty sure GA and at least one Carolina will make themselves hurt.

Psst....Hey you

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Got 117 -1 gallon zip-locs of gas in my trunk.

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.You Lookin

Im Holdin

Florida take the lead over Texas

Deflect Away

 

But it is Neck and neck with Texas in the shit hole contest

We also have animals, reptiles and bugs that can kill you, keep the fuck away from Florida 

Maraloco!