What A Pasny Ass Snowflake!!!!!!

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Just heard that Texas's Abbott has ordered the flags back at full mast during Trump inauguration.

I guess the big strong cheeto can't have his sensitive little feeling hurt.

Waaaaaaa  Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really have to get outa here!

Everything sucks bigger in Texas.

It'd be strange timing if an asteroid the size and shape of Texas slams into Texas on inauguration day.  ;)