wanna buy some Smoochy Woochy Poochy?

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[Note: this not a Disco Stu H.I.M. thread....this is about your tax dollars at work.)

"Psst! Hey buddy, wanna buy some Smoochy Woochy Poochy? How about some Bambalachacha? Some Scooby Snax? Maybe a little Mind Detergent or Instant Zen? Blue Boys or Golden Girls? Flake, Fluff or Fizz?

Those terms all come from a lexicon of American drug slang recently published by the Drug Enforcement Administration. "It is designed as a ready reference for law enforcement personnel who are confronted by many of the hundreds of slang terms used to identify a wide variety of controlled substances, designer drugs, and synthetic compounds," the DEA writes...

Think you're up on your drug slang? Try our 10-question quiz below. Warning: it's harder than you think.

1 Let's ease into it. What is Wacky Tobacky?

2 How about the Devil's Dandruff?

3 Next one: what is Chinese Food? 

4 What about Newspapers? 

5 Let's try this one: what are Ice Cubes?

6 What about Kibbles And Bits?

7 What are Girl Scout Cookies?

8 How about Booty Juice?

9 Let's get botanical: What's Cactus?

10 Last one: can you identify Smoochy Woochy Poochy?"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/06/09/just-say-no-to-sm...

Answers per Washingto Post article: 1. Wacky Tobacky is indeed slang for marijuana. 2. According to the DEA the Devil's Dandruff is cocaine. 3. It's fentanyl, actually, likely an oblique reference to the fact that much of the fentanyl consumed illicitly in the U.S. is imported from China. 4.Likely a reference to that LSD doses are typically delivered on perforated sheets of blotter paper. 5.This is crack, or the crystallized version of cocaine. 6.According to the DEA this refers to Ritalin, the stimulant sometimes prescribed to treat ADHD. 7.This is a popular strain of marijuana that's available commercially in some places where it's legal. 8.The DEA says this refers to MDMA, or ecstasy, dissolved in some type of liquid. 9.It's actually mescaline, a psychedelic derived from a number of species of cactus. 10. This is apparently slang for marijuana.

Actually got 8 of 10

I did cheat a bit my 22 year old helped me with 3 of em.