Zoner swap

1. Knotesau for PJ
2. Joe Deadfast for OG

1. Knotesau for PJ
2. Joe Deadfast for OG

3. Judit for Bret

I was thinking about swapping BrianK for 4Winds, but Dogman would work too.

Nice thread, Heathers.

I think it's cute that Mikee keeps seeking my attention.

You're one of many, Brian. Don't let it go to your head.

1. Knotesau for PJ
2. Joe Deadfast for OG
3. Judit for Bret
4. BrianK for Dogman, Ateix, or 4Winds
5. Seadoggie for Mike W
6. Thom for Brent Kliss

693 people lurk. Your wish has come true.

If you traded me for Dog, who would he take on as his new muse?

Sixer's not on the auction block (yet), so Dogman could probably find inspiration there as he did in the past.

So who would you trade, Brian, and for whom?

7. hounder for brick

8. Ender for Coolchick.

I am posting what I want, just not necessarily about the topic. I value each and every one of you for who you are and wouldn't trade anyone.

I just got flat out released....

Musta been i salary cap issue...ya, im sure thats what it was....

New Negman for Old Negman

Anybody for Fritz...

I'd swap this swap for a Zoner Schwap.

A pool cleaner for a chef

thom for any non-racist zoner. 

I wouldn't replace Brian d with anyone and i know he would say the same about me.  

Brian D for Nick?

Just kidding. Nick is an asshole, apparently even his friends don't want him here ^^

I miss Nick calling you a dark arts witch dise. That used to flip you out pretty good. In all honesty he is too good for viva. 

> a Zoner Schwap

I don't recall seeing Schwap in the zoner lexicon. Definition, please?

That never bothered me, I thought it was funny. He was humping corpses and all that so no wonder he had weird ideas about strangers from the internet.You'd be surprised though how many people thought it was real and asked me about it all concerned. *Graivey voice* Yeah I drink the blood of my enemies, what now bro?

Anyone remember when nick went 51/50 and his friends came here to sell his tickets because he was off nutting out? Good times. I miss that level of comedy, frankly jr is so unfunny and drama hangry these days I wonder if Brian K isn't using his handle most of the time. There's just the faintest tinge of buttsore to his posts that seem so BK...what happened to you, jr? I swear to god. It's like you moved to Illinois or something and grew a vagina where your mouth used to be..

Ha ha good stuff dise. Nope, holding it down and keeping it real up here in the sea hood. 

And agreed regarding Brian k. I tried to get close but just too much drama even for my taste.  Good guy but jeesh. 

Seriously. What's up that guy's ass? He hasn't been the same since he got dogman banned.

It was the dicks. Dude must have eaten at least a thousand of them, maybe more.

Any criticism of style, coming from JR, is just stupid. Neither style nor substance from that dude. Good drama though.

Nice try Dise. Same question: what the hell happened to you? Are you just in spinster mode? Maybe you and I should have our own folder, for has beens and never was'.

I got the guy banned? Damn, I must be badass!

St. Mark nails it. This is why you were ZOTY. Bravo!

What's your email Brian? 

Awe, JR needs attention. How cute and sweet. 

Maybe you and Mark can share a juice box or two 

[email protected]

Oh look. Bunk Bed Bobby is here.

Sweet.

Maybe we can trade me for TC.

Lil Tulsa was breastfed until his was four.

Just a fun Zone fact for you guys.

Ya, but it was only 3.2 milk...so, theres that

I'll swap any of you bastards for some tasty waves, and a cool buzz.

Me for Sideshow Mel

> Maybe we can trade me for TC.

Sorry, Brian, but Tulsa sez he won't be traded for anyone but Hoover.

What now, bro?

So glad to see it gaining traction...thanks again for the beers, Mark. 

> I'll swap any of you bastards for some tasty waves, and a cool buzz.

That's enough out of you, Spicoli.

(((vampire games)))

He won't get Hoover, but how about if we sweeten the deal to me and Dise?

If you can work out a deal with Dise, Brian, the group will take your proposal under consideration. Good luck with that.

Dise is a perennial A Lister and an all-time Philzone great.

There will be no trades talks involving her, or any other A List Zoner. 

>>He hasn't been the same since he got dogman banned.

Dog is banned?

This isn't what i was hoping for at all  /:

Ok i gave up after *what Judit said

Also; i value you, BrianK. And BrianD ! Don't think there's a zoner Brian i don't love

Is that A List on a GoogleDoc somewhere?

It's filed in a secret vault buried underneath the Great Sphinx, Brian K. Edgar Cayce wrote about it in the 20's.

Honestly, I've never wished that someone was gone from here, let alone banned. Sure, some people can be annoying at times, but that's my problem; not theirs. If some people don't like me, fuck 'em. They want me gone? Too bad, I'm here.They don't like my, style or what I have to say? Skip the fuck over it or don't.

Now, if someone wanted to pay me directly to cancel my account, I'm open for negotiations.

From Edgar Cayce:

In the one before this we find again in this same land now called Egypt (this before the mountains rose in the south, and when the waters called the Nile then emptied into what is now the Atlantic Ocean). In those periods when the first change had come in the position of the land, when the Nile (or Nole, then) emptied into what is now the Atlantic Ocean, on the Congo end of the country. What is now as the Sahara was a fertile land. A sacred scroll containing the names of all the A List Zoners is buried in a secret​ vault lying​ beneath the paws of the Great Sphinx​.

IT was definitely alluded to in Edgar Cayce's "On Atlantis." In fact, that title was probably a hidden name for "On A List."

I'm actually on Edgar Cayce's A.R.E. website right now.

Place is a gold mine of weird. 

https://www.edgarcayce.org

I read a bunch of his stuff way back when. He was definitely an idea guy.

Interesting man, no doubt.

His ancient geography readings are genuinely fascinating.

Totally True Zoner Mythology? I like it.

((( Totally True Myths )))

I read on his Website that he predicted WWII in 1935. That was no great feat, seeing as how virtually everyone at Versailles predicted WWII within 20 or so years.

This thread is so bad even Timmy isn't posting in it.

But that didn't stop us from posting in it, did it Six?

Remember when Carson did the "that pz thread was sooooo bad....." jokes?

Ya, me neither, but...i read about it once

I've noticed that mike has had a sharp knife lately. Just wanted you to know that I knew. 

Jawbone,  my inbox always fills up with messages re you during plf cap theater dates. 

Im sure it does, j.r., im sure it does...your east coast buds, my biggest fans, are always wondering about my sched...i know...its rough...and you, if anyone can, can relate to the tortures of being so god damn popular...

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, JR, but you probably knew that too.

>>But that didn't stop us from posting in it, did it Six?

I'm nobody special, so I don't count.