What's In Your Pandemic Kit ?

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Recently stocked up on all kinds of canned and dry edible goods, as well as hand sanitizer, face masks, water, gasoline and a few spare propane tanks. World At War + Have Gun Will Travel dvd box sets.  Thats pretty much it.

A can of Lysol, a case of powdered Bearnaise sauce and a crate of I can't Believe Its not Butter.

The -- plenty of good weed + a fridge full of Irish Scottish and English ales - and German pilsners, goes without saying  

there's no way ras smokes good weed. 

No TP ? Hahaaaa

Funny seeing all the trumpers clearing out the shelves in a mad rush at the markets today, after finally hearing a bit of corona truth from the frumpster. Smart folks been stocked up for weeks.

Why do you need toilet paper again for a respiratory virus?

I've been wondering about the toilet paper question for a couple of days - I think it's possibly because people are worried that they won't be able to go shopping because they're in quarantine or because they're too sick.

Isn't it obvious ?  In case you run out of rolling papers. Ya never know how long these quarantine things are gonna last

 The novel coronavirus also includes some GI issue, Racket. To put it bluntly, most infected  people report getting the shits..

 

But the TP hording is more about panic buying - folks who are afraid to leave their homes to shop when the pandemic gets really bad. 

 

 

Oddly enough, dried black beans are completely sold out. As a vegan, I actually cook black bean stew regularly and had run out of beans before the panic shoppers got them all. Still some rice on the shelves but no black beans. Amazon is price gouging the black beans. 

 

 

Oreganol P73 -- Been dosing w/ it daily since returning from DNB run -- haven't been allowed to go to office as I have cold symptoms, but no fever. 

Filling out a Telework Agreement now. 

I already have cabin fever.

GD 1969 Fillmore Box Set. The pandemic will be over before some of those Dark Stars...

 

Be safe VLZ!

Will trade Tequila for black beans, if necessary..

about 30 assorted cans of soup, chili and beans

10 cans assorted fruit

dry rice, pinto beans, lentils

pickled cukes, peppers and green beans

3lbs prunes

box rasins

bunch of chicken stock

pb+j

10 fancy ramens

8 annies mac and cheese

10 assorted ready rice

13 cans oil packed tuna

2 cans oil packed sardines

bunch of crackers granola and cereal

costco sized salt+pepper and a fresh box of maldon flakes

buttload of sausage, bacon and salami

10 packs spaghetti

6 jars tomato sauce

2 jars pesto

4lbs shelled peanuts

30gal bottled spring water

3gal lemonade

1gal raspberry lemonade

2gal pinapple orange juice

4 large bottles pique from sol food

bottle of acid

100 modafinil

10 benzedrex inhalers

1kg kratom

couple grams of philosophers stones

1-1.5lbs assorted cannabis strains

solar array + battery bank

gas + propane stockpile

3000w generator

well w/ potable water

 

and i only bought a normal human being amount of tp because my ass is not some magically endless fountain of shit smears like some peoples seem to be

i didnt see anyone buying any storable food last time i went to down, just some dumb cunt w a cart full of tp and paper towels

this is also good motivation to get my veggie garden going and plant my opium poppies

< my ass is not some magically endless fountain of shit 

Maybe not but the implied imagery is pretty funny.

And some ass's are bigger than others like one'a them gov't mules

^ if this thing doesn't pan out, PARTY over Larry's!

(I had to google modafinil, cause I'm not up on that)

< 1-1.5lbs assorted cannabis strains

1 month supply, that's if no company.  

>>>   bottle of acid

 

yes

 

Ras, load mobdro on smart tv....world at war station! 

 

My kit...bleach, edibles, and boomers...

 

And im sober....lol...just gotta be prepared!

 

And, if you didnt know...the toilet paper is just because the media is literally scaring the shit out of us....

 

Be kind, be smart, love your loved onez, and be good to your neighbor...

 

And ........... turn it up to 11....

And, if you didnt know...the toilet paper is just because the media is literally scaring the shit out of us....

everything i bought is due to concern over public/government response and panic...im pretty healthy, live in isolation, and rarely get sick. im not really worried at all about getting sick, im worried about potential lockdown type situations or limited availability of essentials. i live over an hour from town, dont really talk to anyone or have any community ties and want to be prepared.

most of what i bought i will eat throughout the year anyway, and alot of the canned stuff i wont eat can be donated, so although i spent a bunch of money, ill save lots on groceries over the next few months even if this thing dies out and we return to normal.

aside from a lil stockpile of benzedrex inhalers i had all the drugs before so idk if that even counts. ras, 1 month? lol...as many of my older friends said would happen, right around my 30th birthday my weed consumption went down alot. i still smoke every day, just not as much. i took my stash from our crop last year and it is designed to last until june-july when our summer harvests will be coming down.

And some ass's are bigger than others like one'a them gov't mules

i wonder how many pounds of ribs warren haynes has stockpiled

3/4 z

10-pack of guitar strings

rack of babybacks

Perhaps a contrarian view but I really wish about 20% of Americans would die. Perhaps more. A disgusting base of humanity. 

Good advice here 

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we have been wondering if our 10 rolls of tp would suffice

we decided: yes

stores aren't closing, y'all

folks been shopping like they were locking up forever after they left

went to walmart to see what was up

people are so fucking dreadful

 

fun sidenote: as I arrived, a mom and teenaged son were filling the back of their SUV with 20oz diet dr peppers. like 20 6 packs. #epic

 

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Extra canned soups and beans 

extra meat pasta Mac and cheese 

extra organic brown rice and a huge bucket of oh shit white rice 

parmalat shelvable horizon 1% a box of powdered milk 

water 

fishing pole , sling shot , buck knife

Am/fm radio 

charged power stations 

batteries flashlights lantern 

propane 

I didn’t buy a gun but I’ve been thinking about it 

 

Stores were depressing around here yesterday. I'm pretty well stocked-up but went just to have a look. People seem shell-shocked, picking through the very few items left on the shelves by noon. If it doesn't turn around soon, more people will need help. Be good people.