Tiger Woods 2018

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Even par on the South Course so far. 

A bunch of poor putts so far but that's probably to be expected.

I'd love to see him win a few more but I doubt that is going to happen.

Smoking weed and playing video games is fun.

Tiger makes the cut to play the weekend shooting  - 1 under par after 2 rounds !!!

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PEDS are bad.

Ummmmmkay?

^ So are high class escorts.

High class escorts are bad? How so?

Btw I don’t think Tiger was hooking up with any high class escorts based on the pics that were published of his harem. Pretty sure the wife that he was cheating on was the looker of the bunch. 

The looked of the bunch or the Hooker of the bunch?

 

gotten some nice high class escorts in the past, Bucky?

No, I haven’t! Any “escorts” that I have been with have been less than high class, which is why I was asking you what’s so bad about them. 

So why are they bad?

And I meant “looker” of the bunch, I don’t think Tiger’s ex-wife is a hooker. I think she was a nanny before she got married to him. Jesper Parnevik’s nanny. 

Good start for Tiger. 

4 way tie right now. 

Damn fine golf thread.

Golf clap. 

Someone yelled while tiger was putting. That’s the world we live in now. 

Happy Gilmore was so ahead of its time.

Tiger's next endorsement deal will be with Dr Dre. He'll be wearing noise canceling headphones at Augusta.

Tiger finished a very respectable -3 and tied for 23rd at Torrey Pines last weekend. He went 72 - 71 - 70 - 72.

He seemed to be swinging freely once again when he was spotted at the La Jolla Holiday Inn bar on Saturday night where he declared himself to be “pain free”. 

how's the flat brim guy Rickie Fowler doing these days?

 

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tight

think Mike W used to be a fan.

The Genesis Open at Riviera is Coming Up - Check This out Back some Years Past at Riviera I Shuttled Golf Fans Back to their Cars after a Big day at Riviera Saturday  - i even had cardboard signs on my Car " Shuttle To Your Car " I made Over 300 Dollars In Tips for 3 hours work ! Guys were getting in my Car With Drinks in hand ! i even got a couple doobies as tips eventually Security saw me doing what i was doing and i quickly bailed - true story

well at least he just paid for it instead of assaulting or raping women. i think...

Very up and down round but a good start for Tiger. 

Is Tiger part Chinese ?

Asking for Nugs.

His mother is from Thailand. 

Most white people think Thailand is China anyways. Right Slack?

I don't know what white people think. 

I don't like Thai food. 

2 under through ten this morning. 1 stroke behind the leaders.

Another birdie. Tied for the lead.

What kind of disc is he using? 

>> What kind of disc is he using? 

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Another birdie to take a one shot lead.

Golf is good for naps.

Bogey on the last hole. 68

If you were playing doubles with a good looking female, wouldn't you want to bogey a 69 on the last hole?

holy shit!

Ken Klimo in the zone?

The Planet is doomed!

A little loose on the first two but a nice three on three. 

This guy. 

Back to back birdies to tie for the lead after 10.

Thanks for heads up.

Good round. 1back and playing with Snedeker again. 

Opening bogey for Conners. Birdies by Woods, Snedeker and Rose.

Snedeker and Woods bogeys give Rose the lead.

TIGER ONE BACK AFTER 6 

wow that was an awful putt for birdie on 7

Patrick Reed is feeling the Sunday red power.

Amazing. After that shit putt he comes back on the par 3 225 8th hole and knocks it within 10 feet with a five iron. 

Its been almost five years since Tiger has won a tournament. Will this be the day

Casey -10

Rose -9

Reed -9

Woods -8

Garcia -8

Conner.  Somewhere else.  The cream always rises to the top.  Looks like a great finish at the Valspar Open.

ouch. Tiger’s birdie putt on 8 lips out. He’s still down by two :( 

Those easy birdie putts on 7 and 8 may come back to haunt Tiger. Since then he’s been back in the muff on a few holes and it’s thick and luscious this time of year according to Feherty. 

Fortunately the name Valspar and big changes on the leaderboard on the back nine of the final round are practically synonymous so who knows how this will all turn out. 

 

Tiger looks pretty good today. Should be in good for

 for the masters.

44 footer on 17. Sick, 

In Memory Of Patrick Reed. 

Ouch. That was a bad 18th.

^lol. One more long putt and tiger is in a playoff.

He had plenty of chances today but just came up a little short. If his back holds up and he stays off the skag this could be a good year for golf. 

Not a bad week on an unfamiliar course. 

 

Not bad for an old fart.

That was a great tournament for Tiger, and a great weekend for golf.  

This upcoming weekend at the Arnold Palmer inv. Tiger is going to be clocking with gas. Should be a good one

Tiger did not wake up in a melty mood. Six birdies and an ob double. Currently in the lead. 

He’s going to win this weekend. You heard it here first. He owns Bay Hill. This will be victory #9. Arnie is looking down from above.

I am with you Tiger. Don’t mind all of the haters. 

>>> Ken Klimo in the zone?

 

First time here in forever and I immediately see those big ears - awesome!

I don't think Tiger is going to win this week.

I think it's another sign of who he is/was that drives the needle to "he's going to win every week" as soon as he hits a great shot.

Don’t mind the haters Tiger, you be you. As far as I’m concerned, you have already won. 

Nice sand save. 

thanks Obama care for fixing Tiger's back 

Moving the right way on moving day. 

Nice birdie at the last. Probably needs a 67 for a playoff. 

I'm Jealous Of Tigers Latest Back Surgery - It Has helped Him  TREMENDOUSLY - I SO Wish I Could SEE His Doctors !!

Well, it was his 4th back surgery.  The other 3 didn't really help much.  But I hear you.  It must suck to have a surgery and have it not help at all.

Tiger is in the beer tents. 

TW - 2 Back_______.

Another birdie. 1 back.

Great to see tiger off the Vicodin and playing well.

He’s looking good today. If he wins this watch out! One things for sure, Tiger will be a factor in the Masters this year.

Tee shot on 16 was a choke.  He should keep that driver in his bag. 

Rory M = On Fire !

RORY Wins API. WOW !! on 18 !

Tiger looks amazing right now- so incredibly fit and pretty much back on the scene. Hope he kicks ass at the Master’s.

Fuck tiger.

Justin Thomas and Jordan Spieth made bogeys on 18 at TPC Sawgrass. 

Tiger makes the cut.

Thanks, dudes. 

 He’s -7 today through eleven let’s have a little fucking respect 

Tiger was great going out, and Spieth coming in.  

Couple of 65's.  That's championship golf.  See if they can do it again tomorrow.

Some low scores today.  Koepka is in with a -9 63.  Aphibarnrat is -8 for his round thru 13.

Alphabarnrat is having a great round for sure. 

Simpson is so far in front, a lot of the pressure is off for the rest of the field. 

The Spieth/Woods pairing should be good.  Let it rip!

 

Pretty amazing what’s taking place. Tiger: Making Golf Great Again. 

It might be time for the Senior tour. Just a horrible afternoon of golf for Tiger. He looks like he’s on drugs again.