Whats the grossest thing you have ever eaten?

Calf Brains.  The texture was awfully hard for me to take.

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I accidentally chewed up a whole clove in the holiday ham one year. I probably drank six cokes and ate a dozen rolls trying to get the taste off my tongue. 

once i was mowing down a bag of nacho cheese doritos....

and i happened on a huge chunk of the pure powdery flavor stuff.... it was like a golf ball size, and it got in my mouth, and a fair amount of it went down.... so salty..

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crack whore pussy

(just kidding)

When I was a kid, I ate meat.  Yup.  Rotting decomposing flesh from a corpse....doesnt get much more gross than that!

There was that one cactus that was pretty bitter.....

But I'd feel disrespectful calling it gross.

McDonalds food- or maybe Jack in the Box

White Castle...

Many years ago on a dare I ate a beef bouillon cube.  I still shiver to think of it.

Everything and anything that's not Organically grown, grass fed or wild.

EEEEWWWWWWWWW!

Blood sausage, and once I was on my way to an oil field job.  100 degrees plus that fateful day.  Stopped at a crappy convenient store on the way, and picked up a bag of Doritos.  Started eating them on my way to the job.  They tasted a little stale, and funky, but I was hungry.  When I got to the job I continued eating them.  The chips started tasting worse.  I found a small hole in the bottom of the bag.  Guess what a mouse had been in the bag.  I was eating mouse shit.  I immediately started puking.  My God I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth.  Yes I have eaten mouse shit.  Now when it comes to the nectar of the God's it is not urine.  .  

last night i had a wonderful steak, and im all the healthier for it yoda...... its too bad you cant enjoy it...

It's a toss up between boiled Okra, Chinese Bitter Melon and an unripe Hachiya Persimmon.

But also all that fast food referenced above that tastes like fried asshole.

Uni.

{{{fried asshole}}}

Fried Asshole?

"Holy Shitsnacks Archer."

Oh hell yes - Uni tastes like the ocean smells at low tied in a Jersey Swamp.

I am not a fan of Feta Cheese either - I refer to it as "Fetid Cheese."

Everyone knows you don't fry an asshole - you braise it ever so slowly in red wine and herbs.

Or so I've heard.

one approaches the braising of the asshole carefully...... it needs to be gently massaged and worked up to..... even then, the whole process can go totally wrong. eye contact is critical.. and trust...... lots and lots of trust....

Sea cucumber.

Ate a milk bone when I was a kid.

Kid gave me a jellybean last night that was "canned dog food" flavor. wtf!?

I had a deer meat lasagna once that was pretty rank.

<<<{{{fried asshole}}}

lets leave calamari out of this

Those Harry Potter jelly belly beans.  Some kid got me to try one and I nearly hurled.  I can't remember if it was "vomit" or "old garbage can."

It really was like putting vomit/bottom-of-the-garbage-can-crud into my mouth.

>> Many years ago on a dare I ate a beef bouillon cube.

I used to sneak bouillon cubes all the time as a kid.

I too ate one of those vomit flavored jelly beans from the Harry Potter series at the Jelly Belly Factory in Fairfield, CA.,

Gag.......

whole lotta Rosie

menudo's pretty gnarly...

Fried asshole? Braised asshole? No wonder it was gross.

The proper way to prepare asshole is to place them carefully in a sauce pan, cover them with stock, place over medium high heat and cook the shit out of them.....................

Hi everyone, first time poster, long time lurker.

Please be gentle............

I love menudo, Hall.

Welcome, RocknRye.

And the grossest thing I ever ate was steak and kidney pie. Tasted like a huge pile of chewy steaming piss. The stuffed pig stomach was a close runner up too. I was raised with a Pennsylvania Dutch influence, so we ate many many strange things that the general population did not. Brains, cornmeal mush, pig's feet jelly. I'm not making this stuff up. 

yeah, had a gross shepherds pie at a pub in London once... tasted just like gravy train dog food smells (with the hot water added).

rocky mtn. oysters w/ nick...

Judit, is it the flavor, the consistency, or both?  not into the rubber factor and knowing it's intestines/stomach/(anus?)... same reason I won't eat fried calamari unless I'm near the coast and there are tentacles mixed in with the strips so I know it came from the sea.

Turtle, you know those didn't come off of a bull, right?

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>>>>>>>vomit flavored jelly beans

have you ever tried ..NEW nosehair flavor ..?

Beondegi

papaya smells like gurch

Mary Jane candy during Halloween. Being kids at the time, we would throw them back at the house after they closed the door.I can't believe they still make them,but I think people have wised up not to hand them out for Halloween anymore.

Hall, I like it all. I like the chewy and spongy textures, and the flavor.

Except the anus. :)

::shudder::

Sea Cucumber. I thought it was going to be a  vegetable, not a slug. 

A piece of a ghost pepper....needed milk for that

I accidentally took a swig from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray.  That was pretty nasty, but not as nasty as a dude I saw mixup his beer can with his spit can. 

A handful of marshmallows. Just plain white ones out of a bag.

I was 7 and threw them up immediately into the bushes in front of the neighbor's house who'd given them to me. In all fairness, she was trying to be nice and the other kids thought they were yummy.

Have never been able to stomach marshmallows since.

 mixup his beer can with his spit can<<<

I hate when that happens.

Why does it not surprise me that Turts, and Nick ate cow balls together?  

chrissy, you know about your experience eating mouse poop... well there was a fair amount of mouse pee pee soaked into those doritoes... and so.. its not the first time you  ate pee.....

Sand.  My beer can had fallen over, and when I picked it up I thought it was foaming over so I quickly slurped it all up.  Turns out a bunch of sand had stuck to the wet can. Gack gack gack gack gack gack for about 10 minutes.  Picture boy-o literally rolling on the ground in laughter.  Also, those cheap tubes of mexican chorizo, which is not even close to a solid meat product.  And ants.  They were in the cereal and I didn't notice until they floated to the top of the milk.

It's like a delicious sauce for eggs and potatoes. 

 I used to get "farm fresh" eggs and on one occasion I was the recipient of a fertilized egg.   

Even though the embryo was still quite small - about the size of an unshelled pistachio - I found out about it only when I bit the hard boiled egg in half...bought my eggs at the supermarket ever since...

Milk Bone Brand Dog Biscuit

Mmmmm Bone Meal

I love mary jane candies, up until they pull a cap off of your tooth

I had a sleep over, pre teen years and we had a contest on who would eat the wort item. Its been a while but I remember eating coffe grounds and a lego, 4 square one. I believe the winner ate a cigarette butt.

I also swallowed a few gold fish at our catholic festival when I was in 7th grade to get more money to gamble on the dice wheel.

omg... we should have zoner sleep overs.....

oh, wait....... ok , maybe not.

jellyfish salad, just horrble

BJT I am up for a sleep over.  When are you going to book my flight?  

 Any burger w lettuce wimp

also humans in pusan south korea Laugh at everyone = they Eat the Gnarl.

Frogs legs, it tasted like fishy chicken....it was at a Chinese buffet...

Frogs legs, it tasted like fishy chicken<<

Had them on the QE II.  Exactly like Swanson frozen chicken.

Chicken feet at DimSum.  Otherwise there was the time we had an ugly food contest at a supermarket in Chicago.  We each had 10 minutes to come up with the ugliest food in the store. I thought I was winning until a woman saw me holding it. She said "Yall eat hog maws? I love hog maws!"  I felt kind of bad. 

Hung-ah, while in Korea.  It's fermented skate, basically rotting.  Oooopha.   Or the bundeggi, boiled silkworm larvae.  Smells like sweat socks boiled in ass.

Beondegi

We know TH's is ass ^_^

I can't think of anything disgusting that I've eaten but I DID drink a gallon of milk once in under 5 minutes.  I was about 14 and at a kool-kidz party with some older kids on my hockey team... had to run out and projectile vomit out in the road.  

Hey Jay

You get out to Colorado in November? 

That's it McDoobie.  

Friend went to Mongolia, came back with a couple bottles of the local booze from the area he visited- fermented mare's milk.  Mmmmm....chewy....only did one shot.  That was enough.

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tequila worm

it wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be, i figured i would puke but i didn't

>>You get out to Colorado in November? 

I did.  I had a lot of fun... it's really nice and sunny out that way.

This was taken at Garden of the Gods

^This makes me want to visit the Fuzzbuskets!!!

Looks amazing!

Shit cheese. Grabbed a cube off a tray at a party and thought "This tastes exactly like shit."

"Gross" is a very subjective term. I had a hard time eating Goat's Head soup with the goat's head looking right back at me. That was in Rabat, Morocco,in the 80's and I was a guest at a family post-Ramadan feast so I felt impolite if I didn't eat some of it. My Swiss traveling friend wouldn't go near it though. But the after dinner 'shish was pretty delightful!

Honestly, far worse was when I recently drunkenly consumed a 7/11 ratburger. Nasty shit.

^^^

Nice pic J. You look happy. 

I had duck feet once. Only once.  The chinese eat everything.  Beef Tendons in chili sauce wasn't very good either.

For me it's a toss up between a chunk of gristly pig snout; that still had charred hair on it and a balut. Both were during my navy days  back in the PI and both after several San Miguels.

Had the chance to eat balut, but just could't do it. Hats off to you.

99 cent hot dog from Jia-ali(sp) 

Fucking nasty thing had a knuckle in it. 

Southwest Philly Cheesesteak at Buffalo Wild Wings :(

YUCK!

Gort Juice

Re goat's head soup:

There's one in every bowl?

Or is it communal?

Pink slime- cleverly disguised as a chicken nugget.

Last night had a big bowl of PHO with tripe and beef tendon.

Could do the tripe but not the tendon.

I heard asian voices in my head yelling "But that's the best part"....................