Since we are .....

What are you searching for, Captain?

I know who you are and you ain't getting off the list. 

Slacker I would like to know who Captain Trips is.  Please share.

I had a great day.  Spent the day at my families art gallery, and sold a painting for 20,000.00.  I have not made a sell there

that big in at least a decade.  Put me in the holiday spirit.  The painting was kind of ugly, but an old classic.  The purchaser

is going to give it to a museum for a tax right off.  A win/win.  

way to many people sitting back waiting for something that will not happen unless they join in.

Kinda like waiting for that first person to get up and dance so you can show everyone what kind of moves you got but you don't want to be the first on the dance floor kinda shit? 

I agree Okie, this is not a meat in the seat show.  Let's dance mother fuckers.  J/k

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The heat came round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day

Who are you Captain?  The Phans want to know.  My day would be perfect if I were to have the accompany of a lovley

woman tonight.  Well we all know that isn't going to happen.  Possibly I should go to the mall, and get a ten minute 

massage.  The female touch would really feel good currently.      

Captain do you dislike me for any reason?  Not a troll question, simply trying to figure out who you are.  How long have

you been a Zoner?

I do remember you posting that you have been here for a long time.  Where approximately do you live?  How old are you Approximately?  How many shows have you attended?  Do you play in the troll game?  I feel as though I am being trolled right now.  

cool.

another guy playing hide and seek and slacker intent on figuring out who he is.

 if no one says anything then I'll think of something to create dialogue, 

Where are all the lady socks? 

Eddie, I'm not doing anything. Go talk tickets. 

Slacker, Slacker, Slacker please tell us a story about yourself.  Possibly your first concert or something along those lines

I feel like I don't know you at all, but would like too.  

What was your handle on PZ?

Captain I have no desire to troll, or be trolled.  Simply want to have some fun, which will undoubtedly lead to a little bit

of trolling.  So who the fuck are you?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

I will share about something that happened to me this weekend.  Taking the early morning shit, and there was no toilet

paper.  I was hung over, and not in the mood to hop naked through my house naked looking for kleenex, or a couple of 

napkins.  There happened to be an old t-shirt laying in the floor.  I used it, then flushed, and took it to the trash can.

The outside trashcan.  Well a dog or something knocked the trash can over, and I spotted the shirt in my neighbors front 

lawn.  I left it there.  Yes I am a very bad boy.  

Okay Captain.  Your favorite show.  Pre, or post GD.   

Have you ever taken a shit without toilet paper?  If so what did you do?

You have never taken a shit and found your self lacking the needed TP?  I find that hard to believe.  What are you a 

member of the Trump family.  J/K     

My first what?  If you are asking about sex, well that is a long story.  I will make it short.  Well God already did that for me.  

I was fifteen, she was fourteen.  We were with her family on a fishing trip.  They had a van.  I think you can figure out the

rest.  Good times.

I am sure I was not there.  You post like an older head.  Mine was Oakland 1986 winter.  My sister took me.  

Captain I can't remember what I had for breakfast today.  Please don't make this hard.  

Thus, you are an old fart from the East Coast. Could it be Fafa?

I would love to hang out with you at a show.  Listen to your stories.  For realz.  Now stop playing coy, and give me a detail or two to help me figure it out.  

Captain are you the ghost of Jerry past?  

No real question: do you live in New York?  

>>> bunch of freakin' wolves, none of you would do this if I met you at a show...

Have you seen DSO or JRAD? DSO tours, so maybe you can hit one of their shows. JRAD only plays hipster clubs in Oakland and Brooklyn. 

Fair enough Captain.  I will solve the riddle.  I think I already know.  Have a good meal.  

Yes Captain you asked me about my first.  Sorry I have been reading posts quickly.  I guess you have already eaten today.

So you'll be meeting Eddie at the Cap. Great.

I ate five hours ago.>>>>

Nothing wrong with the early bird special.

Did you ever sneak into a show? 

Slacker, Slacker, Slacker if you know the answer then please spit it out.  

I ate five hours ago.>>>>

Nothing wrong with the early bird special.

Did you ever sneak into a show? 

Slacker, Slacker, Slacker if you know the answer then please spit it out.  

Which one of you has been to more Cap shows? 

Captain who did you vote for this year.  Primaries, and the General?  

Fair enough Captain.  I will let it go.  
 

Have I damaged your credibility? Have you been to the Cap? Who are your favorite zoners? 

>>>>Ballsy ass zoners wanting to know everyone's business but say nothing except questions...

Did you lurk for fifteen years because you have big balls?

Which zoners were you hoping to rap with? 

>>..I'm retired now, plenty of time to do lots of this

I don't have any more time for you. Go back to lurking. 

Captain Trips, I think you are missing a prime opportunity to make a lifelong dblessmb friend from Oklahoma in this thread. 

>>>for realz???

you guys can even bond over similar spelling and over-puncuation. 

Good luck on vivazone, Captain Trips. 

>> bunch of freakin' wolves

serioselee

this secret identity shit is the most boring game to play 

responding with interest keeps the fishing expedition healthy 

*yawn*

wasn't sure I'd wanna get back in. 

>>>over and over

tulsuck isn't a pack of wolves.  on the other hand, he might be, if you buy into pop's theory

I don't recall asking you any questions

Good. I'm glad people are finally calling this asshole out. Just a spammer and a troll.

This is not a conversation with your adolescent BFF about the weekend sleepover. At least learn the difference

between to, too, your and you're... Maybe some actual punctuation in your spamming would help as well.

Adult education classes are free at your local public library. Stop spamming the board and people will most

likely leave you be.

In case this thread isn't evidence enough this is the temper tantrum thrown when someone tries to

give constructive feedback when prompted.

https://www.vivalazone.org/other-stuff/i-have-stop-toking

"But mom! He started it."

That doesn't work here, Breh. Thank you for showing us your true colors. Good day...

That is all we are asking. No need to get your pantries in a wad. You claim you lurked for fifteen years. In that time you

should have noticed we do just fine without spam bots. Feel free to contribute but take a breath and dry your tears.

you may not speak for the group, zipster

If you are paying attention I am one of at least a dozen zoners who are speaking out about his spam. Thanks for playing though.

fuck off

No thanks.

>>>I figured I'd post on the new site and here I am, getting grilled over and over by old zoners

Why is everyone so suspect about Captain??? dude seems fine to me and i could be wrong but i don't think he's a troll or whatever.

Personally I don't think he's anyone other than who he claims to be. I could also be wrong.

Just needs to take a chill pill.