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House where family of 4 died sells in days for $700,000 over asking

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/san-francisco-house-where-family-181...

You have to step over a pile of shit on Market 

Tu lan is STILL open

BART stops in the tunnel

Naked Bike riders pass you by

The Embarcadero is full of tourists

 

There's flowers in their hair & Fentanyl in the air

You walk up the hill after Vezuvios and realize you're in the most beautiful city in the US

Well, it is a really nice house.

Love the Vesuvios comment, so true! 

..when your compact rental car is 4 inches longer than most of the available parking spaces on the street, especially out in the Avenues.

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49 Square Miles Surrounded By Reality

~ Paul Kantner

When your landlord murders you because they want to sell the house you live in and don't want to pay the relocation fee. 

https://missionlocal.org/2026/05/sf-outer-sunset-shooting-suspect/

 

When I lived in SF our landlord was a nice older Palestinian guy. He gave us our full deposit back, plus10% interest when we moved out.  

You understand that San Francisco is the Jewel of the Pacific, the Paris of the West. the Gateway to the Orient, the Birthplace of the United Nations, the Capital of the United Federation of Planets!

San Francisco ROCKS!

 

Yeah, that landlord story could happen pretty much anywhere.

Now THIS is an only in San Francisco story...

https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/daniel-lurie-adult-fil...

Except he's the only landlord who ever paid interest on our deposit :)