Throw away or use the "decorative fold" portion of TP / Kleenex @ hotels?

Toss the Whole box and bring your own !

The Bed Below and Pillows Are SCARY too ! Yuck !

We're going to the coast this weekend, and the rental home does that with the TP...   think the plan is to tear off those decorative pieces, and then do air curling with them on the dining room table!  

(rumor mill has it that everyone is doped up too!)  

 >>>>> think the plan is to tear off those decorative pieces, and then do air curling with them on the dining room table!  

(rumor mill has it that everyone is doped up too!)  <<<<< Beautiful Noodler !

The problem is, they sometimes blow up into the air, and strange things happen....

I Yawn and go to bed .....

its really weird that this thought ever goes through anyone's brain. you guys are weird

Party pooper!  

Pooper party!

I tear it off, natch.  Keep your snot to yourself. Wipe the remote and NEVER use the refillable shampoo products.  I just know some one dropped some gross shit in there.

hotels are gross. I look for the newest hotel, or recently upgraded rooms. Bed bugs are a losing battle so i just ignore, have a drink and fall asleep.

Some gross things I have found in "good" hotels:    crackers chips cookies spread out on the bed. Apparently it was a cleaning staff hangout

                                                                         A box of fuzzy handcuffs

                                                                        A pair of dirty black socks

                                                                         Blood on the sheets

                                                                       6 inch NYC insect on the ceiling.

What gross stuff have you found at "decent" hotel rooms. Not fleabags. but luxury chains.

Do you bring your own sheets and comforter?

I’m in hotels 40% of my time. I use the top tissue. I never wipe off the remote. I lie on the comforter. I sometimes take a bath, I actually press my bare bottom on the toilet seat. I drink out of their glasses. I use their towels. The hotels I have to stay in for the most part are pretty great. 

I use hotels regularly, I enjoy them and I have survived. 

I must say though that I have to take the toilet paper and make sure the paper falls over the BACK of the roll, closer to the wall, because that’s the way I like it. So there’s that. 

If asking me- no, but If there more than a day I ask for a clean turndown.

Trust me, i have slept in dirt, and "every blue-light cheap hotel" in my day. You know, 20 wooks in a room. And I'm a big fan of sleeping outside.  Just don't like dropping over a hundy a night to find 6 inch square pool of blood on my "clean" sheets.

So bucky, what gross things have you found in your travels, anything you care to share?   Used condom on the pillow at the Marriott? You are cool with that.

  Just so you know, I regularly dip my balls in hotel coffee makers. 

Uh no, I never have found a used condom or an unused one in any room that I’ve stayed in. I’m sorry I don’t have any horror stories for you that you might enjoy. 

But here are some problems I’ve had. Our nice hotel in Anaheim was overbooked and we got moved to a motor lodge and my room didn’t have a lamp! I had to call the front desk for one. 

In Denver I had a room by the elevator and it was loud so I had to move rooms. 

A few weeks ago in LA I wasn’t able to hook up my Apple TV to the tv in the room because the HDMI inputs weren’t accessible and I was pretty pissed. 

In Orlando, I couldn’t hook up my Apple TV to the hotel WiFi so I had to use my personal hotspot, which sucked. 

Those are the types of horrible issues I encounter. 

And I don’t drink coffee, so I’m not worried about your balls. But I do eat pussy and that doesn’t gross me out, so maybe I’m not the guy you’re trying to mess with. That must hurt, btw. 

Im not messing man,  chill.  I just thought anyone who traveled so much must have encountered something besides the first world issues you describe.

You know, conversing and stuff. What does cunny have to do with anything? Im a fan.

Ha it’s all good. I wish I had some better stories. It seems like most of the places I go have Spanish speaking people who clean the rooms and they do a good job. 

coolness.  And I keep my balls to myself in hotel rooms   (insert zippy joke here)

I will say this, I would hate to be the person who got a room where a bunch of crystal had been converted to sheets! Or not...

<<I never have found a used condom or an unused one in any room that I’ve stayed in.

hmmm....i've thrown a few under a couple hotel beds. 

never had any prob with gross hotels - but airbnb holy fucking shit. got stuck during winter storm jonas in the shittiest brookyln apartment in east new york - roaches, personal crap everywhere, nasty tissues behind the bed - and i couldnt really do anything about it, all the roads and subways were closed and the roads were to snowy to walk with luggage.

air bnb comped the entire rest of my stay at a hotel in queens - id probably try airbnb for a big fancy place split amongst friends, but i will never bargain hunt on that site ever again.

Rub the mouthpiece of the telephone in your ass crack and the next night call the room and ask them why the phone smells like shit

"I'd just use the curtains".

[This paraphrase in honor of Duke.]