Welcome everybody. Zoners, Lurkers, Posters, Trolls, Cool Kids, Nerds, Freaks, Geeks, .GarbageZone.net, and Deadheads. Hard to believe it's only been one year. Lots of things have happened on and off board. We have a crazy political climate that keeps Thom harder than he's been since 1978. He's had his boner belt tucked like an 8th grader since the inauguration. We've lost a few members but thanks to Slacker we know they're still kind of with us or at least reading what we post and constantly discussing what goes on here. Keep on keeping on Corked Forks we still love you knuckleheads.
We're happy to have 2 time ZOTY St Mark helping out hosting this years Zonies, but remember everyone is welcome to participate but only awards vetted by the actual Zonie Committee will be eligible for the coveted Zonie statue and $25 Applebees gift card.
Happy Holidaze, settle in, grab a beverage and a snack and enjoy the Zonies.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 01:33 pm
The 2nd annual viva zonies,
The 2nd annual viva zonies, brought to you by Levi's, bhang, and liquid blue will b back after these messages with a very special musical performance by the legendary Jeff G
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 01:43 pm
Thanks, Timmy. It's an honor
Welcome back. It's an honor and a privilege to welcome everyone to the 27th annual Zonies.
We have some exciting new categories this year that I know zoners are going to love, including:
Best Leather Vest (Fringe Category)
Most Irrelevant Band Appreciation
TXR Sourdough Champion
Let's get it started.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 01:56 pm
https://youtu.be/Vhhc8t0Qs_g
https://youtu.be/Vhhc8t0Qs_g
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 02:01 pm
Well, that certainly was
Well that certainly was moving. Never has a white male vocalist covered Etta James so convincingly.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 02:42 pm
Chills, folks. Chills.
Chills, folks. Chills
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 02:47 pm
We’re going to start this
We’re going to start this year with a very special lifetime achievement award. This Zoner is dear to my heart, and has gotten under the skin of some of the best all time Zoners ever. I’m talking throwing Lites and Popi into meltdowns that made them come off like a common Doobious.
Nancy, congratulations and never change. You’re one of the good ones. One of the bad ones too.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 03:05 pm
Well deserved, Nanc.
Well deserved, Nanc. Congratulations!
Next up, I'd like to announce a very special award dedicated to a company doing amazing work with fleece vests.
Patagonia? Get up here. You've clothed this community for over 50 years, and you deserve a nod, goddamnit.
THANK YOU PATAGONIA
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 03:21 pm
Folks I am out here in the
Folks I am out here in the Valley of the Gods at what was previously Bears Ears National Monument, and I have to tell you the applause for Patagonia's well-deserved Zonie is so loud we can almost hear it out here in Utah! The handful of people here with their hand-painted signs also went wild for the lifetime achievement accolade awarded Nanc -- as you know, most of these demonstrators are retirement-age white folk, and really identify with the kind online activism that Nanc has devoted so much of her time to.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 03:49 pm
Powerful stuff.
Powerful stuff.
Next up, I'd like to announce the winner of the 2017 Zonie for Most Heartfelt Tribute To David Cassidy:
Cumberlyn.
Lyn, your words in the Cassidy thread were a beautiful reminder of the love and adoration this community felt for a man many of us knew simply as "David Cassidy".
Thank you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 04:43 pm
It was a touching post, and
It was a touching post, and the flying horse picture was a great added bonus.
Now let’s have a moment of reflection for one of the communities biggest losses of the year. We miss you beast.
#dicksoutforbeast
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 04:47 pm
That's right Timmy. I'm sure
That's right Timmy. I'm sure viewers have been wondering why some members here in the audience have been wearing giant areolas taped or stapled to their shirts, and in at least one instance, even sutured directly onto their chest, and it's out of respect for the loss of a true giant. You cast a long shadow, beast, and you are missed.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 06:16 pm
#dicksoutforbeast is
#dicksoutforbeast is currently the top trending hashtag on Twitter.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 07:12 pm
how much were 30 second spots
how much were 30 second spots going for this year?
seems like every other commercial is for skin cream, viagra, or low T supplements....
hope our hosts got some nice goody bags....great job, ....all
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 07:47 pm
Oh shit… this is the actual
Oh shit… this is the actual show…(nice curtains)...wow.. I thought this was the auditions… Sorry.. I was running late… and bad weather delayed my flight. Plus my Uber driver looked shifty so I ignored him and walked over instead… and then snuck in backstage….waltzed right in.. no one even stopped me…anyway I’m here now so I guess I’ll ask you gentlemen up there on the dais… “Hey! Hey You!”
…Ummm, I know it's frowned upon by the authorities, and could be considered in bad taste, but could I nominate myself for Best Feel-Good Husky thread, for “Help Find Homes For My Deceased Sister's Huskies”?
I realize I don’t converse much around here, and I know there has been hundredsmore / thousandsmore Husky threads posted by the Zone’s own Paul Bunyan so I probably don’t stand a chance, and the tread was seriously lacking in malice and biting sarcasm. But I’ve never won anything and it did bring out lots of ((((good vibes))) from compassionate dog lovers all over the black screen. When else do you get to use ((((?
Ok… that’s it… gotta go… I won’t prostate myself in front of such a circus… unless of course… Ahh screw it…..Anyone know where the closest bar is? See ya at the afterparty.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 07:52 pm
Welcome back, everyone.
Welcome back, everyone.
The Zonie for Best Feel-Good Husky Thread goes to...
Alan R!
This is a monumental upset. Well done!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 08:00 pm
Well deserved win Alan -
Well deserved win Alan - there’s barely a dry eye in the house. That was a pretty long standing O too.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skifurthur AMSaddler
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 08:14 pm
Gang,
Gang,
I just received a communique from Anonymous alerting me that they plan on releasing over 1 page of confidential e-mails that prove who have been socks, people who have voted Republican. have never changed their strain and have posters of Bob Weir in bobby shorts mounted on the ceiling above their beds. Supposedly there are even hacked photos of VivaZoners performing sexual acts that are not only illegal in all 50 states but thought to actually be impossible to perform.
I have a feeling that there is some lawyering up going on, even as I type this.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 11:29 pm
fuckin a.... a Zonie.... hole
fuckin a.... a Zonie.... hole-ee shit.. I, I, well...we, yes, WE did it for the dogs! Good dogs...dogs that only eat dogfood and don't run away and don't chase the neighbor's livestock...
and WE are going to partydown at the afterparty..... stick around.....I picked up up a little you-know-what to help us stay up all night. Here, come on in here...no just you... and ok, her, too...is she your sister or your date? No worries. Try a little of this....HEY watch it..that shits from Bret's personal stash leftover from Terrance McKenna's 2012 bash at the 8 x 10. Take it easy with that.... it's early..plenty of awards still to come....alright lets' get outta here and get some Champagne and celebrate. I hear Prince. Must be the music awards. Where's my lighter? Did one of you steal my lighter?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 11:47 pm
Jeethus, wot waz in that? My
Jeethus, wot waz in that? My whole mouf is num. and I'm really starting to sweat....noffin like hallucinating at the Zonies! Turn it up..lowl-dah! Loudah!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lance minimum goad Newberry heathentom
on Monday, December 11, 2017 – 11:57 pm
$25 Applebees gift card???
$25 Applebees gift card???
Damn, the sky's the limit with their "2 for $25" menu!
I gotta' try harder next year.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 12:07 am
Your work during the NBA
Your work during the NBA Playoffs didn't go unnoticed, Lance.
I'm not saying you should start planning your trip to Applebee's now; but I'm not not saying that either.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 06:26 am
>>>>Supposedly there are even
>>>>Supposedly there are even hacked photos of VivaZoners performing sexual acts that are not only illegal in all 50 states but thought to actually be impossible to perform.
Well to be fair I think Negman was still on the cracks at the time, and the dog looks like he's smiling although the photo is a bit grainy. Might be a good one for the ethics committee to decide.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 09:24 am
Hey is there a Rock Med tent
Hey is there a Rock Med tent around here? My "friend" accidentally dipped into the wrong bindle and needs a shot of something calming.
Isn’t there an official Zone doctor around here? I seem to remember some healer dude who prescribed sage sweat-lodges for shark bites, sunflower seeds for overdoses and acupuncture for heart attacks. Where is he? Is he here tonight? Or did we leave him back in the Phil Zone?
Hey buddy, what’s in the black bag? Gimme that [grabs bag and dumps contents out on floor]. WTF? There’s no meds in here… just a bunch of sex toys, comic books, some cassette tapes and Don Rickles’ Book of 1001 Insults For Friends and Lovers. And a bow tie – oh, you must be a presenter. Sorry.
Man, is it me or are these Zonies are moving sloooow for an awards show… Hey, did the lights just dim?
How bout a nurse? Aren’t there a couple of hippie nurses around here? No I don't want some legal CDB. Well, maybe a little. In case of seizures.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 10:17 am
This Zonies is clearly the
This Zonies is clearly the year of the women.
#zoniestoo
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 10:20 am
The Zonies now last for 20
The Zonies now last for 20 days, Alan. Moving on.
Next, I'd like to welcome Brian K to the stage to present the Gloria Steinem Award for Female Excellence in Zoning.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 10:22 am
For what it's worth, it has
For what it's worth, it has been years but there is/was a lot to be said for Applebee's Perfect Margarita.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 10:25 am
>>>>>I won’t prostate myself
>>>>>I won’t prostate myself
Aww, too bad.
Got some rubber gloves right here if you change your mind.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 10:33 am
When can I expect my gift
When can I expect my gift certificate, boys?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 10:42 am
Nancy, gift cards and Zonie
Nancy, gift cards and Zonie statues will arrive in 8-12 weeks, postage due.
We upgraded you to a $25 Loving Hut gift card since you’re a vegan. Enjoy.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 10:54 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch
Thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_NpdAy3WY
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 01:43 pm
The award for Best Breakout
The award for Best Breakout Performance is a coveted award. Some previous Ateix (2014), or Lord Henery (2000) have gone on to do great things for the Zoner community. Other winners like JakeStraw (2012) couldn't handle all the attention that comes with a big Zonie like that. We wish him the best and hope he's not repeating Professor Gillmans class. Again.
This years Zonie for Best Breakout Performance goes to someone who I suspect may have been a former Zoner but nobody knows for sure. His vocal hatred of Italians and Italian Americans at the start of Viva ruffled a few feathers, but because of his vast knowledge of HBOs The Sopranos we know he really likes Italians.
Congratulations Bucky Badger, come on up and say a few words.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: bweir I like cheese jklowan
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 02:24 pm
all I want to know is who's
all I want to know is who's the jortiest
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 02:36 pm
This might call for Jort
This might call for Jort Joust.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 02:37 pm
gotta be a Hudson Valley
gotta be Coyotte, bweir.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: bweir I like cheese jklowan
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 02:37 pm
sounds kinky
sounds kinky
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 02:55 pm
Welcome back, everyone. Wow!
Welcome back, everyone. Wow! Some exciting things happening this year. Next up, we'd like to introduce a new Category for the Zonies: Best Leather Vest (Fringe Category).
Long a staple of trailer parks throughout this majestic land, the leather vest symbolizes economic hardship, animal neglect, alcoholism, and sexually transmitted diseases.
We'll be right back!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 03:00 pm
ME??????
ME??????
omg first of all I’d like thank God, who is responsible for all of us being here. i’d also like to thank my friend who told me about this place and now I’d like to introduce my friend Sacheen Littlefeather, who will continue. Sacheen, go ahead.
Hello. My name is Sacheen Littlefeather. I'm Apache and I am president of the National Native American Affirmative Image Committee. I'm representing Bucky Badger this evening and he has asked me to tell you in a very long speech, which I cannot share with you presently because of time but I will be glad to share with the press afterwards, that he very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award. And the reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians today by the jam band community – excuse me – and on television in movie reruns, and also with recent happenings at Wounded Knee. I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will in the future, our hearts and our understandings will meet with love and generosity. Thank you on behalf of Bucky Badger.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 03:02 pm
classic
classic
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 03:18 pm
Bucky, that's one of the
Bucky, that was one of the finest Zonie acceptance speeches in history.
Absolutely beautiful. Thank you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 03:24 pm
Great speech, Bucky, in a
Great speech, Bucky, in a George C. Scott kind o' way.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 03:29 pm
that's how you do it folks.
that's how you do it folks.
nice work, BB!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – 03:35 pm
Lincoln, JFK, Bucky Badger.
Lincoln, JFK, Bucky Badger. All great orators.
Next up, I'd like to introduce the Zonie for Best Weather Update in a Thread About Weather. This has long been a contentious and highly competitive Category.
And the Zonie goes to...
Judit "Doppler" Tornado!
Come on up here, J!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 11:30 am
Welcome back, everyone. Wow!
Sorry To break it to You St. Snot,
Zonie by laws clearly state, that You can't nominate Your Mom.
Moving right along...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 11:38 am
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Sorry To break it to You St. Snot,
Zonie by laws clearly state, that You can't nominate Your Mom.<<<<<<<
RR6, how did you decide to which words to capitalize in that sentence?
Also, this thread has been nothing but pleasant until your post. So please do move right along.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 11:45 am
Oooof this is like that
Oooof this is like that episode of the sopranos where everyone is having a great time at Livia’s funeral until Janice comes in and fucks it all up by making people say nice things about Livia. smh
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 11:53 am
By laws are by laws.
By laws are by laws.
Sorry
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 03:18 pm
Hey guys, gals...
Hey guys, gals...
Forget that bickering, loosen up that tie and/or corset, and come up to the lighting booth to party. The Zonies are a once a year mandatory celebration. Like a high school reunion and office Christmas party put together, but worse. Sneak up here...no one will miss you. Oh and grab some beers on the way up. Please. Now just relax, kick back and help me entertain this gaggle of displaced Moldovian flight attendants and half-passed out Zoners.
I just taught them to make hand-shadow projections on the rear wall of the auditorium -- they are having a blast even though they don't have the slightest clue who Phil Lesh is.
!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 03:28 pm
Gang I apologize but I'm down
Gang I apologize but I'm down with a cold today and I'm just not up for doing the amount of motorboat it takes to make Zonie magic happen.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 03:44 pm
It’s probably best if we take
It’s probably best if we take a break today after today’s embarrassing trollish start.
Bucky, how did they handle it in that episode of the Sopranos?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 03:47 pm
The Utah audience was nothing
The Utah audience was nothing short of dumbfounded by that strange demonstration -- it brings to mind the cringe-worthy 'Soy Bomb' episode during Dylan's Grammy performance.
My understanding is that proceedings are being temporarily halted while security determines how best to handle these embarrassing, seemingly drunken outbursts.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 04:05 pm
I've been in close contact
I've been in close contact with the Zonie security team today, and I want to assure the audience that any further outburts will be dealt with in the most severe possible way; Judit will be disappointed in you.
That's right. Disappointed.
As for Lady Kanye, obviously we're dealing with some very deep rooted issues there that myself and the other members of the Zonie Committee have decided to treat as a medical issue rather than a security risk.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 04:08 pm
Alright gang, I’m going
Alright gang, I’m going upstairs to party with StoneSculpter.
We’ll pick this back up later.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 06:59 pm
Probably a wise move P-Kid.
Probably a wise move P-Kid. You don't want to be around sick people during the Holidays if you can help it.
This was the Zonies crowd earlier, during the awards ceremony. Although some appear blissful, most seem a little bored, so you might want to pick up the pace a bit.
These are those hoodie / tarp folks in the front row getting riled up, as they realize the awards are on a short hiatus (in honor of all jambands), and they probably will threaten to leave repeatedly. Or worse. Not safe.
Remember though, this is a peace/love scene up here in the lighting booth... which can be pharmaceutically induced if you don't normally have those tendencies. So grab a bag of those UTZ crab-flavored potato chips, some biodegradable rolling papers from the schwag bag, and the liter of Titos (who knew most Moldovians are gluten-free?) that I stashed under the stage and come party.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: comic book colors on a violin river... Cumberlyn
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 10:21 pm
lol...Thanks St Mark !
lol...Thanks St Mark !
I accept on behalf of David's memory, may he be riding the big Carousel in the sky...with all the other clowns !
;)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Frank3 frank3
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 10:50 pm
Lifetime Achievement Award
Lifetime Achievement Award goes to ....
Timmy Hoover !
The name says it all...tim, step up & accept your award. Your work here is amazing.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 10:59 pm
Damn. Alan R. nailed it with
Damn. Alan R. nailed it with that old school box letter 90s font.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – 11:58 pm
Mr Hoover is up in the
Mr Hoover is up in the lighting booth. He's busy playing drinking games and practicing making hand shadow projections with the flight attendants.
One of em, I can't tell who, keeps fucking with a woman down in the audience. She's trying to nonchalantly stroll to the bar, but every few steps...she mysteriously gets swept off her feet. They are all laughing so hard I can't understand a word. I can't see her nametag from here but she looks familiar.
.
Don't worry. If things get out of hand I'll just pull the fire alarm.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 06:55 am
Clearly.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 07:54 am
>>This Zonies is clearly the
>>This Zonies is clearly the year of the women.
Can there be any doubt about that after Timmy received the lifetime achievement award?
Is the award a pair of socks?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:03 am
No Six...
No Six...
Due to the political climate this year, we are trying to be more inclusive.
*The 2017 Zonie Lifetime Achievement Award also includes a coveted HHC (Honorary Hen Club) Membership.
And this fine parting gift...
CONGRATULATIONS !!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:13 am
Lol...i remember when "eating
Lol...I remember when "eating quiche" was a put down in the 80s.
Now, it just dates you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:14 am
Appreciate the sentiment guys
Appreciate the sentiment guys but Nancy already won the lifetime achievement award. We’ll be giving out a few more awards today so everybody stay tuned.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:22 am
RRG - are you really.dating
RRG - are you really dating quiche?
Do you go dutch, or does quiche pay?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 10:20 am
It's time for the Best
It's time for the Best Zoner in A Supporting Role award. This award has been taken home in the past by such big names as Nedb, Bigb, and Medicine Bull. This years award has taken into consideration the actions of this Zoner reaching out between boards to try and broker a peace treaty. He's always willing to go to bat for the least of us.
Give it for Fo6. Get up here and say a few words you big galoot.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 11:47 am
I've just received word Fo6
I've just received word Fo6 is outside dismembering some roadkill. We'll get him up here after he's hosed himself off.
I'd like to present the Zonie for Most Reasonable Zoner. This is a highly prized Zonie that typically has a very, very small nominee pool. This year's Zonie goes to...
Hounder!
Hounder's steady, thoughtful, well reasoned approach to zoning is a most welcome addition to Viva. Come on up here, Hounder!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:07 pm
Next up we have the highly
Next up we have the highly anticipated Thread Of The Year Zonie. This was one of the toughest choices the committee faced. In the end though we went with the thread that was so good it's also a folder.
Congratulations pyramidheat for http://vivalazone.org/other-stuff/cannabis-folder
Lets keep it rolling into 2018!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:16 pm
We'll done, Pyramid!
We'll done, Pyramid!
Next, we'd like to present the Zonie for Best Restaurant Recommendations. This is a highly competitive Zonie that luminaries like Nedb, St. Mark, and MikeW have all won in years past. The 2017 Zonie goes to...
Daylight!
Excellent work, sir.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:19 pm
Next up we have the Zonie for
Next up we have the Zonie for Music Thread Of The Year and it’s no surprise that this early front runner that went the distance won.
Congratulations to Briand for https://www.vivalazone.org/other-stuff/al-zero-every-official-cd-release...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:24 pm
Spreading Zone magic is a
Spreading Zone magic is a full time job. In a world of shitty darkness, it takes a special kind of person to always be positive.
The 2017 Zonie for Most Positive Zoner goes to...
Kenny!
Get up here, KK!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:45 pm
Wow. Somebody pinch me.
Wow. Somebody pinch me.
I gotta say, I've done absolutely nothing to deserve this award. You people must be out of your minds. I have to give a couple of shout outs to my three dogs who keep me grounded and also to tub girl, who gave me a chance when no one else would.
You're welcome.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:50 pm
Thanks hounder, it couldn’t
Thanks hounder, it couldn’t have went to a better Zoner.
Now we have the Zonie for Best Picture Thread; and the Zonie goes to McDoobie for https://www.vivalazone.org/other-stuff/pictures-food
Thanks for all you’ve shared.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:52 pm
Beautiful (and totally
Beautiful (and totally reasonable) words, Hounder. Thank you.
Next up, we have the Zonie for Best Mustache. This is a well-loved Zonie that only the heartiest of zoner mustaches can wield.
And the winner is...
Judit's mustache!
Wow! This is one of the greatest upsets in Zonie history, folks! Never before has a woman won in this category. This represents a cultural sea change that will be felt for generations to come.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:54 pm
((( Jakeshair )))
((( Jakeshair )))
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 12:57 pm
Holy cow, what an absolute
Holy cow, what an absolute dark horse win for Best Mustache! As I can tell you (Best Hair, 2013), there is nothing more rewarding than being recognized for a luscious head of hair, even when that hair is on the lower chin or the upper lip. That is one well-deserved award!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 01:20 pm
Now we'll take a quick break.
Now we'll take a quick break. Enjoy a little music from some Zone Musicians. First up DC6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgsFah1vWIo
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 01:22 pm
Ahhh... jazzy!
Ahhh... jazzy!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 01:30 pm
Good stuff. Next up we’ve
Good stuff. Next up we’ve got a short set by Reefer Canyon
https://youtu.be/DsbzpkcvIcU
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 01:32 pm
Anazing. It's like Pigpen was
Amazing. It's like Pigpen was just in the room.
Alright. Things are really moving along today as we prepare to announce ZOTY, MOTY, and DOTY tomorrow as we conclude the 2017 Zonies.
Next up, I'd like to present The Chancellor. The Chancellor recognizes outstanding achievement in doling out political bitch slaps.
This year's winner is...
Ender!
Ender represents the kind of calm consistency that is largely missing from the indignant culture of partisan insanity that has swept the nation over the past 9 years. His steady pimp hand has been laid down on nutjobs from all corners of the political spectrum; and for that, we honor you. Get up here, Ender!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 02:48 pm
Lion Guy,
Lion Guy,
I wasn't even formally invited to this bash...all I did was steal your booze and eat your food and riffle through a couple fanny packs. But I'm still feeing a strange emptiness inside...then I realized.. You are obviously forgetting the heartfelt contributions of the fairer sex that occasionally post here and inspire the rest of us with their innate civility.... Pause now, put away your cellphones, and pay attention....they have graciously put together a little dance routine for the pleasure of Zoners everywhere:
Since you probably can't afford a lawsuit for sex discrimination, it'd be incumbent upon the powers that be to recognize the contributions of this fine, admittedly small, group of Zoners before they get cranky and demand equal representation.
Based on a general consensus, the fans of the black screen hereby award our cherished dancepartners, soulmates, wives, mistresses and personal guardians (by order of the court) the esteemed Donna Jean award for..... Not Ever Caring If The Toilet Seat Is Up or Down. Wether you are an avowed misogamist or not, let's give a big round of applause for the tolerant Ladies of LaZone!!!
Remember, without them, we's be just be a bunch of sweaty smelly guys raggin on each other (like that other Phil Zone).
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ender
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 03:34 pm
Thanks St Mark. I think we
Thanks St Mark. I think we all miss the duality of Chancellor's calm and polite tone contrasting with his brutal, intellectual put downs. The zone is worse off without him.
I couldn't have done it without the zone's collective, blind belief in all things stupid. So thank you chemtrails, vaccine-autism links, blind party tribalism, healing crystals and multi-colored pictographic vibes.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 04:19 pm
Great job, Ender.
Great job, Ender.
Gang, I've received word from another member of the Zonie Committee that in lieu of her $25 Applebee's gift cards, Judit will be donating her winnings to a Eugene area cat shelter. Awesome stuff.
Alright. Next up is a very special Zonie. Sports is a huge part of Zone culture, and the Sportsman of the Year Zonie is one of our most prestigious awards. I'm proud to announce the 2017 Zonie winner for Sportsman of the Year goes to...
Lance!
Get up here, man!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 04:21 pm
Some really great acceptance
Some really great acceptance speeches in here
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 04:21 pm
Keep the speech short Lance.
Keep the speech short Lance. We’re not afraid to play you off.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 04:39 pm
This next Zonie is near and
This next Zonie is near and dear to my heart. The Zonie for Best Use of an Original Meme goes to...
Slacker!
Slacker's iconic 'Thus' meme continues to bring the laughs whenever it's employed. Come on up here, Slacker!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: tracy usblues
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 05:12 pm
*sniff* dammit, I always cry
*sniff* dammit, I always cry at these things!
Congrats to all the winners. Threads like these really bring us all together.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 05:23 pm
There's a lot of Zonie magic
There's a lot of Zonie magic happening this year, Tracy.
We've seen some unprecedented wins, amazing acceptance speeches, and moving musical performances this year.
Tomorrow, we will award MOTY, DOTY, and ZOTY Zonies to our very worthy 2017 nominees. Tune in; you won't want to miss the exiting conclusion of
The Zonies!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 06:33 pm
haha-this is great. well done
haha-this is great. well done, folks.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 06:46 pm
<<<<Keep the speech short
<<<<Keep the speech short Lance. We’re not afraid to play you off
i love this thread.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 06:54 pm
We're gonna have to close it
We're gonna have to close it down for the night folks. We've been having a good time and hope you have too, however Admin has sent out multiple warning emails that this thread is just to controversial.
Sorry for those that had planned on more Zonies this evening.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: My Name is Bart
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 06:57 pm
Wow! Alan sure picked up his
Wow! Alan sure picked up his game, I think he should be drug tested. Wonder what strain he is on. Them city guys sure are strange.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 07:35 pm
nice tempo to todays zonies..
i miss the up tempo of the old zonies, but i totally understand the decision to not go head to head vs the Colts Broncos game tonite.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thredkilla Fark
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 08:16 pm
WTF?!? I missed The Zonies!
WTF?!? I missed The Zonies! Do I have to read this entire thread to see if I won?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 08:42 pm
jambone double downs
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob drkstrjry
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:01 pm
& now for a string of ad's
& now for a string of ad's for buying an expensive European sports car . . . as a Christmas present . . .
(when did this ever become . . . a Thing?)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob drkstrjry
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:03 pm
>>>>>>> without the zone's
>>>>>>> without the zone's collective, blind belief in all things stupid. So thank you chemtrails, vaccine-autism links, blind party tribalism, healing crystals and multi-colored pictographic vibes
Let's not forget Astrology . . . and Christianity . . . ;)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ender
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:12 pm
I got you Bob. Only
I got you Bob. Only irrational thing I believe in is the Falcon's winning a Superbowl.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:16 pm
It's only irrational until it
It's only irrational until it actually happens, Ender.
Trust me. I know what I'm talking about with this one.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call" Knotesau
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:16 pm
>>>>but i totally understand
>>>>but i totally understand the decision to not go head to head vs the 3 and 10 Colts 4 and 9 Broncos game tonite.
Get help
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits Dise
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 09:52 pm
I was rooting for Hounder but
I was rooting for Hounder but Ender is just as good for zoty. I guess.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 10:05 pm
As it happens the ZOTY is yet
As it happens the ZOTY is yet to be announced. A little birdie tells me there's a BIG surprise in stock for tomorrow, with an accompanying announcement!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits Dise
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 10:12 pm
Sorry man I just skimmed the
Sorry man I just skimmed the thread. Carry on.
go hounder!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ender
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 10:30 pm
>> It's only irrational until
>> It's only irrational until it actually happens, Ender.
I'll celebrate if we make the playoffs!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 10:44 pm
After a long night of
After a long night of negotiations with the Viva Admin Team, I regretfully inform you that Meltdown of the Year (MOTY) has been scratched from tomorrow's broadcast.
In place of the planned ceremony, we will run a YouTube clip celebrating the most beloved cartoons from the 80's.
Thank you for your understanding.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 14, 2017 – 11:35 pm
I need some busfare to get
I need some busfare to get out of here before dark... anyone want to buy a Zonie?
Thank you for letting me crash your party... you really should have better security. The food ws so-so. Free booze ia always good. The only bad news is that I tripped over a cable yesterday and I think I knocked out the PA so I don't think anyone heard anything you said since. Oh and I want to warn one of you guys... things got crazy last night up in the lighting booth and one of the Moldovian flight attendants swears she's pregnant with some Zoner dude's baby and is going on Phil & Bobby tour to find the baby-daddy. Be forewarned.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: KK SpanJam
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 03:14 am
Spreading Zone magic is a
Spreading Zone magic is a full time job. In a world of shitty darkness, it takes a special kind of person to always be positive.
The 2017 Zonie for Most Positive Zoner goes to...
Kenny!
Get up here, KK!>>>>
Funny thread. Way to go guys.
I have a long list of people to thank but before i do i want to accept this Zonie on behalf of all the Phans who keep this music alive.
Long live P$F's, The Q and 4 ever the Grateful Dead!
Now..... I want to thank my parents who ......
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 08:45 am
<<<After a long night of
<<<After a long night of negotiations with the Viva Admin Team
this is why we cant have nice things!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jay Siobud
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 08:55 am
Nice thread.
Nice thread.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 09:08 am
...next, you ll hear theyre
...next, you ll hear theyre cancelling Festivus....sshheesssh...
well, at least we get cartoons...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 09:16 am
Some great work up in here!
Some great work up in here!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 10:04 am
>>this is why we cant have
>>this is why we cant have nice things!
Thus
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 10:13 am
Welcome back, everyone.
Welcome back, everyone. Celebrating the 32nd annual Zonies with you has been an amazing honor.
I want to take a moment to recognize each and every zoner and the contributions you make, both big and small. This community is built on a diverse collection of misfits, each adding something unique and worthwhile to the daily discussion.
Keep the Zone weird. Don't let the voices that ruffle your feathers, or the zoners you disagree with, or the people you call friends be silenced.
You built this community. We built this community. This is our home, and no single zoner gets to decide what it means. Each of us define it with our contributions; and our contributions matter.
And now, please give a warm welcome to Zone icon JeffG, performing Tom Petty's Wildflowers!
https://youtu.be/rwYZPRXuiE8
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 10:24 am
Thank you, Sen. St. Mark (I
Thank you, Sen. St. Mark (I CO). Hard to disagree.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 10:28 am
Oh good. 6 is here to drag
<<<Thus
Oh good. 6 is here to drag his ass on the carpet some more.
Would it hurt you to laugh at yourself a little and have fun with this?
I'm think I'm a shoe in for Conspiracyiest.
It's a new category and might not get aired though.
They prefer it be kept quiet.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 10:40 am
Oh my!
Oh my!
I was agreeing with you and thought your comment was funny.
Perhaps I used thus the wrong way?
I thought it was a funny reaction to your post.
Please accept my apology.
I am laughing at myself
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 10:51 am
Welcome back, everyone. What
Welcome back, everyone. What a beautiful rendition of that classic.
THANK YOU JEFFG
Next, I'd like to present the Albert Hoffman Cycling Award to an accomplished and beloved zoner...
Hall!
Get up here, man!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 11:05 am
Wow, what a wonderful tribute
Wow, what a wonderful tribute to Thom Petty. We lost some important musicians in 2017. Icons who had a significant impact on shaping modern music are among the musicians who died in2017. Tom Petty, The actual King Of Rock And Roll Chuck Berry, Gregg Allman, Allan Holdsworth, and Chris Cornell are just a few of the artists we pay tribute to.
Next up with a tribute to Gregg Alllman give it up for the Mayor of the drunkest county in New York (its true look it up) preforming One Way Out
https://youtu.be/elLNVTSENxQ
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 12:05 pm
Moving on with another
Moving on with another musical number we have Furious E, Mike "Big Baby Jesus" Mulhackney Murdock, and myself preforming Remember O Thou Man a Christmas Carol written by Thomas Ravencroft in the year 1611.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEcJ4fg9-EQ
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 12:22 pm
Hold on folks… Hold on….As
Hold on folks… Hold on….As you know…no gathering around here ends without a Donor Rap. Don't hiss. Don't moan. I know you've heard it before and before... But don't head for the exits just yet...
Because it’s the Zonies, tonight we have a special treat for you… Straight from Marin County (relatively close to Compton if you live in China)… the rap group that started it all.. The meanest bunch of thugs in the jamband scene since the Nitrous Mafia… the five nastiest mo-fo-s since admin banned that Kirley guy and that Charles Gig fellow, and that Zippy dude, and..well, you get the idea... Ross Jame's favorite band to book that aren't his friends:
L - W - A …... LIVERS WITH ATTITUDE!!!
My name is “Liver Head” and fuck Hep C,
Got transplanted…thanks to Co-DEE.
You should call me “OG”, cuz I’m an Old Gallbladder,
If you don’t get a transplant, it ain’t gonna matter.
My name is “Kid Nee” and you really need me,
Ya better find my match, if ya want to pee.
I’m “I Ball” and I’d love to watch some porn wit ya,
But I can’t see a thing, cuz I need a new cornea.
My name don’t matter, just know I’m a Zoner,
So ya better sign up....to be an organ doner.
Cuz us old musicians need new lungs and hearts.
Or you'll wake up in the bathtub missing some of your parts!
***************
Ok..Wow...Thank you L- W- A! You rhyme like Phil Lesh sings...Come up here to take your mandatory bow.
Folks...Did I mention how these compulsory bows have gotten tedious and ridiculous. I mean, football teams don’t bow after a game…... The chefs don’t come out and bow at a restaurant… Jerry never bowed after a show (unless Parrish was holding a mirror at waist level).
And the band always looks like it’s the FIRST time they’ve ever done it.. they all stumble around wondering who to line up next to, so they don’t look too short or too fat or too dumpy… Waiting for the last moment so they can nonchalantly bud in line and position themselves next to Phil or Bobby… I mean just stop it already. We can see your bald spots….
But that's a topic for another day.... Now let's go back to see who won some Zonies!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 01:23 pm
Sorry 6, I read it as passive
Sorry 6, I read it as passive aggressive wordplay but am happy to take your meaning.
Apology accepted and I offer my regrets for an itchy trigger finger.
I try to take people post by post, not letting history color what might be a productive interaction but didnt follow my own rules here.
Rock on.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: bweir I like cheese jklowan
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 01:25 pm
AWESOME!!!
AWESOME WORK!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 01:43 pm
Amazing. My teeth are still
Amazing. My teeth are still vibrating from the sweet sweet One Way Out jam. Great stuff.
It's now time to honor our Zoner Rookie of the Year. This is a well loved honor with many past luminaries who have gone on to do great things.
The winner of the 2017 ROTY is...
Heybrochacho!
Get up here, Heybro!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 01:52 pm
>>Sorry 6, I read it as
>>Sorry 6, I read it as passive aggressive wordplay but am happy to take your meaning.
Not being able to decipher tone is half of my problem here - it's not just my problem either.
>>Apology accepted and I offer my regrets for an itchy trigger finger.
No worries. Maybe we can win the best apology & acceptance zonie with this late entry.
'chacho is a rookie? I thought he has been a longer term zoner. Congrats in any case.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: |-|/-\|_|_ Googlymoogly
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:08 pm
Oh man, where to begin... I
Oh man, where to begin... I mean, just being mentioned in the same breath as the immutable JeffG is possibly the greatest honor anyone could ever imagine receiving.
And my family couldn't (more like wouldn't) be here, so I share this with award with perhaps the greatest ever to do what he does (whatever the fuck that is)... the one and only Bikerfox. Rock on Skullet bruh!
*turns wrong way, collides with presenter*
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:14 pm
I'm sad to say we are winding
I'm sad to say we are winding down.... But we would be remiss if we didn't acknowledge our favorite "Zoners from Hell". This is another write in award. We got hundreds of entries. However, we lost all your ballots so just face your computer screen and shout out who you want it to be...
In the mean time let's thank our presenters.... without them we'd be a pale copy of Phantasy Tour's String Cheese forum...
A big bass bomb to the illustrious, industrious, ever-so-ready with a quip or whip.....St Mark (The Lion)!
I'm pretty sure Rock&Roll goddess sent in this walletsize junior high school yearbook picture of him from her purse, captioned "my little Saint Snark":
But his mom sent in this more saintly one so we'll use it instead: (We don't quite know what to make of his friend in the bottom right corner checking a reindeer's prostrate?)
And speaking of asses... not the person...(well maybe to a couple Zoners).....Man about town, musical savant, denizen of Jersey's finest Emergency Rooms... all around nice guy...the Zone's own Burt Reynolds.... The Prozac Kid (Timmy Hoover):
Thank you all for coming out in these firestorms.. we are thinking Iceland next year, so grab your booties.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:19 pm
Alan-R-Us FTW!
Alan-R-Us FTW!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:21 pm
>> Sorry 6, I read it as
>> Sorry 6, I read it as passive aggressive wordplay but am happy to take your meaning. <<
One conspiracy that HL73 left for dead...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:25 pm
Look at that beautiful man go
Look at that beautiful man go.
Hall. Truly the very best of us. It's an honor to zone with you, sir.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:48 pm
Alright everybody. It's time
Alright everybody. It's time to honor the 2017 DOTY.
This is one of the Zone's highest honors; reserved strictly for the most A of A List zoners. This award represents the very spirit of real zoning. A Zoner who isn't afraid to call it like it is. A zoner who brings magic to every post; grace to every thread. A zoner with the gumption and savvy to piss off 98% of the community, yet remains beloved by all.
Please welcome 12x DOTY...
Timmy Hoover!
Hoovs, get up here!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:52 pm
Speech!!
Speech!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 02:54 pm
Well, I have to say I've kind
Well, I have to say I've kind of come to expect it even if I think there are plenty of bigger douches here than myself but we all know how deadheads are suckers for monotony and tradition so I proudly accept the 2017 DOTY.
Thank you to all the Zoners I couldn't have done it without. Y'all know who you are, or at least I think a few of you might be self aware.
Cheers bitches
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 03:01 pm
Magical, Hoovs. Thanks.
Magical, Hoovs. Thanks.
Alright guys, here's JeffG with another musical interlude to free ya mind and lift ya spirits.
https://youtu.be/KuoDf10DfHk
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 03:01 pm
BRAVO!!!!!! Huzzah!!!
BRAVO!!!!!! Huzzah!!!
BRAVO!
aSome way over due excellent zoning
BRAVO!! (cough) Bravo.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 03:34 pm
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Now, I'd like to introduce Vermont's hottest band; Agents of Doubt performing their hit single 'Fire In Your Eyes'!
https://m.soundcloud.com/agentsofdoubt/fire-in-your-eyes
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 03:54 pm
Thankfully no video exists
Thankfully no video exists lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jonaspond Jonas
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:08 pm
That a cool fucking song. Is
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:14 pm
yes
yes, thank you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: |-|/-\|_|_ Googlymoogly
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:19 pm
Yeah, well done, 6. Reminds
Yeah, well done, 6. Reminds a little of American Woman.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:21 pm
Thanks, Hall. I get what your
Thanks, Hall. I get what you're saying.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: bweir I like cheese jklowan
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:21 pm
Agreed cool tune, really nice
Agreed cool tune, really nice thread guys and gals
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:25 pm
cool tune!
cool tune!
congrats TH, the zones own Tom Brady...love him or hate him...you would want him on your team...
13 DOTY S???
thats dimaggio-like, a record thatll never be broken...one can only strive to be such a douche...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:27 pm
Man, this is a lonnngg show.
Man, this is a lonnngg show. Would it be unreasonable to ask for another bowl of chex mix?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call" Knotesau
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:29 pm
Who gets the '18 Deader Than
Who gets the '18 Deader Than Thou?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 04:46 pm
My T levels just increased
My T levels just increased 5000x listening to that jam. Thanks, Six.
Alright everybody; we're taking a short intermission here. We'll be back around 5:30 eastern for the moment you've all been waiting for
ZOTY 2017
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 05:11 pm
Thanks, Mark. Your post made
Thanks, Mark. Your post made my Friday afternoon better.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 05:36 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. The time has come to name the 2017 Zoner of the Year.
ZOTY represents the pinnacle of zoning. To be named ZOTY ensures you a spot in Zone History; your name carved in a tablet of shining gold.
To present this award, I'd like to welcome to the stage 5x Zoner of the Year; Ateix!
Welcome!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 05:38 pm
WOW. Thank you, St Mark. What
Wow.
What a moment.
Thank you, St Mark. What an honor it is to be here. What a year it's been. The Zone in 2017... I want to reiterate St. Mark's encouragement to give ourselves one big round of applause. We've endured heavy losses, emotional moments, the highs, the lows.. and through it all, we've been there to offer each other vibes, crystal healing, tarot readings, thoughts and prayers, weather reports, spirit quest updates, and other quiet, meaningful moments.
This year we celebrate one of our very best. In a year wracked with turmoil, bad news, fake news, false outrage, and righteous indignation, this Zoner has exhibited a cross-disciplinary mastery of all of these and so much more. More than merely pulling out a Deader-than-thou scorecard, this Zoner has regularly commented on seemingly every live show posted to this forum, claiming to have been there! In the past, she has subtly hinted at having intimately known one of the members of arguably the greatest rock band of all time (we will always love you, Ricky). She has expressed her devotion to pictures of cats, waking up early every day for weeks at a time to post nonsequitors in a variety of threads, completely disregarding the topic at hand, and spent long hours, high ABV drink in hand, perpetually shining that glowing Hudson Valley torch on the dark windy road of the Zone.
Yes, friends, this year I have the great honor of presenting the 2017 Zoner of the Year...
it is my privilege to award the Zonie for ZOTY to one who sports the flared jeans and leather vest better than no other, the Queen of the Harley and Dame of the Highway,
Rock and Roll Goddess!
Get up here and say a few words, RRG! You've earned it!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 05:46 pm
RRG 2017 ZOTY
RRG
2017
ZOTY
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call" Knotesau
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 05:47 pm
This is how we grow.
This is how we grow.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 05:51 pm
:::sitting in the front row,
:::sitting in the front row, wearing a tie dyed tuxedo, nodding approvingly:::
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: O'Toole Foghorn
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 06:18 pm
RRG< RRG< RRG
RRG< RRG< RRG RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg........................
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: O'Toole Foghorn
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 06:18 pm
Nice presentation.
Nice presentation.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 06:33 pm
the crowd is in a frenzy..
The crowd is in a frenzy...rumor has it , she will be down to accept as soon as she is off phone w President Putin.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 07:06 pm
I'll drink to that!
I'll drink to that!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: comic book colors on a violin river... Cumberlyn
on Friday, December 15, 2017 – 10:44 pm
While we wait....can someone
While we wait....can someone pass the dessert mints my way, please ?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 01:38 am
acktest is Johnny Olsen as St
acktest is Johnny Olsen as St, Mark the lion is to Bob Barker.
(Johhny Olson probably had a side radio job as a DJ like the game show host Wink Martindale did)(old jazz)
Still What a fuggin thrill.
Rock and Roll, Rock and Roll Goddess.
Huzzah?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 05:51 am
congrats rrg and all the rest
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 06:46 am
I just want to thank St. Mark
I just want to thank St. Mark again for setting up the opportunity for me to enjoy some compliments on my band's tune from other zoners. That was really sweet of him to do.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 09:02 am
He's not the 8 time ZOTY for
He's not the 8 time ZOTY for nuthin, six.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 09:27 am
True, and I don't think he's
True, and I don't think he's ever been DOTY once.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 10:27 am
We may have a sighting......
We may have a sighting...... apparently a Viva Admin has been dispatched to the scene
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 11:05 am
>>>>True, and I don't think
>>>>True, and I don't think he's ever been DOTY once
I'm starting to wonder if anyone's even allowed to receive that particular award besides Hoover.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 11:13 am
If the shoe fits, you know?
If the shoe fits, you know?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lance minimum goad Newberry heathentom
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 12:46 pm
>>>Sportsman of the Year
>>>Sportsman of the Year Zonie<<<
I won something?
DAMN! IT'S A JIMMY GAROPPOLO MIRACLE!!!
Coming out of summer 2dankdan had to be the front-runner this year, but he disappeared back into his mom's basement because of the epic fail that is the 2017 Oakland Raiders, so I'll take it!
Garoppolo's for ALL!!!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 12:51 pm
What's with the delay in RRG
What's with the delay in RRG's acceptance speech? Kinda disrespectful to the committee if you ask me. I guess it was some afterparty
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call" Knotesau
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 01:03 pm
http://aquariumdrunkard.info
http://aquariumdrunkard.info/upload/Noche%20Salvajes.mp3
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 01:12 pm
Not sure Hounder. Well just
Not sure Hounder. We’ll just move right along.
The Zonie for best One And Done goes to MikeW who graced Viva with his presence for one day, and it took a week to get the smell out of the upholstery.
Congrats to the Greenwich Village Crusader.
He couldn’t be with us today so if anybody wants to speak on his behalf feel free.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 01:13 pm
So I'm still waiting for Rock
So I'm still waiting for Rock and Roll Goddess to show up, because after all these years seeing her Zoner handle I pictured this:
But you guys obviously know her, and the only person in the audience that matches your description is:
I always appreciated her because she liked John Cipollina and was a nurse (that's admirable) but you guys know best.
Will the goddess with the leather vest and cloven hooves please come up to the podium?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 01:24 pm
Perhaps RRG is just pulling a
Perhaps RRG is just pulling a Marlon Brando at the Oscars kind of affair and donating her award to Native Americans. Who knows?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 02:29 pm
This chick heard "rock and
This chick heard "rock and roll" and "goddess" and "cloven hooves" and almost broke her neck running up to the stage.
Don't worry, we had Roger McNamee pay Steve Parrish to eject her.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 03:26 pm
>>>Perhaps RRG is just
>>>Perhaps RRG is just pulling a Marlon Brando at the Oscars kind of affair and donating her award to Native Americans. Who knows
haha that sounds really lame what kind of asshole would do that
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 03:31 pm
Or pulling a Dylan?
Or pulling a Dylan when he snubbed the Nobels.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 03:37 pm
Or maybe they announced the
Or maybe they announced the wrong winner like warren Beatty
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 03:56 pm
REDEMPTION!!!
REDEMPTION!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:33 pm
>>haha that sounds really
Aha. Solid clue there.
>>haha that sounds really lame what kind of asshole would do that
um, Marlon Brando did that
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:41 pm
>>>um, Marlon Brando did that
>>>um, Marlon Brando did that
say whaaaaat? He donated his award to the Indians??? Lol I can only imagine what the acceptance speech sounded like
did you see it all go down?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:43 pm
Yes, I did. It was his best
Yes, I did. It was his best actor Oscar for a little picture called "The Godfather".- and he made no speech.Technically he rejected the award and let a native American spokesperson speak on his behalf.
Here's how it went down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU
It's the reason behind Neil Young's lyric : " Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me."
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:48 pm
Whoa that’s crazy.
Whoa that’s crazy.
I’m personally quite offended by the treatment of Native Americans by the jam band community and I’ve also tried to bring attention to their plight so it’s nice to see other famous artists stepping up.
That woman’s name sounds familiar.
I’ll have to check out “The Godfather” too, sounds interesting.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:49 pm
I thought the Pocahontas
I thought the Pocahontas reference was about that Senator
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:50 pm
In a parallel universe, it is
In a parallel universe, it is.
And by all means check out The Godfather. It's an fairly amusing comedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pV2AxQqZQ
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:53 pm
Hey if you ever win one of
Hey if you ever win one of these awards here it would be funny if you refused it and sent Pocahontas up to accept it instead and you can riff off of the speech that woman did for Brando.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:55 pm
Sure. Why not?
Sure. Why not?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 04:56 pm
It’s been good talking to you
It’s been good talking to you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Saturday, December 16, 2017 – 06:43 pm
lol....again....classic
lol....again....classic
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 04:56 pm
Uh, there’s been a few
Uh, there’s been a few developments. Stay tuned.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:10 pm
Guys, we understand that
Guys, we understand that rumors are spreading across social media regarding possible Zonie disqualifications.
We want to also acknowledge that we hear your concerns, and we are working diligently to address these issues.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:18 pm
We at the Zonie selection
We at the Zonie selection Committee will be working closely with a special panel of nonpartisan former Zoners to look at the evidence decide the best course of action for The Zonies and the community.
Thank you for your patience during this trying time and we will provide updates as we have them.
Also, MikeW and Nick say hi.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:24 pm
Great! I knew it was too good
Great! I knew it was too good to be true. Well, too bad. I already pawned mine and used the money on a half pint of dubrov vodka.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:39 pm
whoa did Telloite and Douche
whoa did Telloite and Douche mess up again???? these award shows are cursed lately
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:41 pm
I don't want to add to the
I don't want to add to the already escalating panic, but it's looking pretty dire.
we're talking everything from wrong envelopes being read, to disqualifications for zoning enhancing substances, to even Russian vote tampering.
Needless to say, the committee's inquiries into all these allegations will b quite involved and time consuming.
it'll probably stretch way into next year and shake viva to its very foundations.
i just hope the site can survive such a scandal.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:44 pm
that sounds pretty serious -
that sounds pretty serious - this is all so sad
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:57 pm
I have popcorn all over my
I have popcorn all over my lap and chest.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:57 pm
I have popcorn all over my
I have popcorn all over my lap and chest.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 05:58 pm
I hear ya, Bucky.
I hear ya, Bucky.
if the sanctity of such an ironclad institution as a fake dbmb awards ceremony can b compromised, what can't b?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 06:04 pm
Jazzfish, 3/4 of Zoners have
Jazzfish, 3/4 of Zoners have food on their shirts.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 06:12 pm
and the other 42% are bare
and the other 42% are bare chested....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 06:21 pm
The Zonie Committee would
The Zonie Committee would respectfully request that the zoner who is currently emailing pictures of feces to some of the 2017 Zonie winners please refrain from that abusive behavior immediately.
As stated, we are taking these claims very seriously and working on completing a thorough investigation. Thank you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 06:30 pm
From what I understand, most
From what I understand, most of the proceeds from the current winter viva fundraising campaign will go to furthur the investigation.
please take that into consideration, guys.
admin can't do this alone and they need our help.
This community deserves answers and we need to pull together now more than ever.
#zonestrong
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 06:47 pm
>>>From what I understand,
>>>From what I understand, most of the proceeds from the current winter viva fundraising campaign will go to furthur the investigation
It looks like we're going to need all $216 Viva received via the fundraiser this year.
I know this is disappointing news.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba Noodler
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 07:00 pm
Does this have anything to do
Does this have anything to do with Thom storming the stage when KKenny was giving his acceptance speech?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: makaha lava
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 07:07 pm
I know this is disappointing
>>> I know this is disappointing news.
this is disappointing news, in fact, we are still trying to sort this out: how could the selection committee fumble the zonies so badly this year? i mean, russian collusion? come on people ...
in leau of this inexcusable behavior by the selection committee, and in the interest of the zoner community, administration may feel compelled to reconfigure the longstanding committee.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 07:33 pm
Hold me Tub Girl, good god
Hold me Tub Girl, good god hold me
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 07:54 pm
Good evening. It looks like
Good evening. It looks like we have a very official Public Service Warning from the Zoner Center for Disease Control:
If you or perchance a loved one opens an email and receives something that looks like this, please forward it to any random contact in your address book and ask them to do the same. By tracking thousands and thousands of such emails, we can then statistically deduce where Ground Zero is, and subsequently, who the likely culprit is.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 08:16 pm
Thankfully several diligent
Thankfully several diligent Zoners (paid with selfless donations from the Zonie Award committee and by pilfering all remaining Viva membership fees) have infiltrated the inner sanctum of our own Zoner UniBomber while he was preparing his little XMas gifts and have managed to snap a quick photo before the perp fled into the night. Have you seen this man? We assume it's a man, but perhaps, not. Let's not stereotype...
Anyway, the Zonie weekend was a blast for all involved and its a real shame that we have to tear open the scabs of Internet glory and revisit past indiscretions. Sure, there was voter fraud, mild physical intimidation and hacked voting machines...but, hey..This is America! we thrive off this shit!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, December 20, 2017 – 11:55 pm
Just a quick update, gang.
Just a quick update, gang.
We now have all the Senior Zonie Committee members together in the Situation Room going over footage of the Zonie broadcast and sorting through the related documentation.
We expect to have a press release available soon.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:04 am
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:07 am
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thredkilla Fark
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:10 am
I figured something was amiss
I figured something was amiss when I didn't win...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 08:06 am
http://www.nytimes.com
Thank You Dear Friends,
I have been away for a week on a personal journey of reflection...
and have returned with the Light, and the start of The Winter Solstice.
I'm very sorry, but I cannot accept this award.
It is my wish to donate any and all prizes and or awards,
to the fight to preserve Bears Ears and Grand Staircase Escalante National Monuments.
In lieu of a speech, I would like to leave these words and songs.
http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/godfather-ar3.html
http://www.vivalazone.org/other-stuff/pocahontas
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 08:30 am
Breaking News - By binge
Breaking News - By binge-watching every episode on TV related to Sherlock Holmes (hey what's with Lucy Lui? Do her eyes drive you crazy cause they don't quite line up, or what?), we have mastered the powers of deductive reasoning and logic to unearth the following major clues about the perpetrator of the bowel-bomb emails:
:
Please keep your eyes out for anyone who fits this profile: Most likely is perpetually broke; has hairy shins; wears jorts; and judging by the clenched toes, is either perpetually constipated (probably due to a diet consisting solely of bar food from TXR) or whose feet are morphing into cloven hooves. It could be male or female, a current or former Zoner, a happy lurker or a disgruntled admin. Anything is possible. Keep alert and report any suspected incidents to your local DBMB security officers. If you meet such a person, do not approach. Just smile nonchalantly and nod hi.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 09:00 am
RRG, that is so selfless of
RRG, that is so selfless of you. Bravo and well done. Sure this will cause the academy members to get their panties in a bunch, but often that is how positive change is enabled.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 09:25 am
Holleee shit --- it saddens
Holleee shit --- it saddens us to report, that this might be our culprit. Note the proto-jorts. And this guy probably consumes too much bread and not enough water (there never is enough around where he plays) -- leading to less than ideal bodily performance when push comes to shove. Other than the empty pockets (but compared to Dead Co, everyone else IS broke), he fits the profile perfectly and has plenty of motive...sweet revenge for the online travesty which this website frequently is.
As professional investigators deputized by the highest authorities (specifically that Big Sur super grower and the Humbolt farmer who post those luscious photos), we would advise that if you do receive a very odorous email in your stocking this year, please pick it up using the inside-out plastic bag technique perfected by urban dog walkers everywhere and bring it to the next TXR free bar show to be signed and numbered by the Family Band. Tell em you are a Zoner and they will probably add a little personalized message. Guaranteed it will be a collector's item one day. (Perhaps when Graham Lesh eventually and fatefully unseats John Mayer and takes his rightful place on the throne as the heir to all that is GDP.)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:22 am
idk, Alan, ....the legs just
idk, Alan, ....the legs just dont match...this guy, ^ , just isnt hairy enough....hmmmm, but, maybe there is a clue on his very own Family Band T Shirt. Isnt the above mentioned Graham quite the hairy one? i think youre on the right track...but, forget following the money...follow the hair! We all have skeletons in our closet, but, who has the jorts???
hmmm...maybe its that other one that looks like a Dr. Seuss character...he s got more hair than Samson, and i blv he s got jorts in his past...just a guess, but i think you are on the right track. Proceed w Caution.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:25 am
>>>>>I have been away for a
>>>>>I have been away for a week on a personal journey of reflection...
Is that what the kids are calling a bender these days?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:34 am
Well, the recent news of RRG
Well, the recent news of RRG has saved the Committee one investigation. We think you made the right choice.
On another front pyramidheats urine sample was filthy with all sorts of drugs. Since his award for Thread Of The Year was about cannabis we see the irony of stripping the award from him so we’re working to change the Zonie rules on drug use rather than strip him of his Zonie. I think we’ve got the votes and we’ll let the good people of the community know what’s been decided ASAP.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:46 am
As mentioned above, after
As mentioned above, after careful consideration RRG has thoughtfully donated her Zonie to the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase Escalante National Monuments.
Shocked by this seemingly disrespectful move? A Zonie can't simply be passed around like some sort of lousy dimestore Dirty Santa trinket at the White Elephant gift exchange at work!
Relax. Don't worry, its not the first time a Zoner has made such a generous offer. A Zone archeologist (yes, we have at least one among us), exploring several impenetrable cayons in the deepest regions of these remote sites, has recently uncovered indisputable evidence of Zonies being re-gifted through the ages:
Yes, a Zonie is a true national treasure and should be preserved by our great Park Service for all future generations to enjoy. So put down that keyboard and go out and take a hike in the desolate wilderness. Go find a Zonie. And if you happen to stumble across the desiccated body of a concert promoter on the trail, you can choose to share your precious water with him or not. The choice is yours.
That probably concludes the mystery and travel portions of this year's show. Let's go back to the auditorium where we await further word from our esteemed presenters.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:57 am
I'd just like to acknowledge
I'd just like to acknowledge the leak that hit Twitter this morning regarding the DOTY recount.
Yes, we are currently completing a recount for DOTY. We believe it's important to remain as transparent as possible during our investigation, however we ask that the community refrain from speculation regarding the recount.
We should have more news today. Thanks, everybody.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:06 am
the sample was indeed filthy,
the sample was indeed filthy, this is true, i'd like to point out no powders were present:)
i am accepting this prestigious award on behalf of all the people of vermont-this one is for you, you green mountaineers.
this tumultuous first year for viva was certainly a rollercoaster, but with our classic zone perseverance we have made it through one of the toughest years in our history; so i'd like to thank the committee, admin, and all of our special little assholes for making this viva year so special for me and all of my fellow vermonters.
moving from philaldephia to vermont was a difficult acclimation for myself, and with the help of certain vermonters, the more than stellar administration here at viva, and the superb zonie committee, i have been more inspired than ever-THUS: the cannabis thread.
the entire state of Vermont would like to thank the Zonie Committee for carrying on this tradition in one if its most fantastic displays of community to date.
and remember folks, keep eating that LSD.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:08 am
none of this would have
none of this would have happenned if Admin hadnt put the kabatz (sp?) on the DOTY, to begin with...
or, wait, at least, thats what i hear...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:13 am
>>>>>>As mentioned above,
>>>>>>As mentioned above, after careful consideration RRG has thoughtfully donated her Zonie to the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase Escalante National Monuments.
Its hard to donate something you didn’t accept. Much like her acceptance speech after her nomination she seems confused as to how simple things work.
The ZOTY results are being recalculated and we should have the results soon. Hang on to your hats folks. Jambone, this could be your year.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:17 am
Admin didn't put the kabatz
Admin didn't put the kabatz on DOTY.
It was agreed that MOTY wouldn't be awarded this year. It was a difficult decision to retire such a prestigious honor, but ultimately we believe it was the right decision.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:24 am
^MOTY, not DOTY, obviously...
^^^MOTY, not DOTY, obviously....we all know TH won his 13th straight...the only possible reason for a recount in that catagory would be to see who was a douche enough NOT to vote for el douche`
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:02 pm
Kibosh, please, folks.
Kibosh, please, folks.
Nobody knows exactly where this word comes from, but its spelling is well-established.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:06 pm
If I had known that you could
If I had known that you could accept your award with a dirty urine sample I wouldn’t have given mine to Pocahontas and her friends.
JUST SAYING
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:07 pm
It’s Kibbutz. When you want
It’s Kibbutz. When you want to put an end to something you send it to the kibbutz.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:12 pm
Sorry for any confusion Bucky
Sorry for any confusion Bucky. It’s hard to tell what’s really okay anymore in this new era of FBMB (Family Band Message Boards).
We had no idea it would play out this way.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:15 pm
You send it to the kibbutz
You send it to the kibbutz but you take it to the bridge.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Barrel Aged jamjuice
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:18 pm
If an award is unclaimed,
If an award is unclaimed, might I suggest doing a Stanley Cup-esque sharing with all nominees. They get a few days to kiss it, bury it in the snow, display it with their Phil bobble head, take it for a swim, then get it back in time for next years grand event.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:19 pm
It’s ok man. In hindsight, I
It’s ok man. In hindsight, I’m just glad I didn’t stop taking drugs, because I like them.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:21 pm
Hopefully de-toxed,
Hopefully de-toxed, sterilized, and autoclaved.
Can't be too careful.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 12:24 pm
St Mark... Viva's crack IT
St Mark... Viva's crack IT staff (i.e., the nerdy teenager from down the street who stops by to mow Judit's lawn every Thursday) has investigated the allegations of "dirty-bombs" emailed to various Zoners and has determined that the vile, disgusting image of supposed feces is in fact something much, much more benign.
It is merely a selfie posted by Phil's close friend and co-composer of the Donor Rap...... Mr Liver Head.... from L. W A... in appreciation of all his newfound friends. I can see where the Awards Committee could be mistaken, as the resemblance is quite uncanny. He apologizes for any unintended distress caused by his actions and appearance.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 01:36 pm
This whole thing smells fishy
This whole thing smells fishy.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 02:01 pm
Alright everybody, we have
Alright everybody, we have some important announcements to make.
The Zonie Committee has completed the recount for ZOTY, and it is my honor to announce the winner.
RRG
2017 Zoner of the Year!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 02:03 pm
This is how we grow
This is how we grow
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 02:23 pm
Happy Festivus everybody!
Happy Festivus everybody!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 02:24 pm
HUZZAH!!!
HUZZAH!!!
RRG you rock, you Roll!
Congrats!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 02:30 pm
deja vu all over again!!
deja vu all over again!!
congrats to all winners....
damn, TH, thanks for positive thoughts, but, i guess im just gonna have to try harder next year, and continue on kissin as many asses as possible...
or i could try a new approach.........
nah.....fuk that...
heres hoping EVERYONE has a healthy and happy 2018
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 04:50 pm
The DOTY recount is nearly
The DOTY recount is nearly complete. We have identified some irregularities in the voting.
This is going to shake Viva to it's very foundation. Hold on to your hats, folks!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 05:36 pm
Has anbodey seen the bridge?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Garagedoorbob Half Eaten Cigarette
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 06:25 pm
Wow. I'm a bit shocked to be
Wow. I'm a bit shocked to be here today after getting the boot for shitting myself last year. Luckily, being the recipient of the 2003 Best Supporting Zoner, I did receive a call from the committee to present the Lifetime Achievement Award. This one was really easy and I couldn't be prouder to present this award to a guy who has nicer dick pictures than puff. He makes sure we can tour safely along America's highways, let's the Cool Kids Table aware that it's okay to be a nerd. I could talk all day but I'm going to cry. We all know the story. I'm going to stop and just say Congratulations to Sideshow Bob. The best of the best. WE love you Bob. Come up here with your Asperger Ass.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 06:28 pm
*slow clap*
*slow clap*
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 06:36 pm
There's so much Zonie magic
There's so much Zonie magic in the air this year.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Garagedoorbob Half Eaten Cigarette
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 06:44 pm
I won't lie. I thought I had
I won't lie. I thought I had few solid years 2004-2006 but Popi was running away with Zonies at that time. I'm fine with it now and it's all about the present. I'm so happy for everyone here. This is awesomely awesome. I think Popi was the only back to back winner?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 06:45 pm
Let's not forget Nick's
Let's not forget Nick's unprecedented 12 consecutive ZOTY run.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 06:47 pm
Ok Folks...
Ok Folks...
We have now reached the portion of this Awards show
where we must thank our sponsors:
Green Room Snacks provided by: Zonies Calzone's
We've been putting "The Zone" in Calzone's since 1999
And Venue Landscaping provided by:
Zonie Landscape Maintenance
You're lawn will look so amazing,
You'll have to yell at random people to stay off of it.
Now Back to Our Show....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Garagedoorbob Half Eaten Cigarette
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 06:49 pm
It's not that hard to win
It's not that hard to win when you host Nickfest. I've been there.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 07:51 pm
Sideshow Bob with a
Sideshow Bob with a traditional Zoner salute. Thank you sir. Well done.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 09:36 pm
Our roving reporters have
Our roving reporters have spotted Sideshow Bob (or a Bob look-a-like) parading around the lounge showing off his shiny Zonie in an attempt to impress a fellow Zoner (or possibly, a newly-developed Japanese cyborg drink dispenser). Since many winners already resold or abandoned their original ones, Zonies are apparently easy to score in the parking lot.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:04 pm
After-party time!!!
After-party time!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:06 pm
>>>>>>possibly, a newly
>>>>>>possibly, a newly-developed Japanese cyborg drink dispenser
I hear they’ve perfected the robotic ass
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: LeshIsLove jlp
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 10:22 pm
Damn this thread is long
Damn this thread is long
Alan wins for the pix i did see
No doubt that the rest are equally fab
(((((Us)))))
#carryon
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:02 pm
>I hear they’ve perfected the
>I hear they’ve perfected the robotic ass<
I believe it. In my day if we wanted to see some robotic ass we had to steal a magazine and head to the treehouse.
Nowadays kids (over 18 of course) can just buy one on ebay.
It's called a Ro_Butt. (da dum da dum)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Frank3 frank3
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:35 pm
this thread must've cost
this thread must've cost judit a few months of SSN. great work
She deserves a ZONIE
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:51 pm
Judit was the recipient of
Judit was the recipient of two Zonies this year.
Best Weather Update in a Thread About Weather
Best Mustache
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Frank3 frank3
on Thursday, December 21, 2017 – 11:59 pm
so if she shaves her upper
so if she shaves her upper lip /makes or keeps snow from falling
(or lets us know)
she is a shoe in for 1 ....if the site is still here
St. Mark. sharpen your razor !
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 12:08 am
Sorry man. I'm only reporting
Sorry man. I'm only reporting the wins as they happened.
As an esteemed member of the Zonie Committee, I don't actually get to vote in the Zonies. That's the price we pay for bringing you ungrateful miscreants gold.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 12:59 am
^^^pure gold.
^^^pure gold.
surprised judit hasn't popped in for a double acceptance speech. i mean, this is an instant classic we have here folks, the very best viva has seen, community at its finest.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 07:56 am
Good Morning folks,
Good Morning folks,
It really has been an exciting event this year,
but there is one Dark Horse award that has been overlooked.
No it's not the MOTY that you were expecting....
It's so much more...
This award is for the MEANIE of the year,
And I have word that the Grinch vibe is extra strong out in Denver this year.
So, let's not delay any further...
It is my honor to announce that The Meanie of the Year goes to:
St. Mark !!!!!
Wow, I never saw that coming !!!
CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 07:58 am
ST.
ST.
MARK
MOTY
2017 !!!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:07 am
:::sitting in the front row,
:::sitting in the front row, wearing a tie dyed tuxedo, nodding approvingly:::
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:11 am
pretty sure RRG isn't on the
pretty sure RRG isn't on the zonie committee. i could be wrong.
we are gonna need some clarification on this, please.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:12 am
..
..
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:13 am
I don't want to add to the
I don't want to add to the already escalating panic, but it's looking pretty dire.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:14 am
hey it's the vermont gang.
hey it's the vermont gang.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:16 am
Yes folks,it really has been
Yes folks, it really has been an exciting ceremony this year!!!
We like to thank more of our sponsors:
Zonies Law LLC
"We Are Here To Shovel YOU Out Of The Shit"
AND..
Zonies closet and storage
Because where the fuck are you going to put that thing anyway?!?
And now,
we would like to welcome a very Special guest to play us out....
Ladies and Gentlemen
Mr. Neil Young
Come on up here Neil !!!
(APPLAUSE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQrQ09llEIA
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:23 am
Just saw a sticker on a
Just saw a sticker on a subaru in the parking lot that read
"Don't blame me, I voted for Judit's moustache"
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:25 am
Thanks, everyone. What an
Thanks, everyone. What an amazing production this year. Even I was stunned watching from my window.
I declare that this was the best Zonies ever!
And now, in accordance with tradition, I declare the XXVII Zonies closed, and I call upon the youth of the world to assemble one year from now on Viva to celebrate the XXVIII Zonies.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:31 am
you didn't be even give st
you didn't be even give st mark a chance for an acceptance speech.
whats going on here, 6 are you feeling ok man? we can't give out an award and then just cut it off.
as someone who has won a zonie this year, i say the thread is open and rolls on. thank you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:35 am
We're running over time, dude
We're running over time, dude. Just trying to keep down "site costs". I'm sure you understand. We have to have enough money left to buy Gravy a bag of weed an' all so that less care can be had by others. Here, have a cup of holiday cheer and go sit over there and chill.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force Rock And Roll Goddess
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:38 am
This is how we grow
This is how we grow.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:41 am
It sure is.
Good golly gosh it sure is.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:45 am
i agree, this is the single
i agree, this is the single most community based thread/event viva may ever see. i am glad you two have decided to grow w/ viva.
it certainly wouldn't be the same w/o you.
so as the thread rolls on and we wait for some more acceptance speeches, does anyone feel like judit is avoiding the best thread viva has ever had? she won two zonies, and not one acceptance speech? pretty rude, right 6? that is NOT how we grow.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:46 am
im confused...
im confused...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 09:43 am
>>>>>But the grateful dead
>>>>>But the grateful dead family was the best and for some, the only family that many of us had.
The Holliday’s can be a tough time for some people.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Fly Fly
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 09:51 am
MOTY! golf clap from seat
MOTY! golf clap from seat filler
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 09:54 am
Ok Ok Calm down......
Ok Ok Calm down...... Everyone is clamoring to see Judit accept her award. I guess they really want to honor a kind-soul older hippie lady with a tad of facial hair, or something....
Ha, that's not her....fooled ya......( that's another Zoner couple who shall remain nameless, but you see them at all the shows)
We don't know why you Zoners are obsessed with women with mustaches....muchless why there is an award for it.... But everyone here tonight is certainly in a tizzy trying to figure out which Judit we are honoring tonight... Young Adult Judit, Middle Aged Judit or Senior Judit
Well the joke is on you Zoners..... none of these pictures is the real Judit... we were just pulling your leg...
But now....drum roll please.... we would like to honor the real Judit and her real mustache..from the hippy dippy trippy drippy town of Eugene.....straight from Springfield Creamery where she has the job of Kesey's personal taste tester....... heeeeeeeeere's Judit:
Now go cry in your milk that you never got a chance to dance with her at the SunShine Daydream 72 show....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 10:31 am
Thank you, everyone. Although
Thank you, everyone. Although the Zonies don't officially recognize a "Meanie of the Year" award as an official honor, in the interest of a very special zoner's deteriorating mental health, I'm just going to play along.
First off, I'd like to recognize my fellow zoners for making 2017 such a special year. Our numbers are dwindling to truly concerning levels, but we fight on. To my beautiful daughter- you're my light, baby. I love you!
To the Zoners who came before me, and inspired me to strive for greatness; Duke, Brick, Willows, JR, Hoover, MikeW, Cryppie. Thank you! You showed me what zoning could be. Every time I log in, I hope to do you proud.
And finally, to my fellow Zonie Committee colleagues, who work so hard behind the scenes making this all happen. It's an honor to Zone with you.
It looks like RRG left an empty handle of McCormick's vodka up here; I'm going to take this home and put it in my Zonie trophy case, next to all the other Zonies I've won over the years. This one is special. Thank you!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 10:42 am
Mark you sure handle yourself
Mark you sure handle yourself with a level of class and aplomb that we should all strive for. Great speech and I’m looking to your post show fashion review.
We’ve got a few more awards to hand out and a few more musical performances, so stick around.
Also big thanks to Alan for his work here (sure to be recognized at the next Zonies).
Now give it up for Everclear performing their hit single Father Of Mine.
https://youtu.be/kkcbxjWG9Mc
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 11:10 am
Cryote + JeffG > Zoner Music
Cryote + JeffG > Zoner Music Lifetime Achievement Award
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R StoneSculptor
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 12:05 pm
Thank you Mr Hoover......My
Thank you Mr Hoover......My pleasure....But who amongst us hasn’t secretly won the lottery (and maybe pilfered a dollar or two from the kid's college fund), waited for the spouse to go away on business, stopped by “a friend’s” to invest the aforementioned winnings in the local black market trickle-down economy, hopped on a plane and snuck into an awards banquet --- only to wake up a few days later under a stage with a pounding headache and a cute little trophy capped with Phil’s little head smiling up at you? Remembering only snippets of Moldovian gibberish and disjointed scenes from the fleshpot of debauchery that was the lighting booth. It’s positively cathartic.
I can’t wait to get my film developed. You best be nice or I will publish some shots from this year's debacle that should probably remain private. Like remember when we blew off the awards desert last weekend and were dancin up a storm with those flight attendant hotties...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 01:13 pm
Wow the second set of this
Wow the second set of this award show, in true drug band fashion, seems to b where things get really loosey goosey
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Garagedoorbob Half Eaten Cigarette
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 01:15 pm
Whitey is pregnant again.
Whitey is pregnant again. That's gotta be worth something.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 01:39 pm
Let’s get JeffG up here for
Let’s get JeffG up here for one more
https://youtu.be/fvW30WwsloY
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 01:52 pm
>>>Whitey is pregnant again.
>>>Whitey is pregnant again. That's gotta be worth something.
Whitey is only two children away from winning the prestigious Juggy Zonie.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 02:25 pm
RRG , please dont Kanye the
RRG , please dont Kanye the proceedings.
while a guarantee to get them talking about you next year, its unbecoming of this Institution.
thank you.
strong work here Alan R.
thank you for your service.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 02:59 pm
>>>>Now give it up for
>>>>Now give it up for Everclear performing their hit single Father Of Mine.
https://youtu.be/kkcbxjWG9Mc
whoa I play that song every Christmas since dad left :(
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob drkstrjry
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:39 pm
Wait, so I'm AOTY (Aspy of
Wait, so I'm AOTY (Aspy of the Year)
Guesss Asshat of the Year woulda fit just as well, so, Carryon, my Wayward kinfolk ;)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob drkstrjry
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:45 pm
OK so any of you Illuminati
OK so any of you Illuminati need to Interrogate me on the state of the Infrastructure, just go ahead and skip all the "24"-like stuff, like Waterboarding, Fingernail Pulling, & Electrodes on my Gonads, & go directly to Cranking this on a continuous loop in a dark room (ala These Boots Are Made for Walking as played for both Gen Noriega and St Koresh):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmUW2pVAopc
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 08:56 pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lance minimum goad Newberry heathentom
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 10:41 pm
Wow. I've just now been able
Wow. I've just now been able to compose myself after that breathtaking JeffG rendition of The Rose.
His best work?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 10:55 pm
The best work of Jeff g could
The best work of Jeff g could, nay, should b a thread all its own.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fish fish
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 11:05 pm
>>>the Zoners who came before
>>>the Zoners who came before me, and inspired me to strive for greatness; Duke, Brick, Willows, JR, Hoover, MikeW, Cryppie. Thank you! You showed me what zoning could be. Every time I log in, I hope to do you proud.
This what psych 101 profs call "self aggrandizement"
You're not really in that league unless others place you there
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Frank3 frank3
on Friday, December 22, 2017 – 11:09 pm
sideshow is "high spectrum"..
please offer us a tale sideshow , it is christmas time
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 06:06 am
>>"self aggrandizement"
>>"self aggrandizement"
He is the king.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: O'Toole Foghorn
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 10:25 am
To be mentioned in the same
To be mentioned in the same breath as those great zoners would be quite an accomplishment, keep striving.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 10:37 am
maybe we can add worst zoner
maybe we can add worst zoner of the year for 2018?
also, where is the best mustache and best weather update in a weather update thread acceptance speech?
this is getting ridiculous. maybe lava can convince the winner to come forward?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 10:49 am
did we not have enough money
next year, we should at least buy a curtain...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 11:00 am
This Zonie Update: Admin will
News flash:
(AP) Admin will be conducting an in-depth investigation into alleged inappropriate communications and the nature in which they were obtained," the statement from the Zonies of directors said. "In addition, Admin wishes to reaffirm our commitment to the education and empowerment of women like RRG, supporting them in every way possible." The misogynistic culture will need to be addressed and all awards are voided in light of these revelations.
The Vivalazone on Thursday obtained an exclusive report that reviewed nearly three years of internal Zonies emails provided by two unidentified sources.
The report detailed email exchanges in which CEO St Mark, current president "The Prozac Kid", and Ateix wrote offensive emails about Zonie winners, referencing their weight or their private sex lives.
St. Mark, in a statement issued Friday night, apologized for "a mistake of words"
He said he was stressed by "from a full year of attacks by two former zoners." He did not name them in his statement.
"This was not the CEO of an organization laughing at inappropriate jokes and speaking about a Zonie winner in email conversations," he said. "This was a father whose family was being attacked, and a man whose character was being assassinated daily, which impaired my judgment when responding to the inappropriate emails sent to me about them. For that, I deeply apologize."
He called the Viva story "dishonest, deceptive, and despicable."
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 11:42 am
More fake news from nanc
More fake news from nanc
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: a lullaby the breezes whisper T.O.D.
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 11:51 am
Another impotent post from
Another impotent post from hounder.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 11:53 am
yeah, we are gonna need a
<<<<More fake news from nanc
yeah, we are gonna need a link, Nanc.
otherwise, you got duped by a Russian Troll Farm again.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 11:56 am
A link? Got one right here
A link? Got one right here for you: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
and one for Hound Her: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 12:08 pm
lol. get em, girl
lol. get em, girl
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: makaha lava
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 12:09 pm
no no, 73, you’re not the
no no, 73, you’re not the only one caught in disbelief. we have evidence of counter trolls fighting other counter trolls, forgetting who they’re originally trolling for. while it’s unclear where nanc obtained that early report, we apparently have some leaks.
a preliminary investigation by the administration has found, what appears to be, rampant corruption and sexism within the zonie selection committee, even amongst its most senior members. sad. a wide-reaching investigation will begin in the new year, subpoenas are expected, plea deals will be made, zoners will flip on other zoners, it could be ugly, but we will clean house and do what’s best for the community, and the esteemed zonie award.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 12:48 pm
i believe we are gonna have
i believe we are gonna have to rethink this whole admin role for judit-as sad as it is, it may be time for her to resign.
two zonies, zero acceptance speeches-this is not how we grow. i mean, best weather update in a weather update thread, and no acceptance speech?!
an investigation is underway i have been told and is expected to continue into january, and rock admin to its core- regardless of whether the right thing is done, and a resignation letter is received.
lots of work to be accomplished between now and end of january, but we will get by.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 12:55 pm
Well this thread took an
Well this thread took an interesting turn.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:01 pm
Special prosecutor Schnee is
Special prosecutor Schnee is currently assembling her team.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: makaha lava
on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:07 pm
lol, apparently so.
lol, apparently so.
getting back to the investigation, it was surprising to see the selection committee stacked like the weinstein board ~ a complete sausage fest. a preliminary recommendation is to diversify the committee and include women. a final report will include a full range of recommendations once due process is fulfilled.
:)
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:10 pm
special prosecutor schnee
special prosecutor schnee will deliver the goods, no doubt.
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:14 pm
>>>getting back to the
>>>getting back to the investigation, it was surprising to see the selection committee stacked like the weinstein board ~ a complete sausage fest.
The Zonie Committee is modeled after a Gov't Mule show.
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:17 pm
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:22 pm
lol! awesome.
lol! awesome.
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:35 pm
The jam and scene isn’t quite
The jam and scene isn’t quite as diverse as Doofs would have you believe.
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 01:50 pm
I'd like to point out that
I'd like to point out that both Professor Boko and Ping Pong are members of the Zonie Committee.
We only pay them 77 cents on the dollar, but their voices are important.
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 02:56 pm
post the emails!!!.
post the emails!!!.
as soon as the Pope speaks later today, we will know exactly what St. Mark may or may not have done to young zoners....this def would explain some odd behaviors over the years....did Mark ever get transferred from Boston to Denver???
its sickening just thinking of the damage one w his position, power, and authority could do....we pray none of the rumors are true, of course....
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 03:14 pm
>>>all awards are voided in
>>>all awards are voided in light of these revelations<<<
You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 03:25 pm
<<<<https://en.m.wikipedia
<<<<https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
smh
...duh
heres one for you....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
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on Saturday, December 23, 2017 – 04:42 pm
I'm no stranger to scandal.
I'm no stranger to scandal. Not only do I welcome this investigation; I revel in it.
My PR team is preparing a statement, but I'd just like to set the tone out of the gate and suggest that anybody besmirching the good name of St. Mark promptly go fuck themselves.
My balls are huge, and my reputation is made out of Teflon.
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 01:30 am
the Pope stands by his St.,
In an issued statement, the Pope stands by his Saint, saying although his balls may in fact be huge, no one ever came fwrd and complained about them. As far as the church goes, its a non issue....
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 02:04 am
Ha! Viva in Wonderland.
Ha! Viva in Wonderland.
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 05:50 am
You mean this Pope?
You mean this Pope?
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 08:14 am
thats the guy , 6!
thats the guy , 6!
he was heard to say later, "they were just tremendiz tataz, it looked a like she had stuffed St. Mark's ballza down her shirt."
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 08:29 am
She? You mean that isn't a
She? You mean that isn't a picture of St. Mark and the Pope?
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 08:31 am
And now, for a timely musical
And now, for a timely musical interlude from....
Sharon Jones and The Dap Kings !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL19eKEa3CY
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 03:25 pm
No tales but, for absolutely
No tales but, for absolutely no specific reason or rhyme in the world, here's some Fat Axyl Rose memes
https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+axl+rose+memes&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source...
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on Sunday, December 24, 2017 – 06:40 pm
Six coming in with the half
Six coming in with the half assed photoshop work. Nicely done.
RRG, it might be best to reserve the musical selections to Zoners only. I thought we had an excellent mix of JeffG and Do6 performances thus far.
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on Monday, January 1, 2018 – 09:18 am
the special investigation
the special investigation continues into the new year-not much to share atm, other than no resignation letter has been received.
we here at viva hope admin does the right thing. we shall see. we will get by.
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on Monday, January 1, 2018 – 12:53 pm
Happy new year Zoners old and
Happy new year Zoners old and new.
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on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 – 05:10 pm
>>>>>>>a preliminary
>>>>>>>a preliminary recommendation is to diversify the committee and include women. a final report will include a full range of recommendations once due process is fulfilled.
After completing the investigation the Special Counsel found there was enough diversity in the 2017 Zonies. 4 Winds has been a long standing member of the Zonie selection committee and those suggesting otherwise were engaged in a smear campaign.
Thank you to the Special Counsel for seeing the investigation through to the end.
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on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 – 10:39 pm
I'll just leave this here..
I'll just leave this here..
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on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 – 10:46 pm
Lol Well done, Dise.
Lol
Well done, Dise.
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on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 – 10:51 pm
Dise, if I could only explain
Dise, if I could only explain how perfect that is.
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on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 – 11:06 pm
Ha! Perfect bump and delivery
Ha! Agreed. Perfect bump and delivery. The last post was on Ney Year's day.
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on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 – 11:18 pm
Right jazz? David Cassidy
Right jazz? David Cassidy looks great! Who knew he was so tall?!
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on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 – 11:24 pm
heh
heh
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 12:13 am
David Cassidy's dick is so
David Cassidy's dick is so big his dick has it's own dick. David Cassidy's dick's dick is bigger than most dicks.
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 09:31 am
Midnight Thoughts With
Midnight Thoughts With Jazzfish
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 11:20 am
Just kidding jazz, that's not
Just kidding jazz, that's not really David Cassidy.
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 12:49 pm
Well shit , I thought Cassidy
Well shit , I thought Cassidy was a Mets fan.
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 01:09 pm
No idea what's going on in
No idea what's going on in that pic, but wanted to say hey to Dise.
Hey Dise!
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 01:19 pm
Hi Googly! :D
Hi Googly! :D
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 01:22 pm
Comey with a Mets fan and a
Comey with a Mets fan and a rapper(?) with a Starbucks medallion, Hall.
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 05:14 pm
It's a WuTang-Comey Sandwich.
omfg.
It's a WuTang-Comey Sandwich
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on Thursday, April 19, 2018 – 11:04 pm
You still owe Tulsa Chris an
You still owe Tulsa Chris an apology.
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on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 – 01:43 pm
Here’s last years Zonies in case KK wants to study up
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on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 – 02:21 pm
RRG has been very
RRG has been very underwhelming as a ZOTY.
Be better, RRG.