What do you do for a living?

Cement mixer

I'm retired but drove a cab in the 70s in Boston suburbs. Used to bake cakes and such for a living, but I'm really a cook not a chef. Spent 1980 to 97 as an oceanographic tech - usd to go out on research ships several times a year, then worked at an EPA water lab until 05, when I was laid off and ended up taking early retirement.

My daughter also drove a cab in PDX until Uber.

I'd tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya!

Days as a barista over, Joe?

I quit cab driving when one day the dispatcher called at 6:00 AM as I was just about to leave the house for work and said "Don't bother coming in - the cops still have your cab". I said "What?" He said "Oh, I guess you didn't hear. The night driver of your cab was murdered by a fare."

Do you drive your scooter to work Joe?

Refer to cannabis folder- 

(((Reffer to cannabis)))

come in cannabis, do you copy?

Didn't you mean "Reefer to cannabis folder" Treeflo?

starting at 12 years old

cook, lifeguard, cook, pipe grinder, lawn doctor,cook, chefs school, cook, sous chef, head chef, charter captain for monster rainbow trout, business owner/outfitter.....................

>>>>>come in cannabis, do you copy?

Copy?

All we want is the fax, ma'am.

I'm Fred Garvin. Male prostitiute.

I clean Slacker's pool. The SOB refuses to pay me a livable wage, and he tips me with his PBR empties to return for cash.

He's a shitty employer, but he looks cute in Speedos.

i tell strangers to buy twitter (TWTR) 

I'm an IT Process and Compliance Manager for the City and County of San Francisco.

I also play in about 6 different bands.

Wouldn't you like to know. 

Is this Slacker's son?

Taste tester for Summer's Eve.........

That seems like a douchebag kind of job!

Joe, I no longer work for a living, because I found an incredible way to make my money work for me. I'm offering this info to anyone interested in doing the same for $1.00. That's right, $1.00 will provide you all the info you need to gain your own business and make your money work for you. All I need you to do is send $1.00 and also find 10 people who also would like to have this info for $1.00. PM me if you want in on this exclusive offer.

For a fine douchebag like me!!!!!!!

No but seriously I got fired because I liked everything they put in front of me!!!!!!!!!!

Field work was always a problem..................

Viva La Zone!

I see Sixy is back to his old trolling ways in this thread.

Despicable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNuu9CpdjIo

That slingin burrito picture is funny stuff

I work 10 months out of the year running this old bitch. 

this thread stinks....

Thank you, Tim, for recognizing the humor.

I eat, sleep, goof-around, and try to make enough money (with health benefits) to keep my family and me alive to keep doing the first three things.

>>>he looks cute in speedos...

So now that Bobby doesn't look good in Daisy Dukes any more you just toss him aside???

 i'm a retired investor living on a pension

i'm a guy that works in a place

Don't get me wrong, Rik, I'm still saving my anal cherry for Bobby.

I like to sleep late in the morning, 

I don't like to wear no shoes...... 

That machine looks very Dr Seuss-ian Dano.  I half expect a Thneed to slide down the chute into the bin.

"...Fred Garvin. Male prostitute..."

I, too am a Gigolo. When the "Action" gets slow, I also sling Wood.

The mobile log-splitting can be lucrative, but to me it's an opportunity to visit new and unique Pizzerias.

Dan-O is that a cement factory?

Fisheries Biologist (semi-retired now) for a non-profit organization that I co-founded in 1980 in coastal NorCal

So Stu's slingin' wood, either way?

I have worked in Medical/Radiology for over 25 years, right now I am a full time caregiver for my ageing mom :(    The cat and I make a pretty good team, who would a thought...lol !



...getting some help in soon so I may go back part time, or do some medical billing from home.

I, too am a Gigolo. When the "Action" gets slow, I also sling Wood.<<< Fat/ugly women need lovin' too. Good man!

Fugitive.

Not a day goes by that I don't think about quiting my six figure salary and just saying fuck it, I'll get a job at Starbucks and room with my little brother.

Bet he'd like that!

I am also a six-figure salary earner, but I count those decimal points. Last tax-year I earned about 3347.64 U$D after taxes, which is a solid Six Figures.

Most of that went towards Dog Food, dog treats, and chainsaw maintenance.

However, I earned a bit toward my retirement account by doing seminars regarding financial planning for Hüskies. Those creatures are natural economic powerhouses, yet often need help with investment strategies.

No condoms in that estimate, Dickgoes stud?

Retired IBEW.

I teach English grammar and communication to Dutch businessmen and military. 

Restaurant

Owner and Chef near Lyon , France. .any one wanna buy it?, its a nice place

Machete Maiden / bumper sticker slinger.

i herdz the cats and kitties.....

iz slow, but iz pays teh bills/

Chime Boy

Dental Floss Tycoon?

I bounce around this big blue marble taking photos of performers.

my team designs and installs navigational and landing aides for aircraft

No shit, Thomas?

I was in Lyon in July of 97. Don't laugh, but I was there for a phish show.

Maybe some day I'll make it back across the pond.

Retired Ironworker lcl 580.... own my own company now

Saddler, good to see you on Viva.  Wasn't sure if you'd made it over.

Apparently everyone made it, Fafa^^

Lol phish,97 Lyon have to look that one up, its on the market for160 grand Euros, $ Dollars work too. Key in hand. Wifey wants out! Free beer and 60 m 2 appartement just upstairs

i'm a retired investor living on a pension<<<

Lol

Hyman Roth

Town Lister

Grammar Nazi Conservative.

>>>>>>Hyman Roth

glad somebody picked up on that

I'm a Buulding Law Consultant to make a living. 

I'm a musician to live.  

Paint rich peoples houses.

>>>>I'm a Buulding Law Consultant.

aka lobbyist

GaryFish...tell me more! My first degree is in aquaculture production/fisheries management from Auburn. I later earned two graduate degrees involving water chemistry then the terminal degree to teach at post-secondary level. Before coming up here I was in the seafood biz on an island near Ft. Myers, FL. And before that I was a stoner/house painter in the Denver area.

My wife is in the medical field making the lions share of her income these days. Man, I really love her...

Having been in the building design profession for many decades, I actually understand what Negman does.  Similar to the Office Space video I posted above, where the interviewee "Deals with the Goddamned Customers so the Engineers Don't Have To", Negman "Deals with the Goddamned Architects, so the Code Officials don't have to".  That used to be one of my unwritten job requirements, as both architects and code officials are both the worst kind of Prima Donnas who would only end up in huge disputes if they dealt with each other face to face.  In fact our code officials refused to even talk to architects, they would only deal with other public employees (ie me), so I ended up getting involved in every single Code issue on every single project, from huge issues to little tiny pain in the ass ones.  In fact, that is one of the possible 2nd careers I looked into, but I'd have to take all the tests to get a code official license (really not that difficult for me), plus it'd be way too high stress for me & I really can't stand dealing with either architects or code officials . . .

Technical Director and Stage Manager / Show Director for Live Events - primarily corporate and not for profit entities - get paid to travel the world and go to destination resorts, and not so destination convention centers and put on shows...20th year at this gig - 32nd year in the industry.

< I'm a musician to live. > That's right Shakin'!

I make my living repairing pro audio electronics for other musicians to make their living (and our lives better).

I live as a weekend warrior musician playing GD, Dylan, Beatles, Band, Stones, originals, etc.

delivered and picked up telegrams - rca global  1970 - 1971  18 months from 16th birthday until end of high school

college work study - library and darkroom - 18 months then dropped out to work (party) stupid choice looking back

summer camp counselor, lifeguard, swim and lifeguard instructor - 5 years while going to college

financial services - margin clerk - one year then back to college

college work study - darkroom and photo tech

financial services - margin and custody clerk focused on options traders and international - 5 years

financial services - asset management (wrap fee or SMA) clerk thru business leader - 20 years

severance and unemployment - 2 years

mental health and substance abuse counselor and recovery coach - 3 years (current)

open water swim coach and trainer - 5 years (current)

financial service consultant - 7 years (current)

Hey Mr. van Atom --

I own a Kustom K-200 that needs some TLC. It is a tuck 'n roll amp head which is the style favored by CCR dude. Basically it likely needs new filter caps and a good cleaning.

Is that the type of work you might undertake ??

I am on the East Coast, central NJ. 

Talk to me here or internationalfirewood (at) gmail etc.

Thanks !!

Sorry,

Double post. 

This has never happened before 

>>> GaryFish...tell me more! 

here's a couple links for ya, RickP ... email is in my profile if ya wanna contact me

http://www.mattolesalmon.org/

http://www.mattole.org/

I'm a special ed teacher

>>>>>& I really can't stand dealing with either architects or code officials

Lol.

((((Scarlet))))

I'm an authorized dealer for Chickentown Industries. 

Disco Stu,

I sent you an email.

Thanks Van Atom, 

Appreciate the information. The Kustom K-200 is an awesome artifact. I actually bought it from my auto mechanic about 1990. It came with a bigass tuck n' roll Naugahyde cabinet with three 12"  Jensen speakers. It was incredibly LOUD like shatter the windows LOUD.

Even back then it had a few crackles and pops, needed a good cleaning. I never did play it much as it was just over the top in a human dwelling. Now I'd like to see it run once again.

I Am an Electrical Contractor Wiring The World .I worked and ushered with BGP off and on over the years .I was also in charge of all power and  electrical At Reggae On The River for 23 years and in charge of electrical for numerous other concerts we put on  in the emerald triangle .We specializes in Solar Off Grid And Grid Tie .Go solar save money and the planet

I'm a safety engineer currently with a factory that manufactures electrical transformers. I've been doing Safety and Environmental work for almost 30 years in different industries-toxic waste cleanup, oil fields and refineries, solar startups, medical waste consulting and, manufacturing. Now i've added Uber driver to my current workload.

I distribute carbon, stainless and alloy piping material 

>>>>>& I really can't stand dealing with either architects or code officials  lol

If you've ever dealt with either you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about