Word Assassination Game

Malaprops, Malaprops, Malaprops

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
   Dan Quayle, Vice President​

"This is unparalyzed in the state's history."
   Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House

"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."
   Richard Daley, former Chicago mayor

"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world, you know, people focus on the process and not results."

"The law I sign today directs new funds... to the task of collecting vital intelligence... on weapons of mass production."

"It will take time to restore chaos and order."

"They have miscalculated me as a leader."

"Natural gas is hemispheric... because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

"We are making steadfast progress."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."

   George W. Bush

http://www.fun-with-words.com/mala_famous.html

“Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.” – Former NBA player David Thompson

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.” – former NC State basketball player Charles Shackleford

https://www.sportsbettingdime.com/news/top-15-dumbest-athlete-quotes/