You can always call in Eugene to work.

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Ever feel like not going into to work but you're not ill, sick, not really a headache or stomach virus? DON'T feel guilty, just call in Eugene to work. They'll understand and aappreciate you for it. 

Sincerely, 541.

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Isn't working in Eugene like walking in L.A.?

I prefer the eye problem excuse - just couldn't see going to work.

Slacker, is that a mug shot of a zoner?

it also looks slightly like a young, ginger Charles Manson.

I think he's from ThePhilzone.net.

the roughed up ginger picture is pretty funny

Is his hair beginning to dread?

Don't you have to have a job to begin with, to "call in"? 

Fuck a job

A job ain't nothing but work

 

Fuck yo couch 

Sheikh James, Bitch!