Where'd you get that stuff? The landfill, man.

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Can't make this stuff up. https://www.ksl.com/article/50887775/2-utah-men-dug-up-police-confiscate...

Another "shake yer head" story from the beehive state. 

He got greedy. 

Utah is one of the favorites for MLB expansion?  

During a search of the property, police say a safe was found inside a dog house in the backyard that contained meth. Approximately 4 1/2 pounds of meth was found in the dog house

The dog was found 21 miles away, still running hard...

That's methed up.

(((((((((  Recycling  ))))))))))

They noted even the dog house was twitching.

Breaking Trash

> in addition to $30,000 worth of heroin and various amounts of fentanyl pills, <

junk yard dog

>Approximately 4 1/2 pounds of meth was found in the dog house with an estimated street value of $400,000,.... An additional $51,000 worth of ecstasy was also found in addition to $30,000 worth of heroin and various amounts of fentanyl pills, psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana, according to the affidavit.<

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why the fuck are they burying it at the dump?

That was one of the puzzling things for me, Jill. Amazingly careless and stupid. But it IS rural Utah, so.....not a surprise. Now they'll ask the federal gubmit they hate so much to buy them an incinerator. 

mmmmm, toxic fumes!