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Last night, for Hanukkah, I was given a bidet toilet seat attachment. Without getting into details, I'll just say that it has become very apparent that our bathroom hygiene practices are out of Medieval Europe. No joke, it's something that everyone should have!
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What's the water temperature?
What's the water temperature? I might be a heathen, but I'm not a savage.
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The water temp is savage.
The water temp is savage. They make ones that connect to hot water, but you have to be next to the sink, which I'm not. It's not as bad as you'd think, and it's actually quite refreshing.
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I had to click on this thread
I had to click on this thread to see what it was about.
Fun fact: Americans use 36.5 billion rolls of toilet paper every year, representing the pulping of some 15 million trees. “This also involves 473,587,500,000 gallons of water to produce the paper and 253,000 tons of chlorine for bleaching. That manufacturing requires about 17.3 terawatts of electricity annually.
To make it personal, that means the process of making a single roll of toilet paper requires 37 gallons of water, 1.3 kilowatt/hours (KWh) of electricity and some 1.5 pounds of wood.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earth-talks-bidets/
Carry on.
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I thought about getting a
I thought about getting a bidet earlier this year when my TP supply got dangerously low, but came to a full stop when I considered the water termp thing. I shopped a few that have heated water, but like you said, they need to be right next to a hot water line and they're much more expensive than the ones that run cold.
You know it's a slow Friday afternoon on the black screen when we're talking bidets and anal hygienne.
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Here's what I've noticed,
Here's what I've noticed, Mike: the water spray is literally for only seconds, and most of the water is room temp because it's in the line. It's not like diving into a 55 degree mountain stream.
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Wouldn't fly in California.
Wouldn't fly in California. Water shortages and all.
My brother gave my parents one of those years ago. They never hooked it up. Needs an electical outlet which theey don't have near the toilet.
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So, after a couple of days of
So, after a couple of days of use, here's my product review: life-changing!
My better half concurs.
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I'm kind of surprised Slacker
I'm kind of surprised Slacker didn't post a Butthole Surfers link in here yet.
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A cheaper effective solution
A cheaper effective solution if you like the idea of the bidet but not the price and installation. Some refer to the travel bidet as a travel 'bum gun'
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/bio-bidet-handheld-personal-bidet/6410028.p...
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Japan Has The Best Butt
Japan Has The Best Butt Cleaner Toilets Around.
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Tell me more, PLF. What is it
Tell me more, PLF. What is it about Japanese butt cleaners that make them the best?
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Are they really? Look how
Are they really? Look how Gregulator shines Trump's.
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Have a few friends that have
Have a few friends that have and swear by them. Seem to be trending quickly.
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the water shoots hard enough
the water shoots hard enough to get shit out of your ass hairs?
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I think that the Japanese
I think that the Japanese ones make oregami and roll sushi while they're cleaning your ass.
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>>the water shoots hard
>>the water shoots hard enough to get shit out of your ass hairs?
I've yet to turn it up past maybe 1/5 of the way. It comes out with serious pressure.
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> get shit out of your ass
> get shit out of your ass hairs
If you're looking for a long-term squeaky clean butthole, Turtle, you might want to consider waxing.
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this town needs a bidet
this town needs a bidet factory...they have the appropriate sense of humor
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^ yeah but it's pronounced
^ yeah but it's pronounced urine-us
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How do you get dried?
How do you get dried?
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The Best Family toddler
The Best Family toddler Europe Vacation tale is when I took a dump in the Bidet about age 3 or so.
Paris or Rome, not sure. I really have no recollection, but obviously it looked like a toilette to me in the late 1960's.
What I actually recall is the Haute Cuisine. There were tiny boxes of Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes available for processed Breakfast Cereal. That's what kids ate back then.
For a small person, I suppose it looked like a Kid-friendly toilette and easy access, you can't fall in.
Actually I liked the Italian Food the best, and the Butter was Great !! Pasta and Butter, excellent Risotto.
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You pussies would never last
You pussies would never last in Asia. Unless you stay at a 1 star hotel!
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I've decided to take offense
I've decided to take offense to this thread.
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Was it the association of
Was it the association of heathens to anal hygiene, heathentom? Or the state of Turtle's ass hairs?
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Definitely the former.
Definitely the former.
The later just makes me nauseous.