"...there's no place like home..."

I predict Christopher starts singin' like a canary...

Can you imagine his pulse rate when he saw those lights in the mirror?    

Never put all your Eggs in one Basket .....

Dude was probably counting his money all the way from California.

Bummer

....hard seeing how he made it through UT, WY, NE, and IA but maybe he figured he was "good" after that stretch? That van just had to have "an odor" about it.