Zoner Updates

Nick txtd me re: dso @ rr

Cryppie is skiing and occasionally blowing stuff up for purly recreational purposes. Always good to hear from him.

My sources have also informed me that MikeW remains fabulous, even in the face of ever-encroaching gentrification. He will return to the zone when the zone needs him the most.

Doofs took his Uber driving fortune and opened a multicultural commune on a barren and highly radioactive plot of land outside of Livermore, CA. He hosts open mic nights every Monday.

Tulsa Chris probably has the herps.

Stever purchased a sweatband from eBay which was allegedly worn by Steph Curry during the NBA Finals. It sits prominently among other items on his GS Warriors shrine. 

John K. is touring bars and food courts across the country this winter. 

JLP retired to a small organic farm with her husband and is currently writing a novel about her tumultuous relationship with SS Bob titled 'Dance With Me, Rainman'.

Fog was mauled by a black bear while attempting to remove its paws with a small ceremonial hacksaw. He did not survive his injuries.

Timmy Hoover created a profile on LinkedIn and is currently trolling unemployed magazine editors. 

Jug is expecting his 7th child in August. 

Schnee opened a rehabilitation center in FL for former zoners.

Duke was elected to the Texas state legislature and is currently co-sponsoring a bill outlawing idiocy.

Six is being cared for by his loving wife after suffering a nervous breakdown last November. He refuses to sit anywhere but in front of his favorite window.

>>Did Java Dave ever do the push ups?

certainly hope so, but I also miss hearing about it!

film must exist somewhere

that some comedy gold right there

The push-up thing was the end of old Dave huh?

Jakeshair is still receding.  

Hall is still a stud.

CosmicOkie is playing PS4.

Lynn is making jam.

Sideshow is organizing his socks by lightest black to darkest black.

Turtle is getting waves snaked by Kelly Slater.

Jughead is expecting his 8th child (updated from the time of St Marks post)

Those open mic nights are ragers.

Lol Timmy and Mark.

B, tell the fuckin' story already.

Nick opened a petting zoo in the greater Denver area.

Mandy broke his mirror and bad luck ensued.

Keyshawn and CC got hitched.

Lynn was finally reimbursed for the long lost bag when Bobby moved back to the NE.  Dark Side of The Moon underwear made the rounds as well.

Brian d is about a month away from finishing his captivating cd thread.  He's starting a new project cataloging and reviewing his Beanie Baby collection!

I would make a tasteless update on Canyon Critter's Furthurfest DVD, but that would be tasteless.

^ lol, he seemed nice enough, but yeah what a blast from the past.

im really glad i got to meet mikew and hit some NYC jazz shows with him before he left the zone. we used to get at each other's throats pretty hard, it was some of the more ruthless posting i have ever seen in my time on the zone, but in person it was immediately understood that even if we actually were a little mad at each other, it was all mean spirited fun and trolling, and regardless of the black screen, in person we are just two guys who love musical improvisation and psychedelics and we really got on great and had a bunch of fun - he does kinda talk alot but other than that he is very different than his PZ persona.    

My sources have also informed me that MikeW remains fabulous

as far as i can tell that guy will be fabulous until his last moment!

Funny stuff here... !!









...and Mike  IS  always Mr Fabulous ((( at least in my phone contacts that what it says...;) )))  !!





 

Does anybody know if Mikew and The Mayor are still living together?

caitlyn murphy is now a dog breeder

mikesgirl is working for phish

I'd love to see MikeW return. He was a wise zoner, imo.

MikeW is totally fabulous as are most of the zoners who are long gone.. I keep popping back in here from time to time but ehh, half the time when i do i get ignored or trolled so i'll stick with the facebook group i found a few months ago that so reminds me so much of the old zone..

Bummer deal for Viva, Scarlet. I enjoy seeing you post in here. But I can certainly understand what you said.

I'm not on FB so I don't see the other group. Say "hey" to 'em.     

It's probably my fault.

Why would you feel guilt?

Strangha ~ I pop in now and then but feel like I don't really know anyone anymore and it seems like a tight knit west coast group now. no worries, I'm here now and again.. you can't get rid of me that easily!

also the fb page is not the pz facebook page, but a different GD fan page..

Mike W lives on the Mayor's land on weekends. Hitches rides there.

Because I say the most awful and heinous shit, Jaz. I'm a fucking meanie.

I don't know about that, but you may have the award for most time outs without a perma-ban. That's a hell of an accomplishment.

How many were there? What were they for? Have you ever crossed the line that I crossed? 

Double

At least 3. Pornographic peppers. It ain't illegal unless you're caught.

You'll be happy to know my next ban will be permanent. 

I don't know what it will be for. Probably for posting black eyed ginger one more time. 

Never happy to know that stuff.

Maybe just post pics of Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas?

They don't make me laugh and laughter is important to health. 

Hi Caryn! We miss you here!